This one is really tasteless, don't read if sensitive!!!
Frank and Milly were old friends. They would meet at the coffee shop every morning for breakfast and then go about their business.
Over breakfast one particular morning, Milly asked Frank what he missed most about his youth. After pondering this for a while he replies, "The sex. Yes, I miss sex the most".
She turns to him and says, "You can't be serious? As old as you are and ALL the experiences you've had, you can't really miss sex the most, can you?"
He replies, "Well, maybe I just miss 'it' being held once in a while."
Milly says, "You know Frank, we have been friends forever, I think I can help you out with that".
So for the next week or so they would meet for breakfast and coffee, have their usual conversation, and she would hold 'it' for him.
On the following Monday Milly was at the coffee shop at the regular time, but there was no Frank. So she ate her breakfast and drank her coffee by herself.
When she left and was driving through town on the way home she sees Franks' Car parked in front of her friend Mildred's house. So she parks the car and goes to the door and walks in when she sees Frank and Mildred sitting on the couch together with her holding 'it'.
Milly says to Frank, "Frank, we've been friends forever, we drink coffee and eat breakfast and talk every morning, what does Mildred 'have' that I don't?"
Frank looks at Milly and says, "She has 'tourette". Edited at: Monday, September 01, 2008 10:33:58 AM
