Cans Of Worms
A minister decided to have a visual demonstration along with his Sunday sermon.
He placed a worm in 4 seperate cans.
The first can was alcohol
The second can was cigarette smoke
The third can was chocolate syrup
The fourth can was good clean soil.
At the end of the sermon,the minister gave these following results :
the first can of alcohol--worm dead
second can of cigarette smoke--worm dead
third can of chocolate syrup--worm dead
but the fourth can of good clean soil--worm was alive !!
The minister asked the congregation "What have you learned from this ?"
A little old lady raised her hand & said "If ya drink, smoke and eat chocolate , you won't have worms "
To this day , there are  no more visual demonstrations .

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!

		Bullet- wrote:
		Here's a couple of gems from a review of a Tony Clifton show in Chicago.  You will love 'em or hate 'em.  There's no fence sitting with these ones. “Jeffrey Dahmer’s mom says to him, “I don’t like your friends.” So he says, “Then try the salad.” “What’s the worst part of being a child molester? Getting the blood off your clown costume.”

Here's a couple of gems from a review of a Tony Clifton show in Chicago.  You will love 'em or hate 'em.  There's no fence sitting with these ones.

“Jeffrey Dahmer’s mom says to him, “I don’t like your friends.” So he says, “Then try the salad.”

“What’s the worst part of being a child molester? Getting the blood off your clown costume.”

Buttercups & Golf Balls
Towards the end of the golf course,Dave hit his ball into the woods & found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back into play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch
All of a sudden ......POOF !!!!
In a flash & puff of smoke, a little old woman  appeared.
She said "I m Mother Nature !!!--Do you know how long it took me  to make those buttercups ? Just for doing what you've done ,you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life--better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life--As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life !!!
Then ..POOF she was gone !!
After Dave recvered from the initial  shock, he hollared for his friend , Fred.--"Where are you ?"
Fred yells back " I'm over here in the Pussy Willows"
Dave shouts back "DON'T SWING FRED FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SWING !!!:

Yo!

		Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote:
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Well, a virgin is tight.
But "Good'n'Tight" is amazing. I keep it in my mind.