| [kiamat] Thursday, February 12, 2009 2:45:46 PM | |
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Reminds me of Northern Word (Ayup/Nah/gerr'way wi' ye!)
Oooh, somebody make me stop laughing- bad for my poor rock climbing tortured stomach muscles! |
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| [adrianaec_88] Wednesday, February 11, 2009 7:47:12 PM | |
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LMAO!!! I want Windaz!!!! how to fuck around with the settings LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Monday, February 09, 2009 4:12:00 PM)
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Also, Microsoft has released "Windaz", the special version for Ausies. Here are some of the new features:
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| [_strat_] Monday, February 09, 2009 4:12:00 PM | |
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Also, Microsoft has released "Windaz", the special version for Ausies. Here are some of the new features:
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| [_strat_] Monday, February 09, 2009 4:08:45 PM | |
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| [_strat_] Monday, January 26, 2009 6:29:47 AM | |
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Advertisement in the newspaper:
"I sell a dog. German doga, 3 years old. Eats everything, loves children." |
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| [buck foston] Sunday, January 25, 2009 4:47:04 PM | |
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| [ron h] Saturday, January 24, 2009 7:27:01 PM | |
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[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by mgdman from Saturday, January 24, 2009 7:25:48 PM)| | | mgdman wrote: | | A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started..... 
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| [mgdman] Saturday, January 24, 2009 7:25:48 PM | |
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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| [ron h] Saturday, January 24, 2009 10:55:49 AM | |
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...dam!!! 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Friday, January 23, 2009 7:25:33 AM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | You got it HB!!!
What'd the fish say when it swam into the wall??
| | | Head banger wrote: | | its asshole
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | | What's the last thing to go through a bugs mind as it hits your windshield?? |
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| [ron h] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:58:08 AM | |
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| [_strat_] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:54:33 AM | |
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Lol...
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| [ron h] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:25:33 AM | |
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You got it HB!!!
What'd the fish say when it swam into the wall??
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Friday, January 23, 2009 7:10:34 AM)| | | Head banger wrote: | | its asshole
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | | What's the last thing to go through a bugs mind as it hits your windshield?? |
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| [Head banger] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:10:34 AM | |
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its asshole
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Friday, January 23, 2009 5:56:33 AM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | | What's the last thing to go through a bugs mind as it hits your windshield?? |
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| [Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:02:36 AM | |
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It's antannae.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Friday, January 23, 2009 5:56:33 AM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | | What's the last thing to go through a bugs mind as it hits your windshield?? |
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| [ron h] Friday, January 23, 2009 5:56:33 AM | |
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| What's the last thing to go through a bugs mind as it hits your windshield?? |
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| [devils_child] Thursday, January 22, 2009 8:52:45 PM | |
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Used?.... Don't you mean Abused?? 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Thursday, January 22, 2009 8:20:12 PM)| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | THE ONLY HOPE FOR YOUR LOVED ONE IS A BRAIN TRANSPLANT...THE DOCTOR INFORMS THE
FAMILY GATHERED IN THE WAITING ROOM...HOW MUCH DOES A BRAIN COST? ASKED A FAMILY MEMBER...THE DOCTOR REPLIES...$10,000 FOR A FEMALE BRAIN,AND $7,000 FOR A MALE BRAIN...WOMEN IN THE ROOM TRIED NOT TO SMILE,BUT SOME ACTUALLY SMIRKED...
A GIRL,UNABLE TO CONTROL HER CURIOUSITY,BLURTED OUT...WHY IS THE FEMALE BRAIN SO MUCH MORE?...THE DOCTOR SMILED AT THE CHILDISH INNOCENCE AND THEN TO THE ENTIRE GROUP SAID...IT'S A STANDARD PRICING PROCEDURE...WE HAVE TO MARK THE MALE BRAINS DOWN....THEY'RE USED.... |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Thursday, January 22, 2009 8:20:12 PM | |
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THE ONLY HOPE FOR YOUR LOVED ONE IS A BRAIN TRANSPLANT...THE DOCTOR INFORMS THE
FAMILY GATHERED IN THE WAITING ROOM...HOW MUCH DOES A BRAIN COST? ASKED A FAMILY MEMBER...THE DOCTOR REPLIES...$10,000 FOR A FEMALE BRAIN,AND $7,000 FOR A MALE BRAIN...WOMEN IN THE ROOM TRIED NOT TO SMILE,BUT SOME ACTUALLY SMIRKED...
A GIRL,UNABLE TO CONTROL HER CURIOUSITY,BLURTED OUT...WHY IS THE FEMALE BRAIN SO MUCH MORE?...THE DOCTOR SMILED AT THE CHILDISH INNOCENCE AND THEN TO THE ENTIRE GROUP SAID...IT'S A STANDARD PRICING PROCEDURE...WE HAVE TO MARK THE MALE BRAINS DOWN....THEY'RE USED.... |
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| [Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Tuesday, January 20, 2009 5:14:10 AM | |
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| If you can drink beer, fart and watch NASCAR simultaneously, you might be a redneck! |
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| [kiamat] Monday, January 05, 2009 7:18:27 AM | |
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| No, I'm thinking sofa and Sky sports might sum up all of that. |
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| [_strat_] Monday, January 05, 2009 1:26:32 AM | |
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Not to mention remote control operating, proper car parking, and the Chill out center.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Sunday, January 04, 2009 9:17:19 PM)| | | Soylentgreen4u wrote: | | YOU FORGOT SPORTS,TRAMPOLINES AND PADDLES...TO NAME A FEW!... 
| | | adrianaec_88 wrote: | | ok, according to the latest research this would be the definitive one.... LMAO!
| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | LOL I had a guy tell me it was wrong... because it was missing ASS.. too LMAO
| | | adrianaec_88 wrote: | | lol.. that's funny but come on, we have to be honest, that's not true......... you're lacking some more Tits lines LMAO!
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