ABOUT THE FEET: Did you guys hear about the 6th foot that was a hoax? Somebody put a dog paw wrapped in seaweed inside a sneaker?
WTF is going on in the world to make people do this for entertainment? JESUS! Rent a movie! Read a book! Play with Mr. Happy!
—assuming the human/and or dog paw criminals are men, although, either way...that last one still passes time constructively, I suppose.