Buttercups & Golf Balls
Towards the end of the golf course,Dave hit his ball into the woods & found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back into play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch
All of a sudden ......POOF !!!!
In a flash & puff of smoke, a little old woman  appeared.
She said "I m Mother Nature !!!--Do you know how long it took me  to make those buttercups ? Just for doing what you've done ,you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life--better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life--As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life !!!
Then ..POOF she was gone !!
After Dave recvered from the initial  shock, he hollared for his friend , Fred.--"Where are you ?"
Fred yells back " I'm over here in the Pussy Willows"
Dave shouts back "DON'T SWING FRED FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SWING !!!: