LOL on the colored tp. When I was growing up in the 60's and 70's my parents' house had 2 bathrooms, one pink and one green. My mom bought pink and green tp to go inthe bathrooms to matchthe decor. Now, I only see white tp in the store. Mayboe I need to go to a boutique to find the colored tp. My bathroom is teal.
Having asid that, I was in a surplus store once and they had CAMOUFLAGE tp for use in the woods while hunting. I guess it was so that one would not frighten the game with a flash of white while wiping one's ass.
