[velvet_liselle] Tuesday, September 11, 2012 11:14:05 AM
I've just noticed that Quorum is down, I looked there for some news just a few hours ago and it was still working...
Well, working... Though you couldn't really register and post...
I wonder what will happen to the Rob's website now.
[velvet_liselle] Saturday, March 10, 2012 10:23:50 AM
I see Faile is not showing up here, but I've been checking ficwad regularly as there are quite a lot of other interesting fanfics there, I notice that she published more of the Judas Passage, already chapters 6 ,7, 8 and 9 are available.
[velvet_liselle] Tuesday, February 07, 2012 5:26:34 AM
Yea... I read chapter 4 and afterwards I had to take a cold shower... I couldn't think at all, you gal really get carried away in this fanfic...<rolls eyes> But why doesn't it shock me? After all I'd like to do all the things that you describe myself, with them...
[velvet_liselle] Sunday, January 01, 2012 6:50:49 PM
I see Faile's not showing up or replying.
However I've just noticed there's the third chapter uploaded to fanfic.
Here it is: http://www.ficwad.com/story/179122
[velvet_liselle] Tuesday, December 13, 2011 7:58:13 PM
Well, Vaillant.
I'm just reading the other fics from that website, there are quite a lot of them in general, but suprisingly few about Priest... That is also why I like the Judas Passage so much... As well as the other two fics by deliciouslysinful... I wonder when they will post the next chapter... I also found one more story there with Glenn and Rob - where he's hetero too - you'll find it in celelbrities/rob halford...
However, if you want one that has all the band members you should try one by Funky Canuck - you just have to register to read them... Just be warned, while Rob might love reading them, I suppose all the other band members wouldn't be too happy about the way they are portrayed in them... Do you know what a slash story means?
[velvet_liselle] Tuesday, December 13, 2011 7:28:14 AM
Well, I read it and I like it very much. Especially the parts with Glenn and KK
But it seems to be just the beginning of something bigger. It ssays it's the first chapter there... The author says there are more...
And I also noticed there's one more girl that didn't make it to the past yet... So who knows how the action might develop...??? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Monday, December 12, 2011 5:34:50 PM)
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Good fanfic, but no Ian? No Dave? Ya make Rob hetero but don't even bother to let Ian and Dave have some fun??
Son, I am disappoint.
faile4priest wrote:
Warning
If you are a prude, or are under of legal age
get your ass off of there
but you are of legal age and won´t mind a short erotic reading
go to http://www.ficwad.com/story/176924
And in case you write your fanfics, post your link with the requiered warning
[velvet_liselle] Tuesday, June 07, 2011 7:17:57 PM
shit, there's sth wrong with the link
Let's see the traditional way, without embedding... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fhIZF_W1PI Edited at: Tuesday, June 07, 2011 7:21:54 PM
Simon's cat rules - there are more vids there on youtube. All of them are hilarious... so typically feline... the guy who makes them must have cats to know these behaviours so well...
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, June 01, 2011 12:03:36 PM
Becks and HRMG, if you are so concerned about underage fans coming here, then this thread: http://www.judaspriest.com/notice/forum.asp?topicid=291&cb=1 shouldn't have a place on this noticeboard either . Those lassies on pics there dressed in skimpy underwear or without it, in tempting poses, with olive oil on their skin... Is this suitable for the underage?
If you want to shut me, kissofjudas and judasprincess up then the thread with naked lassies should be out too. As it is, fair is fair, And believe me, what we wrote here is quite innocent...
Guidogodov, this refers to you too. And you can only wish for for a pic [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Becks from Tuesday, May 31, 2011 11:34:34 PM)
Becks wrote:
I agree on all counts! ENOUGH with the wet panties related posts, there are people of ALL ages on this board. That and it's just gross to come on here every day and see a slew of new posts of that ilk.
HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote:
The ultimate JP fantasy thread was not created to talk about your sex fantasies! I agree with Spa, ENOUGH already! There have been way too many "wet panty" posts and it's getting quite ridiculous. The ORIGINAL Sinful Ladies were just that - LADIES with class. We just request that you stop the "wet panty" and I'm all sexed up comments. This isn't a sex-line and there are kids that also come and read this board. PM each other all you want but please keep it off the main boards where other people have to read it.
spapad wrote:
This is not what this place was made for nor what most people want to read. The guys think its not kosher either. It's not just me. I might be the only one to speak up, but it's not just me.
Take a chill pill, and keep it all on the PM, because the rest of us just don't want to hear about it.
velvet_liselle wrote:
Ooops, we got rebuked...
Spapad, what can I say? These guys and their music, especially Glenn excite me to such an extent that I just can't contain myself
Even if it's not reality, it's kind of letting of steam of what I feel. Given a chance I will try to make these fantasies real - those who don't try don't succeed <roll> (Quoting Message by spapad from Tuesday, May 31, 2011 8:25:50 PM)
spapad wrote:
It's all bordering on a complete lack of reality. Do you girls really think this kind of crap works?? I know the real Sinful Girls would be disgusted, that is what Vail is trying to tell you. Your not getting it.
I hate to be rude, and tell you it does not, but come on.........................your not that ignorant about the world.
I CAN tell you one thing. Come into the real Sinful thread with this stuff and you won't last long.
Get over it, and try to have just a hint of class. No one in all these years has come on here and acted like complete twats in this way towards the boys!
I for one, have had ENOUGH of it. This is not being a fan. However there is another word for it.
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Probably awkward as fudge.
velvet_liselle wrote:
I read it it's a very hot one...
I wonder what it will be like in reality...
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, June 01, 2011 5:51:12 AM
I just wanted to say that the title of this thread is "ULTIMATE JP fantasy".... so we have been true to the title
And and least something was going on here, otherwise the thread would get lost in the abyss of the noticeboard <mr green>
Ooops, we got rebuked...
Spapad, what can I say? These guys and their music, especially Glenn excite me to such an extent that I just can't contain myself
Even if it's not reality, it's kind of letting of steam of what I feel. Given a chance I will try to make these fantasies real - those who don't try don't succeed <roll> [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Tuesday, May 31, 2011 8:25:50 PM)
spapad wrote:
It's all bordering on a complete lack of reality. Do you girls really think this kind of crap works?? I know the real Sinful Girls would be disgusted, that is what Vail is trying to tell you. Your not getting it.
I hate to be rude, and tell you it does not, but come on.........................your not that ignorant about the world.
I CAN tell you one thing. Come into the real Sinful thread with this stuff and you won't last long.
Get over it, and try to have just a hint of class. No one in all these years has come on here and acted like complete twats in this way towards the boys!
I for one, have had ENOUGH of it. This is not being a fan. However there is another word for it.
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Probably awkward as fudge.
velvet_liselle wrote:
I read it it's a very hot one...
I wonder what it will be like in reality...
Oh, yeah, it would... It would also fit the first one that I wrote, and also some others that me and judasprincess cooked up... Actually we could fit it everywhere...
I updated you with all the sinful stuff we wrote. I know you will have to change your panies at least 3 or 4 times reading them
Me and judasprincess had to change them even more often... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Tuesday, May 31, 2011 2:47:49 PM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
And me too
it would fit the story we have developed yesterday
judasprincess91 wrote:
I wish I was that Chick!!!!!! Cause Of the Position KK is in lol
You may be a bit right... but once we all get hot enough and a bit high on some booze the awkwardness should pass... I won't refuse some wine meeting JP guys, just to remove some nervousness... It's easy here on the forum when you are kind of anonymous but normally I'm not an awfully bold person...
And they are really on my mind all the time, I just can't stop thinking about them.... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Tuesday, May 31, 2011 6:29:32 PM)
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Probably awkward as fudge.
velvet_liselle wrote:
I read it it's a very hot one...
I wonder what it will be like in reality...
[velvet_liselle] Tuesday, May 31, 2011 10:52:19 AM
And I did like the ones you sent me...
You have new pm from me too... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Tuesday, May 31, 2011 8:22:19 AM)
I had to log on again. I'm going to read it now already imagine the desire I'll feel [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Tuesday, May 31, 2011 8:22:19 AM)
They would be lucky if they were still keeping their underpants for this pic if I were that girl... Well, it would be kind of even... She's also wearing her underwear only...
I have to compose myself a bit before I reply to you last pm... To think up something ultra hot for you [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Tuesday, May 31, 2011 6:58:49 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
I agree Liselle...It would MUCH BETTER without ANY clothes!!
They can ''Get at'' you Better lol
I wrote you another part and now I;m burning...
I think I have to call for the help of cpt. Finger... otherwise I won't be able to sleep... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Monday, May 30, 2011 6:10:26 PM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Ohhhh Very Nice....Strawberries and champagne are a Nice Mixture
Hehe I read your PM.....I have HandCuffs On My mind Now lol
Ohh, yes, and if I was that girl, they wouldn't be wearing so many clothes... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Metal Goddess from Monday, May 30, 2011 6:55:03 PM)
Metal Goddess wrote:
lol. doesnt every girl
judasprincess91 wrote:
I wish I was that Chick!!!!!! Cause Of the Position KK is in lol
I seem to remember KK mentioning somewhere that he has a peacock...
On his website Glenn says he likes animals... but I didn't find any reference if he has one... Maybe there was one pic in the sinful thread - him and a little dog... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Saturday, May 07, 2011 6:18:16 AM)
My God, it;s been really hot on PM channel between me, judasprincess and the kiss of judas. I think I have to take a cold shower.... <fanning herself>
Our fantasies are getting wilder and wilder, and it's still quite a lot of time before we see the Priest guys, If already are fantasies are ultimately hot, what will they be like in a month or so? <melting>
Getting backstage is not such a stupid idea... I will try to do it myself if I don't find them in hotels around the concert venue... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Monday, May 30, 2011 6:02:36 AM)
Actually, I was around... but I was a bit too young for that... could get them into trouble even if I wanted that...
And anyway, at that time I was into another kind of music... won;t say what kind, as it may be a bit shameful... well everybody has their ups and downs...<roll>
I can give them my password too...
Kissofjudas, you almost got me. I thought you were telling the truth...
Judasprincess, did she send you that one? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Sunday, May 29, 2011 5:39:55 PM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Hehe You read the Fantasys KissofJudas?? Hope you Liked them We have Only started, they're gonna get even hotter lol
And yeah I agree they can ''Hack'' us all they want LOL LOL LOL!!
The Priest Boys are allowed too hack in to them Messages.I will even give them My Password XD
Ohh, you're just being bitchy about it.
I know the lyrics in Parental Control may seem a bit naive... Whatever... But unfortunately they're true,this song describes a stage every teenager goes through...
so stop complaining. man,
Even if you ar emuch older you went through this stage too... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by The Metallian from Sunday, May 29, 2011 3:26:18 PM)
The Metallian wrote:
KK will return after Parental Guidance is on Glee! Once that and the American idol appearance blows over he'll come back! Just waiting it out til the Judas Priest name gets respect back and not turning into a joke like Kiss! Which as of late it is headin into the land of "The Bands That Are A Big Joke" instead of the "The Land Of The Metal Gods!"
LOFL!
"We don't need no,no,no,no,parental guidance here!"
Hmmm, it seems that the kiss of judas is really busy, she still hasn't joined us even though it's Sunday.
You have mail, judasprincess;)
I' ll forward everything to the kiss of judas too... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Sunday, May 29, 2011 11:09:24 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Yep We Miss you KissofJudas.....It Is getting Very Hot Here Lissele....
We shall Keep You VERY VERY updated Kissofjudas.....cant wait to hear some Fantasy stories From you!!
The kiss of judas, where are you? Still sleeping?
Wake up, gal. It's been hot in here for last 24 hours.... Anyway I got you updated in pms. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Saturday, May 28, 2011 4:16:19 PM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
Hi Velvet
I was off, working, Now I am going to read it
velvet_liselle wrote:
Dd you read your mail, kiss of judas? I sent you another part of our fantasy...
thekissofjudas wrote:
Mrs Halford????
I AM FEMINIST
LOL
but it is ok to be ROB'S MRS SOMETHING
judasprincess91 wrote:
Hi Sinful Ladies.IM BACK lol!!
I see you are having some Hot Fantasies about your Sexy JP Men.Mmmm had many of them Lately.............Some Hot KK' Hotness
Hows Mrs.Halford and Mrs.Tipton.Hope your having some ''sweet'' dreams lately Gals
We'll definitely have to find a nice use for his tongue in our fantasies, won't we? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Sunday, May 29, 2011 7:02:12 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Im sure He can do a LOT with that Toungue Lissele,Must be why He shows it off to us Girls all the time
I think that when we start "living through" KK's fantasy, we should come up with a scenario somewhere on his golf course... If only to give you a chance to practice before comign to Shropshire, gal...
I just sent you a new Glenn fantasy... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Sunday, May 29, 2011 8:42:09 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Hehe Glad you Like em''!!! I have so Many Ideas lol!! My Brain is on Overload the Last Few Days about them Hot Priest Boys !!
Love your Ideas Too .......Mmm them Thoughts get me going;)
Just read your new ideas, and, I think I have to take a cold shower... These fantasies are really getting me randy, I cant stop thinking about sex with Glenn and other Priest guys
My God,judasprinces, I just read the last pm and I'm burning... Gals, do you think that this fantasy can come true? It will create multiple mega orgasms..........
Actually I'd like them to know about it, to know how I feel about it all - which is crazy and wild with excitement... <swoon> But I don't think it would be wise to post it all on the open forum... Guys, please, hack into our private messages and read... And then make these fantasies come true
mmmmm, KK displaying his tongue... mrrrrr, it gets me thinking what he can do with it, and these thoughts set me on fire
ok, I'm going to read a private message that I received, after that I'll probably need to change my panties.. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Metal Goddess from Saturday, May 28, 2011 8:28:49 PM)
[velvet_liselle] Saturday, May 28, 2011 5:13:56 PM
And me too...
God, it gets me completely wet
I think I'll have to go and change my panties... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Saturday, May 28, 2011 4:39:18 PM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
I read it..............we need it contined Girls.....I added some more to it
Mrs Halford????
I AM FEMINIST
LOL
but it is ok to be ROB'S MRS SOMETHING
judasprincess91 wrote:
Hi Sinful Ladies.IM BACK lol!!
I see you are having some Hot Fantasies about your Sexy JP Men.Mmmm had many of them Lately.............Some Hot KK' Hotness
Hows Mrs.Halford and Mrs.Tipton.Hope your having some ''sweet'' dreams lately Gals
[velvet_liselle] Saturday, May 28, 2011 4:04:18 PM
Just got you updated on pm. Read it. And tell me how your panties are after reading...
It's really HOT STUFF [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Saturday, May 28, 2011 3:49:28 PM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Yep I have read some of the Stuff Gals
Very HOT...Gosh I missed a lot.You will all have to get me updated lol
[velvet_liselle] Saturday, May 28, 2011 3:41:44 PM
How good you're back. Well, read everything we wrote when you were gone, there were some nice fantasies going on, and we had more on pm, we'll tell you...
BTW, better not scare the guys with Mrs Tipton and Mrs Halford :))) [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Saturday, May 28, 2011 3:20:15 PM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Hi Sinful Ladies.IM BACK lol!!
I see you are having some Hot Fantasies about your Sexy JP Men.Mmmm had many of them Lately.............Some Hot KK' Hotness
Hows Mrs.Halford and Mrs.Tipton.Hope your having some ''sweet'' dreams lately Gals
I'm drinking red wine, trying to work on some stuff on my computer - in vain and very inefficiently, because I keep on coming here now and again, I'm also listening to Sin after sin album, whcih gets me even more high than the wine itself
I just corresponded with one of the sinful gals - we were sharing our naughty fantasies - too sinful and graphic perhaps to be described here...
I really need Glenn now - my panties are completely wet...
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 26, 2011 9:27:30 PM
Well, what will the other sinful ladies say? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Thursday, May 26, 2011 3:54:53 PM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
Now
the guy is sexy, looks ok and play very well
he is not KK but he is here and welcomed to make our life sinful as possible
SO RITCHIE DONT BE SHY
THE SINFUL LADIES ARE READY FOR U
velvet_liselle wrote:
Well, I suppose with the new guy, it's the same emotions as with Ripper... Both are good, they wouldn't have been chosen for the band if they were not, but still you miss KK even if overall musical picture is almost the same, and the hair colouring too... Well, he just looks a bit taller than KK :P
As for me, they didn't show Glenn enough in the Idol...:(
thekissofjudas wrote:
I know what u r thinking...melting down during those minutes and he looks so hot in the conference and the band was great in the American Idol show, love Rob and the new guy
Oh it is time to organize a party, wow
velvet_liselle wrote:
OOOh, Glenn's face at 1:23... And at 2:28 <melting> at 3:23... <burning>
These facial expressions of his set me on fire
Now
the guy is sexy, looks ok and play very well
he is not KK but he is here and welcomed to make our life sinful as possible
SO RITCHIE DONT BE SHY
THE SINFUL LADIES ARE READY FOR U
velvet_liselle wrote:
Well, I suppose with the new guy, it's the same emotions as with Ripper... Both are good, they wouldn't have been chosen for the band if they were not, but still you miss KK even if overall musical picture is almost the same, and the hair colouring too... Well, he just looks a bit taller than KK :P
As for me, they didn't show Glenn enough in the Idol...:(
thekissofjudas wrote:
I know what u r thinking...melting down during those minutes and he looks so hot in the conference and the band was great in the American Idol show, love Rob and the new guy
Oh it is time to organize a party, wow
velvet_liselle wrote:
OOOh, Glenn's face at 1:23... And at 2:28 <melting> at 3:23... <burning>
These facial expressions of his set me on fire
Be sure they are amazing, and have lot of experience to teach us something
I wonder how Ritchie would feel being so new in the band, the guys would be warm and friendly with him but he needs a Sinful lady by his side
Rob dont get too angy, boy
velvet_liselle wrote:
You sinful gal, you really got me thinking about it...
Get my hands on Glenn, KK, Scott and perhaps give a chance to prove himself to Richie <blush>
My mind must be overheating too
judasprincess91 wrote:
Haha I think they are from what we are writing lol!!!
But Yesssssss we just have to get our hands on them Priest Boys!!
Haha would Love a Fivesome with them xD lol(Ok My Mind is over heating lol)
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 26, 2011 3:32:50 PM
Well, I suppose with the new guy, it's the same emotions as with Ripper... Both are good, they wouldn't have been chosen for the band if they were not, but still you miss KK even if overall musical picture is almost the same, and the hair colouring too... Well, he just looks a bit taller than KK :P
As for me, they didn't show Glenn enough in the Idol...:( [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Thursday, May 26, 2011 2:38:19 PM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
I know what u r thinking...melting down during those minutes and he looks so hot in the conference and the band was great in the American Idol show, love Rob and the new guy
Oh it is time to organize a party, wow
velvet_liselle wrote:
OOOh, Glenn's face at 1:23... And at 2:28 <melting> at 3:23... <burning>
These facial expressions of his set me on fire
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 26, 2011 6:02:29 AM
A sudden and violent hurricane sank a ship. One of the passangers woke up on a beach alone, without food, drink or any tools, but with a lot of tropical fruit hanging around. As he was used to staying at 5 star hotels he just didn't know what to do, so for the next few months he ate bananas and drank coconut milk thinking about the life he had had. He would often go to the beach and stare at the ocean waiting to spot a ship passing. One day he saw a boat, and sitting in it the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Guy: What are you doing here?
Woman: I live on the other side of the island. I got there when my ship sank.
G: That's wonderful. I didn't know anybady else survived. How many of you are there? How lucky that you got the boat from the ship!
W: There's nobody but me. And the boat is not from the ship.
G:So where is it from?
W: I made it off materials available here on the island.
G: It's impossible, How did you do it? You didn't have tools!
W: It was easy. On my side of the island there's an untypical rock, I discovered I can melt out iron out of it. And I made tools out of that iron. Ok, and what about you. Where do you live?
G:(ashamed). Still on the beach.
W: Ok, let's go to my place then.
After a few minutes of rowing the girl moored the boat, the guy looked around and opened his eyes wide. In front of him there was a stone path leading to a smart house painted white and blue. When they were walking towards it, the girl said : "it may not be much, but I call it home".
W: Sit down, want a drink?
G: Thanks, I have enough of coconut milk.
W: It's not coconut milk. What about some Pinacolada?
The guy took the drink and started sipping. The sat down on the sofa and told the girl his story, and listened to hers. After a while, the girl left him to change into something more comfortable, leaving him she asked if he wanted to take a shower and shave. She told him there was a razor in the bathroom upstairs. The guy was surprised but said nothing, he went up, took a shower and shaved. When he got down he found the girl dressed in strategically placed leaves smelling something wonderful.
W: You have been here for such a long time? Haven't you ever felt lonely? I'm sure there's something you have been longing to do all these months....
For a while she was looking into his eyes. The guy could believe his ears, finally he asked:
.
G:Don't tell me that I can check my emails from here?!
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 26, 2011 5:40:00 AM
Glenn looks so smoking hot at this conference ... He's like the ultimate pussy magnet for me <melting> I had real hard time concentrating and listening to them speaking, now and again I was losing the thread of what they were speaking because of lustful fantasies I was having
And anyway, he and Richie were wearing cool sunglasses
Hi Velvet Liselle
suppose you were feeling lonely here but I am back, at list Valiant was here yesterday to utter some words
Now I hope you have seen the guys at press conference, so they are very busy, sinful gal, to begin the TOUR, our TOUR
velvet_liselle wrote:
Mmmmmrrrr, I"m starting to wonder too... ;) Though, what I'm mostly interested in is a fiery reciprocation of what I feel...<melting>
judasprincess91 wrote:
Good Morning Ladies.....Has been queit in the thread Lately,we need someMore Sinful Talk xD Yeah kissofjudas ,KK should keep his hands away from Robs rear-end.....After all,Rob should be keeping that all for you Velvet_Liselle: Yep the Boys Should read this stuff,I would say they would be Most Delighted to hear what we have to say!!
If they Did,Im sure they would get Mostly Turned on
Mmmmm Wonder what they Look like,when they are
Well, let us get some fantasies, I wonder if fantasies should be limited to time and space,
One of my fav would be travelling to the seventies and walk down the foggy London street, the sinful pubs where the guys were drinking beer and spotting the Rob's harley, walk in and try my fate on them but if it so fantastic for u, we can land on solid ground and search for them at the grand hotels lobby and try our fate again
let see my tarot cards
Hmmm... good chance to spend a wet night here, gal
Let see wow wow wow
Stop the reading
I am sweating
I see underwear man clothes, floating on the pool, panties ripped, champagne, sweat, hear groanning...Edited at: Wednesday, May 25, 2011 2:22:22 PM Edited at: Wednesday, May 25, 2011 2:23:43 PM
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 25, 2011 9:24:22 PM
I'm sitting, trying to work, listening to Priest and getting more and more randy. These guitars pierce through me in such a way that I simply get completely wet and ready. I want Glenn
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 25, 2011 4:35:58 PM
Actually my first fantasy concerning Glenn, was coming to the gig quite a lot of in advance - jus to make sure I get my place in the first row, and being spotted by Glenn and KK and invited backstage... Later on my fantasy kind of proceeded to a" guitar lesson" with Glenn. Of course, the guitar was kind of a pretext only (I've never played a musical instrument in my life), anyway I would have Glenn sitting behind me - me between his legs, the guitar on my lap, Glenn's arms around me, his head next to mine... Well, would you be able to learn anything in such a position? Especially if the teacher was Glenn (or KK)??? So that's why I said "guitar lesson"...
Of course the situation would develop later on...
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 25, 2011 4:21:29 PM
Actually... I was thinking... yyyy, do we need any panties at all? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Wednesday, May 25, 2011 2:04:20 PM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
About panties we should buy a lot of them, many colours and design, they are going to be ripped off by the guys, what do u think sinful gals?
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 25, 2011 9:47:51 AM
You sinful gal, you really got me thinking about it...
Get my hands on Glenn, KK, Scott and perhaps give a chance to prove himself to Richie <blush>
My mind must be overheating too [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Monday, May 23, 2011 10:08:55 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Haha I think they are from what we are writing lol!!!
But Yesssssss we just have to get our hands on them Priest Boys!!
Haha would Love a Fivesome with them xD lol(Ok My Mind is over heating lol)
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 25, 2011 9:42:40 AM
Mmmmmrrrr, I"m starting to wonder too... ;) Though, what I'm mostly interested in is a fiery reciprocation of what I feel...<melting> [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Sunday, May 22, 2011 2:25:21 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Good Morning Ladies.....Has been queit in the thread Lately,we need someMore Sinful Talk xD Yeah kissofjudas ,KK should keep his hands away from Robs rear-end.....After all,Rob should be keeping that all for you Velvet_Liselle: Yep the Boys Should read this stuff,I would say they would be Most Delighted to hear what we have to say!!
If they Did,Im sure they would get Mostly Turned on
Mmmmm Wonder what they Look like,when they are
Well, it's beginning to be bedtime for me... even if I usually turn in late, it's already 3am for me...
How about something nice for me to stir my sinful dreams?
This question has been on my mind for quite a while... But I have full confidence that they are awesome... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Monday, May 23, 2011 12:33:15 PM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
OMG It would Be amazing!!! Mmmmm!! Hmm wonder what they are like lol
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before.
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays.
Protestanism: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Us?
Atheism: There is no shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Shit.
Hell yeah, gals
I want it, in the back of the bus, on the floor, wherever. I'm burning [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Monday, May 23, 2011 10:26:58 AM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
See that you are my gals, Priest gal, hot rocking and heavy geared to fun
Thumbs up
begin the fantasies
velvet_liselle wrote:
It would be definitely interesting... Just think what you could do with them in the back of the bus...
judasprincess91 wrote:
Oh yeah sure will kissofjudas...Long Hours on the Road with them would be nice............ and in the Back of the Tour Bus!!
It would be definitely interesting... Just think what you could do with them in the back of the bus... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Monday, May 23, 2011 10:10:21 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Oh yeah sure will kissofjudas...Long Hours on the Road with them would be nice............ and in the Back of the Tour Bus!!
Naughty, sinful gal...
My wildest dreams don't include more than 2 of them...<blush> [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Monday, May 23, 2011 10:08:55 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Haha I think they are from what we are writing lol!!!
But Yesssssss we just have to get our hands on them Priest Boys!!
Haha would Love a Fivesome with them xD lol(Ok My Mind is over heating lol)
YEAH
GALS
They will very tired after every gig, heavy drinking and living is not easy and I LOVE IT ;)
I am able to share some heavy hours on the road with them, won't u little sinners?
velvet_liselle wrote:
It's not that I'm doubting their male prowess, judasprincess... <innocently rolls eyes> It's just that we represent quite a lot of hot sinfullness to take on...
judasprincess91 wrote:
Hmmm The Blue Pills?? well we will Just have to see Girls
I'm sure they could take us all on pretty well!!
Gosh the thoughts Im getting(again) Now lol!
It's not that I'm doubting their male prowess, judasprincess... <innocently rolls eyes> It's just that we represent quite a lot of hot sinfullness to take on... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Monday, May 23, 2011 9:51:32 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Hmmm The Blue Pills?? well we will Just have to see Girls
I'm sure they could take us all on pretty well!!
Gosh the thoughts Im getting(again) Now lol!
Do you think they will need some of these blue pills to take us on? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Monday, May 23, 2011 9:10:37 AM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
Now, you are doing a pretty job
I think the guys should be noticing something and turning on
Hey guys load on all your energy for this tour and this pack of crazy gals
We are here
WANTED TO PLAYED, DRUMMED, BASSED, WHIPPED AND ALL
velvet_liselle wrote:
Very, very much, thekissofjudas
thekissofjudas wrote:
HI crazy team are u here? Blessed be Sinful Ladies, are enjoying your sins?
Judasprincess, it's definitely a nice view, especially at the contents of KK's pants
You like it, don't you? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Sunday, May 22, 2011 5:55:34 PM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
To Nupe The Ripper: THANKS For the KK pic
This is going as my Deskstop Back ground Image Now!!
Mmmmmmmmm
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's
office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you
watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly
couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong
with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes
them good luck, he charges them $50, and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens
several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, they have
intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and
we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. Holiday
Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get
$43 back from Medicare.
[velvet_liselle] Saturday, May 21, 2011 7:21:54 PM
thekissofjudas: the pics won't open...
Oh yeah, Rob, come here, read, and tell the others in case they don't know yet...
Especially tell Glenn that he should get ready for my tempting sinfullness [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Saturday, May 21, 2011 5:45:22 PM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
START A GOOD NEW DAY TOMORROW SINFUL LADIES
MY LOVELY SINNER
Rob we love u
COME HERE
READ THIS
We are in love with you
All ready to be punished as you like it
[velvet_liselle] Saturday, May 21, 2011 5:09:43 PM
JD diamond, I'm quite a new fan anyway... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by J.D. DIAMOND from Saturday, May 21, 2011 4:16:15 AM)
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
DOUBTING THOMAS,BUDDIE,I'MTELLIN'YOU,VELVET_LISELLE what a "fan" you guys are,you wait untill K.K. leaves the band to log on to the band's forum?FFFFFFpphh what a joke.
(Quoting Message by buddie from Friday, May 20, 2011 12:22:16 PM)
buddie wrote:
May 20th, 2011. or 5-20- 2011. A month has passed since KK announced his depature.
What is going on...first kk now Israel. This world is going t$%^& in a hurry.
[velvet_liselle] Saturday, May 21, 2011 3:37:54 AM
Exactly, judasprincess,
Did somebody invite you here, jimmyjames?
You dont like it, don't come[Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by jimmyjames from Saturday, May 21, 2011 2:05:01 AM)
[velvet_liselle] Saturday, May 21, 2011 3:35:13 AM
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They
were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.
>> Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK).
>> A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching
>> them die.
>> Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
>> A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
>> Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad
>> tracks?(Sweden)
>> A: Sure, it’s only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
>> Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
>> A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes.
>> Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville! and Hervey Bay? (USA)
>> A: What did your last slave die of?
>> Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia?
>> (USA)
>> A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
>> Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does
>> not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in
>> Kings Cross. Come naked.
>> Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
>> A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and
>> we’ll send the rest of the directions.
>> Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
>> A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
>> Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? (USA)
>> A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
>> is...oh forget it.Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night
>> in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
>> Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (! UK)
>> A: You are a British politician, right?
>> Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year
>> round? (Germany)
>> A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter gatherers. Milk is
>> illegal.
>> Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense
>> rattlesnake serum. (USA)
>> A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All
>> Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make
>> good pets.
>> Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget
>> its name. It’s a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
>> A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out
>> of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Subject: intellectual question
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have
the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of
Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number (2)
must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
I see you read the joke about bedroom golfing
I had a hard time translating it... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Doubting Thomas from Friday, May 20, 2011 6:31:32 PM)
Doubting Thomas wrote:
Velvet_Liselle,
That plan sounds good. remeber KK likes to play golf and has a golf course of his own. Include a full 18 holes of sinful gals before and after every concert and I think you'll have a hole in one!
If you don't manage to get through our sinful fantasies, here's the summary of the plan: " judasprincess is going to visit KK in Shropshire at his place to seduce him and convince him to come back to the band. She's going to bring some sexy gear like black stockings and stilletos... She's to promise KK that all the sinful gals will make it up to him during the tour - he's going to be seduced before and after every concert..." [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Doubting Thomas from Thursday, May 19, 2011 10:24:05 AM)
Doubting Thomas wrote:
The ultimate JP fantasy thread.... I will check it out!
Johnny B. Goode and you be good too... you sinful gal.
Shower sounds interesting...
I just listened Sin after Sin, Stained clas, Point of entry and Turbo albums (was traveling) and fantasised and now I feel sooo on fire
Hehe BEST lesson Of all Velvet:A sex Lesson sounds appropriate*wink!!! Hmmm Would Not Mind The opposite way, and them teaching us a lesson for writing such Naughty Stuff.
KK can give me ''that ''Lesson in his Bedroom anytime!!
Glenn's yummy, as usual - could somebody beam him to my bedroom please? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by metalgodess from Friday, May 20, 2011 11:41:02 AM)
metalgodess wrote:
VELVET LISELLE THIS IS FOR YOU - CHECK OUT GLENN AT 0:34 AND 0:46...I SWEAR WHEN ROB HITS THAT NOTE AT 3:07 HE SPLIT MY SPINE IN HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me too, I have a lot of scenarios in my head, but the final is the same, we enjoy each other verrry much even though the circumstances may vary... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Friday, May 20, 2011 12:12:11 PM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Hmmmmm, Have to think of My Ultimate KK fantasy.I have so Many to think of.I Think the ''Shower'' one is Most delightful lol
Also included:
natural-fiber protective covering in various colors
System software:
your PC will come preloaded with one of the following:
DOS (DOmestic Shorthair)
OS (Other Shorthair)
DLH (DOmestic Longhair)
MS (MegaSoft, installed in units with fuzzy covering)
Conversion to Eunuchs (UNIX) can be done by a simple operation.
This is recommended to prevent the proliferation of cheap PC
clones.
Bundled software:
May include the following:
Mortal Kombat
Acrobat
Explorer
Stuffit Expander
Your PC will automatically convert from laptop to desktop as
needed. There are no user-servicable parts inside.
Operating your PC:
To start up your PC, push the power button (on any electric can
opener)
Your PC has an energy-saving mode known as Sleep. Your PC
will Sleep automatically if unused for a short period of time, or
you may invoke
Sleep mode by placing your PC in a soft, warm area. To wake
your PC from Sleep, you may press the power button as in Start,
shake the mouse, or tap any of the PC's input devices (see
specs).
To perform a warm boot:
Remove your shoe, then tap the PC gently with your toes.
To perform a cold boot:
Same technique as for warm boot, but leave your shoe on.
To reboot: Repeat the warm boot.
Cleaning your PC:
Use only mild soap and water, no solvents. Surface wash only.
Total immersion is not recommended. If partial immersion is
necessary, wear proper hand and face protection and make sure
your PC is fully dry when finished.
Compatability and networking:
Your PC is designed to independently assess compatability with
other PCs. Running Eunuchs will generally give your PC greater
compatability with other PCs. It may be necessary to install a
firewall between incompatable PCs as each may attempt to
breach the other's security systems. Compatable PCs may
share thermal energy and cleaning tasks and may network for
gaming purposes.
Please note that your PC will be incompatable with units of type
BIRD and FISH unless appropriate security measures (such as
a firewall) are installed. Your PC may tolerate one or more DOG
units provided they occupy a subordinate position within the
heirarchical structure.
Power requirements:
Alternating supply of canned cat food and dry cat food
Direct supply of water
Direct access to solar and thermal energy sources
Troubleshooting:
PC HAS DIFFICULTY EXITING:
Perform a warm boot.
PC SHARES FILES FROM DINNER/TABLE/PLATES WITHOUT
PERMISSION:
Boot your PC prior to running food-related software.
PC HANGS UP PHONE DURING CONNECTION TO ISP:
Try invoking sleep mode prior to connecting to ISP. Otherwise,
perform a warm boot.
PC IS FROZEN:
PC is probably scanning for small life forms. Reboot until it
responds.
No other sinful gal wants to join judasprincess in her mission to Shropshire? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Thursday, May 19, 2011 4:33:11 PM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Oh yeah I sure Have the Heels and stockings are in the bag...Ooooohhh those corsets Look Mighty damn HOT For Mr.Downing to Feast his eyes on............He will have to forget about Playing Golf for a few days
I hope I won't make too many mistakes in the vocabulary in the joke, I'm not into golf...
.
Rules of the bedroom golfing
A player has to have his own equipment - a club and two balls.
A game commences after receiving permission from the owner of the hole.
The aim of the game is to put the club into the hole, leaving the balls outside. The proper club has to be stiff, the owner of the hole has the right to verify it. The owner of the course has to right to limit the lenght of the club to prevent damanging the hole.
The player is to introduce the club into the hole as many times as possible until the owner of the course is satisfied. Leaving the owner of the course dissastisfied may result in not getting permission for future game. It's considered against the rules to start playing immediately after arriving at the course. Experienced players devote a lot of time for admiring it. A lot of attention should be paid to the magnificent undulating landscape.
Players shouldn't describe other courses they play or played at to the owner of the course they play at a given moment. The owner can get pissed of and damage the equipment of the player.
Every player should know that the course is not always available for playing at. Some of them may feel unhappy to find out the course is temporarily unplayable, advanced bedroom golfers usually pllay an alternative game on the nineth back hole. However, a permission from the owner of the course is required if such is the case.
Rules of the game recommend playing slowly, however the player should be ready to speed up if such is the wish of the owner of the course.
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 19, 2011 3:57:50 PM
Women's revenge for all jokes about blondes
1.. Penis resembles a dog
- hangs around between the legs
- likes petting
- when the master is happy so is he
2.. Why do men like marrying virgins?
- To avoid criticism.
3.. How can you tell a man is excited?
- He's breathing
4. What would a world without men look like?
- It would be full of fat and happy women.
5.. What do you call a man that had 90% of the brain cut off?
- A eunuch. .
6.. Why does a penis have a hole at the end?
- For the oxygen to reach the brain..
7.. How does a man prepare a bubble bath?
-He eat a lot of beans before taking it.
8.. What does a 7-course meal mean for a man?
- A hot dog and a six-pack of beer
9.. What does a man who tells you to stop hoovering and to relax really mean?
- Most probably he can't hear the TV over the noise of the hoover
10.. What's a difference between a man and a computer?
- It's enough to give ONE command to the computer.
11.. What do a man in bed and a microwaved food have in common
- 30 seconds and it's ready
12.. What's a difference between a bub and a clitoris?
- Most men know how to find a pub.
13.. How to make a man happy in bedroom?
- Move the tv there
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 19, 2011 1:35:50 PM
Two blondes are watching a porno movie. When it finishes one asks anohter"
- Why are you crying?
- I thought they would get married.
***************************
A bench in a park, a woman's voice: Johny, take off your glasses, you'll rip my tights. After awhile the same voice: Johny, put the glasses back on, now you're licking the bench!
****************************
A bunny enters a pharmacy:
- 200 condoms, please
The assistant hands over the condoms and says:
- Sorry, I'm afraid we only have 199
The bunny frowns, looks reproachfully at the assistant:
-ok, I'll take them, but you fucked up my entire night.
.
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 19, 2011 12:27:30 PM
I believe you
If it had been me Glenn would have lost some of his clothes either [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Thursday, May 19, 2011 10:21:16 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Aww really, He didnt lose any clothes??.....If that had of been me in that Photo shoot,I certainly would have made him Lose His Clothes........
And he wouldnt have been able to find them
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 19, 2011 12:26:09 PM
My strategy says - be ready for everything
I suppose they would need some supplementation too before and during the tour - to face our sinfulness [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Thursday, May 19, 2011 9:11:19 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Hi Kissofjudas
Hehe we sure do,And Im sure we have enough Natural Powers of our own to Lure them Hot JP boys to do what we want them too !! Mmmm
Im sure we have lots of strategys lol
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 19, 2011 10:21:09 AM
The plan is not really a secret - it's openly described in the ultimateJP fantasy thread...,... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Doubting Thomas from Thursday, May 19, 2011 10:06:00 AM)
Doubting Thomas wrote:
VELVET_LISELLE! I'm glad you sinful gals have a plan. Mine plans is nothing more than complaining and protesting this terrible transition. I don't like it and until it rolls over here States side I will continue to plead for KK's return.
PS... can you get some details of the plan or "steps" without giving it away and having the RICHie RICH goon squad after you?
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 19, 2011 10:04:28 AM
I remember reading on Steel Mill that KK was disappointed at not losing any clothes during that session... Anyway, I don't remember if he mentioned what happened afterwards... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Thursday, May 19, 2011 8:32:39 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Morning Gals, How are you all today??
Hope You all had some Nice Sweet Dreams of your Hot Crushes
METAL GODESS:Such a CUTE Photo Of Rob
I agree kissofJudas,We Must find a Projection way of trapping them hehe
VELVET: You just made My day with that Link of KK....OMG I wanna be His French Maid for Him,she is such a Lucky Gal in them Pics
Wonder what happened after that Photo shoot.
Haha well after seeing that Video,So Am I
I have never seen that One,Thanks....OMG I seen Glenn at the end of it,thats cute,Wonder what he is doing lol
KK has so Much Bulge under them Leather Trousers
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 19, 2011 3:34:51 AM
On Christmas Eve morning a wife woke up her husband at 9am.
- Steve, wake up, Steve, there's no butter at home. Get up and go to the supermarket.
- But I don't know where to find butter in the supermarket.
- You'll enter, there are frigdes opposite the cash tills, that's where you'll find butter. Go.
So he got up and got dressed and went shopping. He did exactly as his wife told him to do, found the butter and proceeded to pay. But there in the queue to the cash till was standing a gorgeous lassie. Steve started to chat to her and tell her jokes and she suddenly suggested going to her place. They did and had sex. After a lusty afternoon Steve wakes up and sees it's already 8pm. He jumps out of her bed and asks the lassie:
- Do you have flour?
- Yes, I do.
- Can you bring some and sprinkle it on my hands?
She does and Steve goes home.
At home his wife opens the door for him, pissed off, and requires the explanation. Steve says:
- Honey, it was like that. I went to to supermarket. I took butter outof that frigde and went to pay for it. But there in the queue there was a gorgeous lassie and we started chatting and then she invited me to her place to have sex. I spent all afternoon with her.
The wife listens calmly and then says with impatience in her voice:
- Show me your hands.
Steves shows his flour covered hands:
- Bullshit, Steve, you went bowling again!
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 7:57:54 PM
That BI song is hot - I love what that chick does in the video...;) it's like "silent water that run deep"... Edited at: Wednesday, May 18, 2011 8:10:13 PM
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 6:48:32 PM
BTW, metalgodess, how to post youtube vids like you do? All I can do is just to do copy and paste... But your method is much nicer?
Could you explain how to do it? In easy steps...
Hey " velvet _liselle" whats up. How come you haven't posted on this topic? Aren't you gonna miss KK? I'd like to hear what you have to say on the matter.
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 3:05:12 PM
Yyyyyy, I'm not really sure it's such a good idea... You don't want them to escape, do you?
We may share some spicy details but without exeggeration... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Wednesday, May 18, 2011 2:48:50 PM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Hmmm Gets me thinking Gals we should all Make a Video Or recording of Our ''time'' with the Jp Guys
The DVD shall Be named ''Judas Priest Porn''.....
We will Also Take photos of them before and after.Example:
WITH clothes AND WITHOUT clothes,after we are finished with them
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 1:38:54 PM
kissofjudas, we are counting on you to take care of KK too if judasprincess succeeds in her mission... Later on you can bend down for Rob to whip you - as a repentance
But I'm sure he won't be too harsh on you...
I'm not going to shirk off my "duty" if KK's back ...[Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Wednesday, May 18, 2011 12:55:15 PM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
JUDASPRINCESS
Keep going on, detroy that KK ass, lol
and take some cel pic
when he is sleeping, at least+
KNOCK THAT METAL GOD OUT
You can do it
judasprincess91 wrote:
Im sure Rob would Just luv ya kissof judas
Hehe yep I think Because Rob is A God,he aint from Earth lol
He is not called the Metal God for nothing
Oh U go Girl,Velvet....More time for A bit of Tipton Fun !! Sounds VERY nice...Im sure he will let you Know what Number his Hote Room Door is
Mmmm Would Mind some KK Hotel room Action
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 1:09:32 PM
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, 'I'm off. The man should be here soon.'
Half an hour later, by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
'Good morning madam. You don't know me, but I've come to....'
'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in. 'I've been expecting you.'
'Really?' the photographer asked. 'Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies.'
'That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?' asked Mrs. Smith, blushing.
'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out.'
'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me.'
'Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'
'I hope we can get this over with quickly,' gasped Mrs. Smith.
'Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure.'
'Don't I know!!' exclaimed Mrs. Smith.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London.'
'Oh, my God!' said Mrs. Smith, tugging at her handkerchief.
'And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'
The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture.
'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.
'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look.'
'Four and five deep?' asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
'Yes,' the photographer said. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment I just packed it all in.'
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'You mean they actually chewed on your, er..,um.., ah.... equipment?'
'That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work.'
'Tripod??' Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.
'Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action.'
'Madam? Madam? Good Lord, she's fainted...'
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 1:05:25 PM
Yes, Scott, read
And tell the other band members in case they haven't noticed yet [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Wednesday, May 18, 2011 1:02:44 PM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
Yeahh
enough for every gal here SCOTTY TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN
READ READ READ
judasprincess91 wrote:
YUMMY..... A wet and Hot AND sweaty Scott......
Big in every way then...All the Better for us then Gals,Dont you think??
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 1:03:25 PM
Morning. A very hungover student is standing in front of a mirror and looking at the reflection. Finaly he says:
- I don't know you... I will shave you anyway.
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 12:49:13 PM
There was a guy who had a 50cm dick. As he thought that no woman would want him so big he decided to take care of the problem. So he want to a witch and she told him to go to the forest. There in the middle of the forest he was supposed to find a big rock and a frog sitting on it. He was to ask it a question that the frog would answer with a no, then his dick would get 10cm shorter. so he went there and askee the frog
- Froggie, will you kiss me?
The froggie replies
- No!
10 cm shorter, the guy almost decides to come back home but then he thins 40 cm is still too much.
- Froggie, will you kiss me?
- !No!
So now having a 30cm dick the guy thinks that 20 cm would be just fine.
- Froggie, will you kiss me?
- No, no and once again no!
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 12:38:58 PM
Well, I'd say that's kind of logical... He's a big man, isn't he? So it's in proportion... <innocently rolls eyes> [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Wednesday, May 18, 2011 12:34:46 PM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
WE SURE DO RULES GIRLZZ
OMG thats Interesting Info about Scott....So he aint Just Big in Height
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 12:28:51 PM
Well, I'd say that Scott's profession almost requires him to look delicious without a (T)shirt... <rolls eyes> Drumming is very physical and demanding, you really have to have a lot a stamina and endurance for that...:) I bet he has to spend a lot of time in the gym...:) [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Wednesday, May 18, 2011 12:06:25 PM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
And thats a Great Video to KissofJudas...Aww Robs Birthday,how cute
Geezer and tony RULE
Scotty also looks VERY delicious walking around shirtless
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 12:10:54 PM
Ok, the latest update: judasprincess is going to visit KK in Shropshire at his place to seduce him and convince him to come back to the band. She's going to bring some sexy gear like black stockings and stilletos... She's to promise KK that all the sinful gals will make it up to him during the tour - he's going to be seduced before and after every concert...
I hope we can count on you, sinful gals to cooperate in this respect .... don't we? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Wednesday, May 18, 2011 11:51:45 AM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
Hi Velvet
keeping high up to the skies
Excellent links what is happening now? Any progress on our sinester, darkest plans?
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 12:03:10 PM
Two nuns, sister Mathematica and sister Logic are strolling in a park close to the convent. It's late and it's getting dark.
SM: Have you noticed that man who's been following us. Who knows what he wants...
SL: It's logical, he wants to rape us.
SM: Oh my God, he's getting closer, he'll be on us in 5:18. What shall we do?
SL: The only logical solution is to walk faster.
SM: Oh my God, it didn't help.
SL: Of course, he started to walk faster either.
SM: Oh my God, he'll be on us in 1:44
SL: Ok, the only logical solution now is to spit up. You go right, I'll go left. He can't follow both of us.
The man decides to follow the sister Logica
The sister Mathematica reaches the safety of the convent, but she's very concerned about the other one,who returns several minutes latere.
SM: Finally, sister. My God, tell me what has happened.
SL: Logically he could have followed only one of us and he chose me.
SM: (a bit pissed off) Yes, I know, and what happened later?
SL: I was runnung faster and so was he.
SM: And then?
SL: Logically, he finally caught me.
SM: Oh my God, so what did you do.
SL: The only logical thing - I raised my frock up.
M: Oh my God, and what did he do?
SL:! Logically - he slid down his trousers.
SM: Oh Jesus Christ! What has happened?
SL: It's logical, a nun with her frock raised up can run faster than a man with his trousers round his ankles.
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 11:44:08 AM
Sally's mum comes to Andy's father and says:
- Your son played doctor and patient with my daugher yesterday
- Well, it's understandable, kids at this age are attracted to the opposite sex, so certain things are ...
- It would have been much better if he just had shagged her. He took her appendix out!!!
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 11:26:16 AM
I'd like them to feel a bit distracted either... I bet already Glenn knows what's waiting for him when he arrives here Don't you, Glenn? You COULD answer my email though... I'd really prefer not to waste time looking for you in all the hotels around the concert venue, it means more time for us to have fun
Good Morning Lovely Ladies of the Beast that is Priest! I trust you all have verrrry sweet dreams last night about your respective crushes! It's a good thing that the band has no psychic powers, otherwise they wouldn't be able to concentrate on the tour and album with all your naughty thoughts flying about!!!!!
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 7:40:44 AM
Glenn's delicious, and this bare chest of his, OMG to put my hands on it, and my tongue...<longingly>
A pity he doesn't go shirtless anymore at gigs:( [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Wednesday, May 18, 2011 7:07:58 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Yep a New Day Gals.How are you all today ?? Hope Ya had Nice JP dreams.
wwooooo I seen that Part with Glenn, Love theat Orgasm Face he Puts on when he plays Guitar
Oh Hell Yeah KK......I would Love them Gorgeous Guitar Hands on Me like that
http://youtu.be/9zInasdz2mg (Not sure how to put links on properly Yet lol)
But Velvet Check out Glenn at 0:49-1:00
Who is Your Favourite JP boy KissofJudas?? Are you a Rob Gal??
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 6:38:34 AM
A man and a woman after a hot one night stand action, they're sweaty and exhausted. He says to her:
- Honey, if I had known you were a virgin I would have been more delicate.
she replies:
- If I had known you were so randy I would have taken off my tights.
A wife enters the bathroom when her husband is masturbating in the shower.
- What are you doing? - She's scandalized.
A husband's not embarrassed:
- It's my body and I'll wash it as fast as I want.
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 18, 2011 4:10:03 AM
To start a new day - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_79EVGxMao&feature=related
judasprinces - you check out 1:37-40 - would you like him to do it to you?
And for me Glenn from 2:03.... oooooooh, I think I'll have an orgasm, listening to them, watching and fantasising is almost enough to get me high
Just put - england, shropshire, astbury hall into Google Maps, and voila [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Tuesday, May 17, 2011 4:53:00 PM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Have that Address taken down.....Now All I need is a map
I shall be over to KK soon to teach him some ''lessons'' for being bad and leaving Judas Priest hahaha...He has been a Bad Boy LOL
While we are at it, any other sinful gal wants to join the mission? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Tuesday, May 17, 2011 1:01:25 PM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Haha thats an Awesome Idea.Two Weeks to convince KK,Gotta be moving quick.
hell Yeah I will tell Him If he come back to JP He will Get seduced before and after every single show during the Epitath Tour........And even Every Night after it.....After all He did say in a few Interviews he wanted to be a Pornstar,Now he can live out them dreams hehe
I will Let him Know There are Lots of Gals waiting to Get their Hands on him
In the same vid at 3:18-20 Glenn has a face as if he was caressing his guitar very tenderly not to mention that I'd like to be that guitar... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Tuesday, May 17, 2011 1:42:11 PM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
http://youtu.be/kVrI06NhEvk......I wanna be that Guitar at 2:53 lol'z Edited at: Tuesday, May 17, 2011 1:44:23 PM
[velvet_liselle] Tuesday, May 17, 2011 12:24:12 PM
You know, if you could go there before the tour starts and try to do some "convincing" it would be actually a very good idea... They're having thr first gig on the 7th - it means you still have more than two weeks...So get ready gal, some sexy outfit - black stockings, stilettos and stuff like that and seduce him Promise him he won't regret it - all the sinful will make it up to him if he comes back to the band [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Tuesday, May 17, 2011 11:38:46 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Haha I bet if they do read this they would actually love the Fact all these chicks are after them and wanna .............haha well,do stuff with them
Aww You are a Lucky Girl,You get to see your Priest Boy Glenny.Gonna see them in 2 months too,But My Man KK wont be there
Ahhh well Guess I'll Just have to get over to KK's Golf Course and play with the Golf Balls....He doesnt live that far away hehe...
Hope ya Have Fun aftet the Show with Glenn, Velvet....im sure ya will
[velvet_liselle] Tuesday, May 17, 2011 10:55:49 AM
Get my hands on Glenn.... mrrrrrrr.....
Shit, still two more months to wait:( [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Tuesday, May 17, 2011 9:39:52 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Hehe I agree with Ya Girls .....Thats a GREAT one...Oh yeah when we get our hands on the Priest Boys we shall have that Sex Sabbath Reunion....Even before Ozzy ever returns to Black Sabbath lol
[velvet_liselle] Tuesday, May 17, 2011 10:54:01 AM
I just wonder if KK or Glenn or any other JP member ever checks out this or The sinful thread... I'd really love to see their faces after reading what we wrote..
Now thats a Classic Glenn Fantasy.....Im sure he would be more than happy..........Im sure his Toungue can do a lot of work
You should get The sexy Mr.Tipton Drunk hehe
I would Love to Make it with KK on the Floor.Hell yeah ...Lets see what Mr.Downing's Tounge can do
Not too drunk - I wouldn't want to knock him out of action, would I? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Tuesday, May 17, 2011 5:39:02 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Now thats a Classic Glenn Fantasy.....Im sure he would be more than happy..........Im sure his Toungue can do a lot of work
You should get The sexy Mr.Tipton Drunk hehe
I would Love to Make it with KK on the Floor.Hell yeah ...Lets see what Mr.Downing's Tounge can do
well, I already said that I would very much like to lick of champagne and salmon tartare and other tasty morsels from Glenn's chest... Not to mention the fact that I would really enjoy if he did the same to me <wet panties>
Hehe Oh Really......we Can write any sexy stuff here about the Boys.....GREAT ......Gosh were to Begin !! Stuff thats so Dirty that It wont get Banned from the Thread...Haha got lots of them Fantasies
A pity thekissofjudas is still sleeping...(different time zones:( ) we would fantasise 3 of us, or maybe 4 - metalgodes seemed to be in too... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Tuesday, May 17, 2011 5:16:53 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Oh Yeah Have seen that. I can tell You I would have done more than Just Hug him
Haha yeah she should have took more advantage of that situation.I sure would have....Hehe Know You would have done the same with Glenn
I wouldnt let go of either of them.... Edited at: Tuesday, May 17, 2011 5:17:22 AM
You're definitely in the right threads then - this one and the one about ultimate JP fantasy
It seems that here nobody will ban us for writing sexually explicit things about what we would like to do with them and what we would like them to do with us... <burning and melting> [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Tuesday, May 17, 2011 5:08:47 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Yeah I think that is more of a Turn on that they are all older now and More experienced hehe............I think I prefer them that way too ; )
Hell yeah sex-wise Im sure they are well Good at it LOL
Mmmm Yummy Glenn.I wouldnt Blame ya for have Evil Fantasys about him I have the same about KK,All the time.......Woow what I would do to that man
Have you seen this?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6H_pBoawEQ
I can't stop thinking that this girl was kind of silly not to take full advantage of the situation.. I certainly wouldn't release KK from my arms after a second , the same applies to Glenn... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Tuesday, May 17, 2011 4:40:38 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
Thanks Velvet....Nice to meet all Priest Girls Here...Oh yeah sure am...KK Is soooooooooooo Gorgeous.Thats True them Big Blue eyes woot woot
You Go Girl....Aww Glenn is A Very Very Gorgeous Man also.......Very Hot......Love em all,My Choice would be KK.
Frankly, I prefer them now... Well, they were kind of cute, an innocent ....I suppose that if I was 18ish I would prefer this younger look of them, but as I'm not, I prefer more mature men...Now they are so incredibly hot They are like wine, just get better with age. Glenn is in his 60, but it only turns me on even more - when I think it just means he has more experience in sex mattars). I just can't stop fantasising about him, the fantasies get me all hot, wet and panting... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Tuesday, May 17, 2011 4:34:32 AM)
Welcome in the team, judasprincess91
I see you are ready to do anything KK would want you to do, aren't you?
For that matter I don't think I would be able to resist these blue eyes long either, though my first desire is Glenn.... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by judasprincess91 from Tuesday, May 17, 2011 4:18:54 AM)
judasprincess91 wrote:
This sounds Interesting......I WANNA join this Team lol.........JP fantasy??? hmmm...to get my hands all over KK ...Mmmmmmmmm Edited at: Tuesday, May 17, 2011 4:20:07 AM Edited at: Tuesday, May 17, 2011 4:22:18 AM
Ah, Velvet L
we need more collaborators, we need to face him with SEX SEX SEX if we want something soon, and a man like him, loves variety
velvet_liselle wrote:
Sinful ladies, we really have to get down to some serious planning of we want KK back in the band for the tour.
Time is running... Any more ideas as to what and how???
Sinful ladies, we really have to get down to some serious planning of we want KK back in the band for the tour.
Time is running... Any more ideas as to what and how???
Kidnapping would be a good idea, any team member has skills in this area?
Seduction, wine, pills, a good woman rapping at his door, asking for a charity gift for the poor...and after arraging an appoinment with him, she would shows her real intentions,( she or they)?
HRMG, unless he's a very good actor...
Have you been to to thread about ultimate JP fantasy? There are some ideas stirring up there how to convince KK to come back... Coem and look for yourself, at the moment it;s on page 2 Maybe you would like to join the "JP rescue group" [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS from Sunday, May 15, 2011 5:34:52 PM)
HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote:
Yes, that totally makes sense to me because he is definitely onboard in this interview. I'm not sure how the album fits in and I guess we won't know until it comes out, whether KK has writing credit and is playing on it or not? It seems like he must have been writing it with Rob and Glenn and now Rob says that the album is almost finished.... I think you are right about KK finding out that they were looking to replace him and that they intended to keep Priest going and maybe he just thought, well if they are going to replace me anyway, why not retire now? Of course, that's just my own ideas swirling around in my head. I don't know if there was a big blow out or not. Everyone in the band that has spoken, including KK, just seems very sad about the entire thing. They appear to still be friends and I really hope that is true.
But the main point here is that many people were claiming that the tickets to the Epitaph tour were sold under false pretenses, with the band knowing that KK had retired but chose to not release that info until April 20th, and this interview PROVES that is NOT THE CASE!
\~AuntieB~/ wrote:
After watching this video again, methinks, and this is pure speculation, that he'd made his mind up to retire following Epitaph. Likely was not onboard to tour in support of another album. Upon letting the band / mgmt know of this decision wheels were put in motion to look for another axeman to record the new album. Ken didn't know they were looking. Then he found out. IMO he was onboard to record the new album. Just not for subsequent touring.
HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote:
I posted this video before but didn't know the date it was from. It is from MARCH 10, 2011!! KK is talking about the upcoming Epitaph tour and is obviously ONBOARD for it!!! So what the hell happened between March 10 and April 20???? Seems to me KK didn't like how the writing of the new album was going and some management decisions, so he decided to leave the band sometime AFTER March 10th. So many of those tickets were not sold under false pretenses as we believed (unless KK isn't telling us here that he had already made up his mind to leave the band).
The design is nice indeed. The only problem with these is that you need quitea big flat surface to have it printed - the point is - women are not flat, we are curvy, imo, all these bulky flat T-shirts are designed for men . And if you have a tailored top that actually provides space for boobs etc it's almost impossible to print anything on it...:(
I'm considering something shorter - something like Play me, Glenn or perhaps Play us, Glenn - if I have it printed where my boobs are it may be quite interesting for him to watch, don't you think? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Sunday, May 15, 2011 10:14:43 AM)
spapad wrote:
This is the picture Flora Came upwith/made . I would love to have a T-shirt with this on it!
[velvet_liselle] Saturday, May 14, 2011 4:21:22 PM
Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"
"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"
[velvet_liselle] Saturday, May 14, 2011 4:12:13 AM
Yeah, me, I'm wondering what time I should start camping in front of the concert venue to get to the front row... I hope not too early, here people are not especially punctual and I'm really counting on it...
I just woke up from sinful and wet dreams - well, as usual, now I'm going to be daydreaming all day [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Friday, May 13, 2011 9:45:14 PM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
Count me in
gals, we are surpasing our mark on sinfullness
metalgodess wrote:
Hello Velvet - you're not alone! Just got in....daydreaming about front row at the Epitaph tour.......
velvet_liselle wrote:
Where are you gals?
Nobody here with me to fantasize about Metal Gods?
[velvet_liselle] Saturday, May 14, 2011 4:08:07 AM
T - shirts would be nice... Can I have one saying: "I want to be played by Glenn Tipton"?
It would just have to be boob friendly - I don't accept loose and baggy t-shirts that make you look 10 kg fatter and blockier I want something that celebrates curviness
Very delicious pics, gals, I just got up and they are brightening my day.
Do I need to say that the yummiest one is the pic with Glenn and KK?
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 12, 2011 6:49:20 PM
I just died laughing
So woman comes home from work to find her husband standing there blow drying his dick... "what are you doing?" she asks him.... "I'm warming up your dinner!!" he replies!
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 12, 2011 11:03:38 AM
A groom enters church and takes his place next to the altar. His best man notices a big grin on his face.
- What has happened? I know that you're happy about the wedding but you even look excited...
- Of course I'm happy... I've just had the best blow job in my life done by a woman who's marrying me.
A bride enters church smiling and visibly content.
- What's going on? I didn't know you were so happy about this wedding... - her maid asks
- Of course I'm happy. I've just done the last blow job in my life!
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 12, 2011 10:38:42 AM
If Glenn counts then I'm in, <an icon with a naked "virgin" on an altar for Glenn to do with as he pleases> [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by hellrider 31038 from Wednesday, May 11, 2011 6:22:11 PM)
hellrider 31038 wrote:
HEELLLLLLLLLLL YEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHH KISSOFJUDAS FIST TO YOU
EXCEPT FOR ONLY ONCE MORE NOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THHHHEEEEEEE MOOOREEEEEEE THHEEEEEEEEE BEETTTTTTEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
THE BEST IS YET TO COME
FUULLLLLLLLLLLL ONNNNNNNNNNN ANNNDDDDD INN OUURRRRR FAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE HALFORD BAND WILL CONTINUE TO STORM FORWARD
WITH THE ONE AND ONLY METAL GOD
ROB HALFORD
A LEGEND
CONTINUING HIS LEGACY
SWORN TO AVENGE
FULL ON AND IN YOUR FACE
(Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Tuesday, May 10, 2011 7:43:34 AM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
THE RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHHHHHH OF GLORY COMES INSIDE ME
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH
AND BUST ME OUT IN HEAVENLY PIECES
EAT ME ALIVE METAL GOD
EAT ME ALIVE
LET US WORSHIP THE METAL GOD ONCE MORE HELLRIDER
BE READY
hellrider 31038 wrote:
THE HALFORD MEEETTT TTTAAALLL POOOOOWWWEEERRRRR IS
RUUUUSSSSHHHHIIINNNGGGGG THHHHRRROOOUUUGGGHHHH YOOOUUUUUU
I BETTER STAND BACK
thekissofjudas wrote:
And now MY FIST
RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP MEEEEE MMEEEEEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAL GOD
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 12, 2011 9:37:43 AM
my imagination is not usually shocked easily (at least i think so) ;)
these fantasies about what Glenn could do with me, including eating me alive, just get me white hot... I have no clue how I will survive these two month till they come here < [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Thursday, May 12, 2011 7:49:41 AM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
Get on ready, sweetie, remember Glenn is a METAL GOD. so you imagination some times may be shocked by the possibilties of such love....
thekissofjudas wrote:
Well, you and the other gals are welcome to the Sisterhood of METAL MERCY, servants of the Metal GOD. Rule number One BE SINFULL ENOUGH, number two have sinfull dreams, number three: Make them come true ;)
velvet_liselle wrote:
I just woke up from sinful dreams again <blush>
thekissofjudas wrote:
We are tempting enough, friend and about enticing men women can do a lot
and gourmet dinner with such men, there are lot to do, especially in a bedroom
velvet_liselle wrote:
And of course gourmet dinner would have to be in Glenn's room I wouldn't want to waste time in a restaurant
That's funny.
So, they blacked out on Sunday?(Quoting Message by velvet_liselle from Thursday, May 12, 2011 6:28:30 AM)
velvet_liselle wrote:
A Hijacking of a plane in Moscow Monday
We've just hijacked a plane with passangers on board as hostages at the Moscow airport. We demand a million dollars ransom and a flight to Mexico.
Tuesday
We're waiting for the reaction of authorities. We've drunk some booze with the pilots. The passangers opened their duty free purchases and we drank with them too. So did the pilots.
Wednesday
A negotiator has arrived. He brought vodka. We drank some of it with him, the pilots and the passangers. He asked us to release half of the passangers. We agreed to do it, why not?
Thursday
The released passangers came back with more vodka. We partied all night. We released the other half of the passangers as well as the pilots.
Friday
The other half of the passangers and the pilots came back with more booze. They brought a lot of friends. We partied all night again
Saturday
The plane got invaded by Specnaz. they brought vodka. We all partied till Monday.
Monday
More and more people with vodka are coming. There's police, firemen, even some marines.
Tuesday
We have enough. We want to surrender and release the plane. Specnaz doesn't agree to it. The pilots are joined by their families from Vladivostok. They brought more booze.
Wednesday
We are negotiating. The passsangers agree to release us if we bring more vodka.
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 12, 2011 6:28:30 AM
A Hijacking of a plane in Moscow Monday
We've just hijacked a plane with passangers on board as hostages at the Moscow airport. We demand a million dollars ransom and a flight to Mexico.
Tuesday
We're waiting for the reaction of authorities. We've drunk some booze with the pilots. The passangers opened their duty free purchases and we drank with them too. So did the pilots.
Wednesday
A negotiator has arrived. He brought vodka. We drank some of it with him, the pilots and the passangers. He asked us to release half of the passangers. We agreed to do it, why not?
Thursday
The released passangers came back with more vodka. We partied all night. We released the other half of the passangers as well as the pilots.
Friday
The other half of the passangers and the pilots came back with more booze. They brought a lot of friends. We partied all night again
Saturday
The plane got invaded by Specnaz. they brought vodka. We all partied till Monday.
Monday
More and more people with vodka are coming. There's police, firemen, even some marines.
Tuesday
We have enough. We want to surrender and release the plane. Specnaz doesn't agree to it. The pilots are joined by their families from Vladivostok. They brought more booze.
Wednesday
We are negotiating. The passsangers agree to release us if we bring more vodka.
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 12, 2011 5:03:15 AM
Gals, does any of you know wtf is going on with Glenn's email - [email protected]
As I do have a dinner date to arrange (don't I ), I've been trying to send a message to him, but I just keep getting a "failure" , and I can't seem to find any other email address to write to him on his website:(
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 11, 2011 5:52:36 PM
Sweet, wet and sinful dreams gals, for me too. I'm going to bed.
btw, does anybody know what's going on with Glenn's email on his website? I tried writing to him (I have a date to arrange, don't I) and I keep getting a message failure
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 11, 2011 10:39:22 AM
I understand that Glenn counts as Metal God too [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Tuesday, May 10, 2011 10:55:52 PM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
Rob is the Truth, the Light and the Way
to Metal Exaltation - the deaf will hear,
The blind shall see,
The weak will rise and bow
To the Metal God - the torch
That lights our way through darkness
ALL HAIL THE METAL GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO TODAY I create in this Holy Temple the Order Of the Sisters of Metal Mercy to serve our METAL GOD
Our vows are secrets, come and make the oath, sisters
metalgodess wrote:
Rob is the Truth, the Light and the Way
to Metal Exaltation - the deaf will hear,
The blind shall see,
The weak will rise and bow
To the Metal God - the torch
That lights our way through darkness
ALL HAIL THE METAL GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know that Jugulator and Demolition keep on getting some bad comments but actually the more I listen to these two cds the more I like them.
I think I'll include One of one into my Body Pump workout - of course if I manage to overcome the weakness of my legs which gets me when I listen to Glen (and KK) playing
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 11, 2011 8:55:23 AM
thekissofjudas: I'm certainly going to do my best to put my hands (and lips) on Glenn
My imagination is just going utterly wild as far as he's concerned if I imagine that he could do to me what he does to his guitar, or just listen to him playing, I'm completely on fire my knees turn into jelly and I melt.
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 11, 2011 2:14:01 AM
HRMG: Hmmm, I had phases: first I prefered men with fair hair (eyes of whatever colour), then switched to fancying dark haired guitarists like for ex Joe Perry. Now hair colour doesn't really matter for me that much (as long as it's not red and the hair is on the head - I don't really fancy bald men) - the guy has to have this something to attract me. Glenn has animal magnetism and he's irresistible to me...
As for Ritchie... hmmm, as the other sinful gals said - definitely he's not hard on the eyes etc, but he doesn't really excite me [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS from Tuesday, May 10, 2011 10:04:56 PM)
HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote:
He is definitely not hard on the eyes , but I've always had a thing for dark haired men with brown eyes.
I'm with you Spa, I haven't really listened to Richie and what he has done. I don't want to judge him until I hear him play with Priest. I'm sure there will be bootlegs all over the place after the first show and we should be able to tell a lot by that.
spapad wrote:
He's not KK and possibly not quite as hansom as KK was at that age, but he is sure not hard on the eyes,............is he. It will be an interesting tour.
\~AuntieB~/ wrote:
OK ladies of 'Priest! Game on ... find 'em & post 'em \m/
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 11, 2011 2:05:50 AM
I just woke up from sinful dreams again <blush> [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Tuesday, May 10, 2011 10:59:46 PM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
We are tempting enough, friend and about enticing men women can do a lot
and gourmet dinner with such men, there are lot to do, especially in a bedroom
velvet_liselle wrote:
And of course gourmet dinner would have to be in Glenn's room I wouldn't want to waste time in a restaurant
I'd like to be Glenn's guitar... especially between 2:36-3:50 ... just look at his face... I'd like him to do the same to me as he does to the guitar... <icon melting>
[velvet_liselle] Tuesday, May 10, 2011 12:12:46 PM
thekissofjudas: I'd also like to see their faces after reading this thread and the sinfully delicious thread too - we do personalize sinfulness incarnate, don't we? Hope we're hot and tempting enough too.... Edited at: Tuesday, May 10, 2011 12:21:35 PM
Why keep it low, kissofjudas? Do you think KK would escape from that much sinfullness? Well, if he tried we could use those handcuffs of Rob on him... <tongue in cheek> [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Monday, May 09, 2011 7:35:16 AM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
No, dear MG, keep it low...Shhhh
we will invade his house with some toy and weapons, por example, we can ask Rob about his old leather slasher toys...
velvet_liselle wrote:
The mission is high goaled indeed...
Who else is joining the crew?
And shouldn't KK be informed about it?
thekissofjudas wrote:
I am getting ready to become a JP Lady on duty for so high goaled mission
velvet_liselle wrote:
Well, gals, so what do you think about metalgoddess's idea?
It did cross my mind, but as I'd rather have Glenn, I wasn't saying anything... KK though very sweet doesn't excite me to that extent...
metalgodess wrote:
maybe the ladies of JP.com should try to persuade K.K. to come back.................................
Whatever to save the band
But before it I want Glenn. And I'd really love to lick some champagne, salmon tartare and some other morsels from his chest as an appetizer <yumm> [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by metalgodess from Monday, May 09, 2011 10:11:37 AM)
metalgodess wrote:
me, too, Velvet - KK is a sweetie, but not my personal cup of tea....Rob and Glenn.....Scott......mmmmmmm.....but, we must do whatever it takes to save the band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAVE THE BAND, SAVE THE WORLD!!!
velvet_liselle wrote:
Well, gals, so what do you think about metalgoddess's idea?
It did cross my mind, but as I'd rather have Glenn, I wasn't saying anything... KK though very sweet doesn't excite me to that extent...
metalgodess wrote:
maybe the ladies of JP.com should try to persuade K.K. to come back.................................
I decided to start a new topic with jokes - I have access to quite a lot of really hilarious though indecent ones and I'd like you to share them with me.
To start the ball rolling:
A rooster is chasing a hen. The hen is thinking:
"I'll do 3 more rounds aroung the chicken pen so that he doesn't think I'm too easy"
A translation from female language for men:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Perhaps = No
I regret. = You are going to regret this.
We need. = I want to have it
Do as you want. = You're gong to pay for this.
We have to talk. = I have a few remarks about your behaviour.
It doesn't matter. = Of course it matters, you idiot.
You;re so male. = You'd better take a shower, shave and use a deo..
I want new curtains = .....and carpets and furniture.
How beautiful flowers!. = Do you think only about sex?
Be romantic and turn off the lights. = I've just had a run on my stocking.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask you for something expensive.
do you really love me? = You're not going to like what I did today.
I'll be ready in aminute. = You can watch a movie on tv and have some beer.
Learn to talk to me = Just always agree with me!
A translation from male language for women:
I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy. = .I'm hungry
I'm tired. = I'm tired.
Why not come to my place? = When will you go to bed with me?
How about going out to a restaurant? = When will you go to bed with me?
Can I call you? = When will you go to bed with me?
Will you dance with me? = When will you go to bed with me?
I'm bored. = How about going to bed with me?
I love you. = Let's have sex now?
Yes, I love you too. = I've already said it, so let;'s have sex?
Let's talk = I want to impress you enough so that you agree to sleep with me.
Yeah, nice haircut. = Before it was better./ You paid 100$ for it?
(shopping) - this one's ok. = Buy one of these dresses and let's go out of here.
And shouldn't KK be informed about it? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Sunday, May 08, 2011 10:30:23 PM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
I am getting ready to become a JP Lady on duty for so high goaled mission
velvet_liselle wrote:
Well, gals, so what do you think about metalgoddess's idea?
It did cross my mind, but as I'd rather have Glenn, I wasn't saying anything... KK though very sweet doesn't excite me to that extent...
metalgodess wrote:
maybe the ladies of JP.com should try to persuade K.K. to come back.................................
I'm just having a bath, sipping wine, eating strawberries, listening to Glenn's Baptism of fire and fantasising.... Just a thought of having him in the bathtub with me has me me completely melting...
Well, gals, so what do you think about metalgoddess's idea?
It did cross my mind, but as I'd rather have Glenn, I wasn't saying anything... KK though very sweet doesn't excite me to that extent... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by metalgodess from Saturday, May 07, 2011 6:53:15 PM)
metalgodess wrote:
maybe the ladies of JP.com should try to persuade K.K. to come back.................................
In plain words how many of us would have to sleep with him to bribe him to come back to Priest? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by metalgodess from Saturday, May 07, 2011 6:53:15 PM)
metalgodess wrote:
maybe the ladies of JP.com should try to persuade K.K. to come back.................................
I can understand you perfectly well gal, even though my preference is Glenn. I just woke up from some sinful dreams about him [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by metalgodess from Saturday, May 07, 2011 8:06:17 PM)
metalgodess wrote:
...is it a bad thing that I REALLY want to rub oil on Rob's tats so the colours don't fade????????
[velvet_liselle] Saturday, May 07, 2011 4:53:07 PM
Nice pics, kissofjudas.
very good for fantasising
Can I have some more, gals? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Saturday, May 07, 2011 7:20:29 AM)
Dose the champange with some tasty food?:) That's a good idea:) The best would be dishes that wouldn't get spoiled if the meal was interrupted... mrrr, salmon tartare... Actually, some interesting was of eating salmon tartare have just come to my mind...
I think I need a cold shower... Such thoughts are gettng me really randy <fanning herself> [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Friday, May 06, 2011 7:46:27 AM)
thekissofjudas wrote:
Champagne is the ultimate drink for getting a man for some action but it could lead to slow down the pace and get a little dreamy
we won't let Glen get sleepy so dose the champagne with some tasty food ;)
Good luck Sinful girl
velvet_liselle wrote:
ok, plenty of fluids:)) he would need it anyway as they are going to play in my whereabouts in summer and it's really hot here then...
And maybe some champagne... I really have some hot ideas about ways of drinking it
metalgodess wrote:
just make sure to provide him with plenty of fluids, we wouldn't want him passing out, now would we!!!
velvet_liselle wrote:
I'm already preparing a "strategy"
metalgodess wrote:
Don't wear him out, there's a long line up for him!!!!!!!!!!!
velvet_liselle wrote:
Well, at least Glenn should get ready for me:P (Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Wednesday, May 04, 2011 9:45:01 PM)
thekissof judas, you have PM
thekissofjudas wrote:
Better that they will get ready for it soon lol
velvet_liselle wrote:
Definitely. Altough I'm not sure if the members of JP would manage to take all this sinfulness from us if we wanted to join forces
thekissofjudas wrote:
Hi Liselle
sinful gals are welcome here, we should make a league!
velvet_liselle wrote:
Sinful, naughty girl;)
thekissofjudas wrote:
Hang around with the JP guys a night, me the only girl :)
I like this video very much
Glenn and KK and everybody else in shower.... mrrr [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Friday, May 06, 2011 8:06:46 AM)
Well, you do have a point here:P
Though, I can't stop watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kysQ1ImTC4 this "hunter's" look at all those gals in the front rows...
baby - when you're hot, your hot forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
velvet_liselle wrote:
BTW ,what do you think? Were they more desirable when they were younger or now?
IMO, They are more yummy now, objectively they may not look better than they looked say int the 80s or 90s but my imagination kicks in and starts telling me all these wonderful things about experience in playing guitars (and women) that I simply can't resist the temptation...<is there an icon blushing>
ok, plenty of fluids:)) he would need it anyway as they are going to play in my whereabouts in summer and it's really hot here then...
And maybe some champagne... I really have some hot ideas about ways of drinking it [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by metalgodess from Thursday, May 05, 2011 7:38:02 PM)
metalgodess wrote:
just make sure to provide him with plenty of fluids, we wouldn't want him passing out, now would we!!!
velvet_liselle wrote:
I'm already preparing a "strategy"
metalgodess wrote:
Don't wear him out, there's a long line up for him!!!!!!!!!!!
velvet_liselle wrote:
Well, at least Glenn should get ready for me:P (Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Wednesday, May 04, 2011 9:45:01 PM)
thekissof judas, you have PM
thekissofjudas wrote:
Better that they will get ready for it soon lol
velvet_liselle wrote:
Definitely. Altough I'm not sure if the members of JP would manage to take all this sinfulness from us if we wanted to join forces
thekissofjudas wrote:
Hi Liselle
sinful gals are welcome here, we should make a league!
velvet_liselle wrote:
Sinful, naughty girl;)
thekissofjudas wrote:
Hang around with the JP guys a night, me the only girl :)
[velvet_liselle] Thursday, May 05, 2011 4:58:16 PM
BTW ,what do you think? Were they more desirable when they were younger or now?
IMO, They are more yummy now, objectively they may not look better than they looked say int the 80s or 90s but my imagination kicks in and starts telling me all these wonderful things about experience in playing guitars (and women) that I simply can't resist the temptation...<is there an icon blushing>
[velvet_liselle] Wednesday, May 04, 2011 7:10:17 PM
Are all the sinful gals already sleaping and having sweet dreams about JP members?:)
Nothing's going on here... <rolls eyes>
I'm just turning in and I'd like some nice juicy pics of Glenn to boost my dreams. Apart from some nice interviws that I just watched on youtube...<sighs>
Nobody's posting anything here? some nice sinful pics for me please, s'il vouz plait, por favor, bitte
I can only post things that you probably know very well:(
[velvet_liselle] Tuesday, May 03, 2011 10:33:16 AM
I found this: http://img849.imageshack.us/i/23291152.jpg/
It may not be especially sinful, but Glen looks so cute on it (if anything like that can be said about him, for lack of a better word).
He really invaded my imagination and just drives me wild <icon blushing> but I feel good about it ;)
Well, Vaillant, I am certainly going to try:) as they are coming, and I already have my ticket. Maybe I'm not that young anymore, but still when I was in the States they kept on asking me for id whenever I wanted to buy wine... So, I'd like to flatter myself that I look young enough...<rolls eyes> As for the looks I can't really complain, and additionaly I'm going to "arm" myself with some boob friendly clothes and the best bra in the world;)
Hmmmm...that can only mean one thing: he likes to chase after "fine young lassi"!
Looks like he's living the Rock 'n' Roll life: chasing the finest female tail around. Definitely a sinful one, like KK. Think you gotta shot with him? Next time he visits a town near you, go for it! Just make sure you are a "fine young lassi" and he's good as yours.
Alas, as for myself, a not so "fine...lassi", the closest I'll ever get to Glenn will most likely be at a meet and greet. Maybe a hug and a photo. Until then, I shall stick to looking and drooling at pics of him and admire his guitar work with Judas Priest...and his guitars. Never hurts to look, right?
velvet_liselle wrote:
Thank you HRMG, I love these red leather pants of Glenn :) I just wonder what he has underneath...;)
What do you think ladies of this comment that I found on youtube about Glenn? The one I posted yesterday night... Just to remind you:
" "I saw him at the Hilton (I think) across from the NAM show. Even though I was a bit Loaded he was very cordial, he posed for a picture & when I saw him smooching with a fine young lassi I interupted him for a Picture with My girlfriend He was still cool & said "you caught me in an intimate moment" & I apologised to which he responded "no worries I`ll be back later". I`m glad he was cool as he is one of my guitar hero`s I hope they play back in San Diego for the Nostradamus tour."
For me, it means that he can be a bit naughty, and it seems it was qute a short time ago, NAM with JD was in 2009 if I'm not mistaken - that's what uncle Google says... Edited at: Sunday, May 01, 2011 6:19:34 PM Edited at: Sunday, May 01, 2011 6:25:51 PM
Me too, tthough I would be just fine with Glenn only:P [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by thekissofjudas from Monday, May 02, 2011 7:35:38 AM)
Thank you HRMG, I love these red leather pants of Glenn :) I just wonder what he has underneath...;)
What do you think ladies of this comment that I found on youtube about Glenn? The one I posted yesterday night... Just to remind you:
" "I saw him at the Hilton (I think) across from the NAM show. Even though I was a bit Loaded he was very cordial, he posed for a picture & when I saw him smooching with a fine young lassi I interupted him for a Picture with My girlfriend He was still cool & said "you caught me in an intimate moment" & I apologised to which he responded "no worries I`ll be back later". I`m glad he was cool as he is one of my guitar hero`s I hope they play back in San Diego for the Nostradamus tour."
For me, it means that he can be a bit naughty, and it seems it was qute a short time ago, NAM with JD was in 2009 if I'm not mistaken - that's what uncle Google says... Edited at: Sunday, May 01, 2011 6:19:34 PM Edited at: Sunday, May 01, 2011 6:25:51 PM
Mrrrrrrr, this is what the tigresses like the most... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS from Sunday, May 01, 2011 5:50:00 PM)
[velvet_liselle] Saturday, April 30, 2011 6:28:09 PM
Before I came here I spent quite a lot of time on Youtube watching JP videos and live recordings as well as plenty of other JP related stuff. And I came across such a comment: "I saw him at the Hilton (I think) across from the NAM show. Even though I was a bit Loaded he was very cordial, he posed for a picture & when I saw him smooching with a fine young lassi I interupted him for a Picture with My girlfriend He was still cool & said "you caught me in an intimate moment" & I apologised to which he responded "no worries I`ll be back later". I`m glad he was cool as he is one of my guitar hero`s I hope they play back in San Diego for the Nostradamus tour."
so it seems he maybe a bit sinful too, or am I getting my hopes up to high? Edited at: Saturday, April 30, 2011 6:44:00 PM
[velvet_liselle] Saturday, April 30, 2011 5:36:45 PM
Yes please, Vaillant. Hot rocking is my favourite video of Judas Priest. You can see Glenn and KK (and others, but they don't make me so wild) in shower... Just a pity they show so little:(
I'm really a new fan, maybe 5-6 months altogether, and only during 2 last ones it all started to become like an wild fantasy about Glenn. Anyway I already have my ticket for the gig, and even with KK not there, I'm not going to miss it.
On Rob's quorum some fans were saying that: "popular knowledge says that KK would shag everything that moves".... Do you have any "popular knowledge" about Glenn? ;)
Now that's interesting! I only have maybe two other pics of him shirtless, and those are from him doing the Hot Rockin' music video. Wanna see?
Nupe The Ripper wrote:
Well, he does perform shirtless on the Live in London DVD, and that pic you've got there could very well be a still photo from it. Can't remember which song it was, but it was near the end, so probably United or Living After Midnight. (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Saturday, April 30, 2011 4:18:02 PM)
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
I've collected these pics from the Internet over the years, and from tons of places. All you have to do is look around and you just might find something that's drool-inducing.
Pictures of shirtless KK are, believe it of not, very hard to find. Methinks he is more shy about being shirtless than Glenn.
velvet_liselle wrote:
Thanks, Vaillant.
So my "theory" about being played is kind of correct, and I'm completely normal to react the way I do.
Shirtless Glenn is absolutely delicious <mrrrrr>
Where do you take all these pics from?
Can I get shirtless KK too?
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Great questions! I like to think of it this way: we may be moved to insanity through their music and solos, but since they are the masters of their music, they are even more moved into insanity, borderline ecstasy. The result comes out in the way they show it (through their face and their body movements) and in the way they play their guitars...with alot of love. It's enough to make their guitars scream and shout. It makes us gals wish we were the guitars...
Now then...here's a shirtless Glenn for your sinful dreams, liselle. Enjoy!
velvet_liselle wrote:
Wow.
What is it with guitarists that they usually provoke so much lust in women? Is it something about playing the guitar in a virtuoso way that we start to imagine what such a guy can do with a woman's body? Could they play us as masterfully as their guitars?
My God, such thoughts really turn me on. Imagining Glenn or KK (I wouldnt refuse him either) doing this kind of stuff to me... gets me all too excited <an icon wiht a bucket of cold water on my head now>
Btw, does anybody know why Glenn deosn't appear shirltless anymore? KK does show a bit more of himself on those hot leather vests (it's such a pity he gave up:((( )
[velvet_liselle] Saturday, April 30, 2011 9:07:47 AM
Thanks, Vaillant.
So my "theory" about being played is kind of correct, and I'm completely normal to react the way I do.
Shirtless Glenn is absolutely delicious <mrrrrr>
Where do you take all these pics from?
Great questions! I like to think of it this way: we may be moved to insanity through their music and solos, but since they are the masters of their music, they are even more moved into insanity, borderline ecstasy. The result comes out in the way they show it (through their face and their body movements) and in the way they play their guitars...with alot of love. It's enough to make their guitars scream and shout. It makes us gals wish we were the guitars...
Now then...here's a shirtless Glenn for your sinful dreams, liselle. Enjoy!
velvet_liselle wrote:
Wow.
What is it with guitarists that they usually provoke so much lust in women? Is it something about playing the guitar in a virtuoso way that we start to imagine what such a guy can do with a woman's body? Could they play us as masterfully as their guitars?
My God, such thoughts really turn me on. Imagining Glenn or KK (I wouldnt refuse him either) doing this kind of stuff to me... gets me all too excited <an icon wiht a bucket of cold water on my head now>
Btw, does anybody know why Glenn deosn't appear shirltless anymore? KK does show a bit more of himself on those hot leather vests (it's such a pity he gave up:((( )
[velvet_liselle] Friday, April 29, 2011 7:47:46 PM
Wow.
What is it with guitarists that they usually provoke so much lust in women? Is it something about playing the guitar in a virtuoso way that we start to imagine what such a guy can do with a woman's body? Could they play us as masterfully as their guitars?
My God, such thoughts really turn me on. Imagining Glenn or KK (I wouldnt refuse him either) doing this kind of stuff to me... gets me all too excited <an icon wiht a bucket of cold water on my head now>
Btw, does anybody know why Glenn deosn't appear shirltless anymore? KK does show a bit more of himself on those hot leather vests (it's such a pity he gave up:((( )
[velvet_liselle] Friday, April 29, 2011 8:53:03 AM
My fantasy is Glenn too, though in my case it's not guitar lessons I'd rather have him do with me I don't suppose I'd be able to concentrate enough to learn anything
[velvet_liselle] Friday, April 29, 2011 8:41:14 AM
I'm a big fan of fantasy books. Margravine Liselle aka Velvet, a Drasnian honey haired and dimple cheeked spy is one of my favourite protagonists of Malloreon by David Eddings. Edited at: Friday, April 29, 2011 8:41:57 AM
[velvet_liselle] Friday, April 29, 2011 5:44:53 AM
oooh <orgasm> I'd like to put my hands on this chest.. ... and not only there...
I wonder, why he doesn't go shirtless or at least in those scanty leather vests anymore at gigs... Does he think he's too old for that? Hells fire, no!!!. He's so smoking hot, I could be his daughter but I definitely wouldn't say no to him. He would just have to beckon... Just the thought that he could do the same to me as he does to his guitar gets me sooo randy... I'd like to be played like this [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Nupe The Ripper from Friday, April 29, 2011 5:23:50 AM)
[velvet_liselle] Friday, April 29, 2011 4:33:32 AM
AleksandraLM, I agree with you, they have the same effect on me... I've always been a guitar loving girl though I never played it (nor any other musical instrument).
After all I'd like to do all the things that you describe myself, with them...
shit, there's sth wrong with the link
Damn, that's a good pic of the band right there. Lookin' good, Glenn!! 
And then make these fantasies come true
and KK 
F..ing hard, as I can't stop fantasising about Glenn
....Even before Ozzy ever returns to Black Sabbath lol
......Gosh were to Begin !! Stuff thats so Dirty that It wont get Banned from the Thread...Haha got lots of them Fantasies
This sounds Interesting......I WANNA join this Team lol
Rule number One BE SINFULL ENOUGH, number two have sinfull dreams, number three: Make them come true ;)
, and I can't seem to find any other email address to write to him on his website:(
I could eat him 
