WHAT!!!!!!!...NO COFFIN???.......NO VIRGINS I TELL YOU...I'M INTO MORE OF THE ELVIRA TYPE!.......SO IT HAS TO BE A DOUBLE COFFIN...SECOND THOUGHT,MAKE IT A KING SIZE....
AFTER ALL SHE AND I WILL NEED ROOM TO ROAM!.......

		Phantom A6 wrote:
		Yep, but no coffin!! What?? No virgins?? Don't tell this bullshit Achmed!!        Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: YES,WE'RE VERY CLEAN IN OUR FOREST LAWS HERE,BUT NO VIRGINS PLEASE ...AND MAYBE I MIGHT COME AND VISIT THE FOREST IN HANNOVER,WE HAVE FAMILY THERE TOO ....DO YOU HAVE ROOM?      Phantom A6 wrote: (Auch dir einen guten) Guten Morgen mein Freund. Of course you can use the tune so often you want it!! I don't know Kale. Hmm... Red Rum and vegies?? Everythings alright with the forest laws?? If you need an exil we have a really big forest here in Hannover!! But be careful with the virgins here 'Cause our police don't like joking!!      Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: GUTEN MORGEN MEIN FREUND (hope i spelled everthing right)...... HEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!...GREAT TUNE MAN..CAN I USE IT SOMETIME?.......BY THE WAY HAVE YOU EVER EATEN KALE?...IT'S A LEAFY GREEN VEGETABLE,SUPPOSEDLY VERY ,VERY GOOD FOR YOU,I'M HAVING MY FIRST KALE MILKSHAKE WITH DINNER....IT'S ACTUALLY NOT BAD... TASTES ALITTLE BIT LIKE LAWN CUTTINGS ...BUT THROW IN A BANANA AND SOME YOGURT AND IT'S NOT BAD......SO THAT'S WHAT I'M DRINKIN'....      Phantom A6 wrote: Ohh... Wolfman...  Moon is rising... Songs from the wood they're never understood. A little bit of howling during the night crawling. Beating around the forest drum here comes the next living bottle of Red Rum!! Try out a nice cup of tea man!!        Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: VAMPIRES WOULDN'T DARE COME INTO OUR FOREST...THEY KNOW WHO THEIR SUPERIORS ARE!...... RED RUM!!!....RED RUM!!!!!!!!!!.....      Phantom A6 wrote:  Vampire reading stuff in the forest!!  And then a nice cup of virgin  Red Rum!!            Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: I PICKED IT UP AT A 'COLES' BOOK STORE A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK...THE AUTHOR IS DAVID J. SKAL...LOTS OF HISTORY ON THE SUBJECT,LORE,AND A GREAT LISTING IN THE BACK ON  ALL CINEMA CONNECTED WITH VAMPIRES FROM THE FIRST IN 1896 TO 2000...LOTS OF PICS (ALL B&W MIND YOU,BUT THAT'S BEST FOR THIS THEME) ALMOST 600 PAGES LONG! ...TRY YOUR NEAREST BOOK STORE AND ASK THEM TO ORDER IT FOR YOU, I'M SURE YOU'LL ENJOY IT...      LadyBathory9 wrote: I never heard of this book? Where can i buy it?      Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: I HAVE THE BOOK 'VAMPIRES...ENCOUNTERS WITH THE UNDEAD'...HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT?...INTRIGUING READ.      Necroticist wrote: Hmm - methinks we'd get on...am self confessed vampire...long story but i drink = and am well into vampire mythology      LadyBathory9 wrote: Yes, that's why i took the nickname.I'm kinda a buff for this kind of history.      Necroticist wrote: Like the nick..are u familiar with the 'Bathory' history?      LadyBathory9 wrote: Right now, coffee with cognac,help me sleep...