[swordsman5] Tuesday, September 02, 2008 5:42:18 AM
Old man goes to the doctor who askes him what is his problem. "Well every morning at 8.15 I have a massive dump." replies the old man.
"That's not a problem" replies the doctor, "In fact it's a very good sign that your bowels and digestive system are in good working order."
"Oh yes it is a problem" replies the old man, " I don't get up until 9 o'clock!"