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[Becks] Saturday, April 04, 2015 8:24:48 PM
Ewwww exploding poop! We get some pretty nasty tissue samples in to the lab I'm working in now - we do tissue culturing to try and isolate Mycobacterium bovis - we get lesions and those are nasty often all pussy and gross.
Well I have some sad news to pass on to my JP friends. You guys have often heard about our dog Buddy. Well he has been limping over recent months, he's 9 so we just thought it's arthritis/sore joints from getting old. When we were away for my sister in laws wedding last week he vomited a couple of times so off to the vet we went when we got home. Vet discovered a huge lump up the top inside (where his back left leg meets his gut). Needle biopsy done and it has been confirmed our lovely boy has cancer we don't know how long he's got left but every day will be like Christmas from now on! He has also lost 6kg without a massive change in diet or rigorous exercise, couple with the cancer being quite aggressive (from what the vet said) we don't expect he'll be with us for much longer. He has been the best dog. Cancer is a bastard!!!!!!!!!!! I bawled for ages after finding out.
Your mom and I could spend days sharing stories, I'm sure!! Did she tell you any exploding poop stories??!! Now that's when the shit really flies! I tell everyone, BEWARE of the bulging container - she's gonna BLOW!! Sounds like someone fired a gun and scares the shit out of everyone. I had one next to me, thankfully the container was in a sealed bag on the bench, and before I could get to it, the lid came exploding off because of all the built up gas in the container and poop splattered inside the entire bag. I jumped about feet in the air! My friend wasn't nearly as lucky with hers though. It exploded inside the hood and caming splattering out. She was covered in shit from the chest to her knees and shit was covering every inch of the hood. Poor thing. We all gathered around her and carefully took off her lab coat which thank God protected most of her!!
You know that if I could BUY a backstage pass, I WOULD!! FaceBook has its uses for sure and this was one of them!! The tickets went on pre-sale through Crowd Surge before any other pre-sales. They only said on FB that the tickets were going on sale 3/25/15 at 10 am and gave the Crowd Surge link. I was on-line exactly at 10am and the "buy tickets" icon appeared. When it gave me row AAA, I almost passed out!! The tickets have to be picked up at Will Call and it says NO TRANSFERS allowed. We still haven't seen any being resold, so it looks like all the close tickets went to fans that are actaully going to the show, what a concept!! If you look up the show in Chicago, there are 384 tickets being re-sold for 6X down to 3X face value. Tried to get tickets to that show and were online immediately and ended up back in row P or something and said FUCK THAT!! Glad we said no way to that show!
guidogodoy wrote:
Yup. Right as always, HRMG. Spoke wiith Mom today (GO GREEN) and she confirmed what you said. Even laughed and gave me more of the way people sent in "specimens" over her 40+ career. She LOVED the way you abbreviated "C. diff" and told me more about your test than I could understand. I still say send poop in a Tupperware container! LOL!!! Obviously, she agreed with you.
Your hubby can't make it to Sterling Hights? Lemme know. I'd be g;lad to pay for his tix! Buy him a backstage pass or something!
HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote:
, huh, what? Collected my continuing education credits and moved along, LOL! Actually, the C. diff one was pretty interesting. I stayed awake for it since I had just started to validate our C. diff PCR test. That's where I found out it is no longer just caused by antibiotic use, that it can be transmitted from person to person and healthy people have contracted it. They also talked about the new treatment - fecal transplants. All I could think was, THANK GOD I'm not the one that has to filter the poop! Definitely NOT the job that I ever want to do!! (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, March 25, 2015 8:19:53 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAAA!!! So no hair, then?
Thanks for chiming in on the subject. Man, I am really sorry to have missed THAT conference! Sounds like a hoot!
HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote:
Came in on this conversation a little late, but what the hell.
NO to the God Damn Tupperware container and NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE IT BACK WHEN I AM DONE WITH IT!!! A CLEAN, laboratory provided specimen container PLEASE!! FFS, I once got a turd in a velvet ring box!! I guess we know what she thought of the ring!
Usually, the patient with an extreme case of Clostridium difficile will find their own donor, but I suppose if we are talking about research cases, then perhaps. The new treatment when all else fails, is to do a fecal transplant so that the donor stools bacteria will take over and the C. difficile will be crowded out. Ask your mom, they had a presentation on it a couple years ago at the ASCLS-Michigan meeting that I went to. Quite a NASTY little bug it is!!
guidogodoy wrote:
Poop? I can sell my poop? While might be a slight to the band, I produce a lot of it as I am sure many fans doi as well. HAAA!!!
Details, woman, details! Shall I collect petri dishes or is Tupperware or even Ziplock baggies good enough? I would be more than happy to send it ot Jayne!!!!! She really deserves some shit! Curbishley as well.
Mis-handled the greatest band in the world, IMO. I know I speak for many. (ps ed. The band has remained strong despite of it!!!).
Edited at: Sunday, March 22, 2015 9:09:13 PM
Edited at: Wednesday, March 25, 2015 8:46:41 PM
[guidogodoy] Friday, April 03, 2015 4:12:51 PM
Geez, and people still question why I, personally, follow the Metal God!!!! If they only knew.
I had to share this!! Jimmy Fallon. The Puppies have spoken! Even puppies HATE Duke!
guidogodoy wrote:
Oh, come on, you call after my "GO GREEN" was what...."GO WHITE!!!" I'll chalk that up to a typo.
Hell, final four?!? DAMN!! I am going to work tomorrow dressed in the garb only because I am in NW TN and everyone is rooting for Kentucky here (who didn't drop a game). Don't care! GO GREEN!!!! Call them damn fouls! Yeah, Jordan was a joke but Larry Bird was the same. See Magic in the crowd last game? Damn kewl!
HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote:
GO GREEN!!!!
If you had told me that THIS Spartan team was going to make it to the Final Four, I'd have laughed you out of the room!! Valentine makes me CRAZY!!!! He is a great example of a guy with a ton of talent and ability but is just plain STUPID!! He makes THE WORST decisions when he is under pressure, almost always resulting in him making a stupid pass that is stolen. Or he commits the dumbest fouls you can make in basketball. Wouldn't it be interesting if we had a WI vs MSU final???? The refs handed WI that Big 10 Championship win by not calling that guy out of bounds when he saved the ball. Of course not scoring in the OT is MSU's fault and at that point they didn't deserve the win. If we do face them, they will actually call WI for all the fouls they commit since this is on the big stage now. It cracks me up when announcers say WI commits the least fouls of any team...... uh, you mean are CALLED for the least fouls? Just because you aren't called for fouls doesn't mean you don't commit them! Remember Michael Jordan???? I rest my case! Dude could pick up the ball at half court and run with it for 6 steps and never get called for walking!
guidogodoy wrote:
GO GREEN!!!!! Friggin' FINAL FOUR!!!
[HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS] Wednesday, April 01, 2015 8:27:15 PM
GOOOO WHITE!!!
I had to share this!! Jimmy Fallon. The Puppies have spoken! Even puppies HATE Duke!
Oh, come on, you call after my "GO GREEN" was what...."GO WHITE!!!" I'll chalk that up to a typo.
Hell, final four?!? DAMN!! I am going to work tomorrow dressed in the garb only because I am in NW TN and everyone is rooting for Kentucky here (who didn't drop a game). Don't care! GO GREEN!!!! Call them damn fouls! Yeah, Jordan was a joke but Larry Bird was the same. See Magic in the crowd last game? Damn kewl!
HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote:
GO GREEN!!!!
If you had told me that THIS Spartan team was going to make it to the Final Four, I'd have laughed you out of the room!! Valentine makes me CRAZY!!!! He is a great example of a guy with a ton of talent and ability but is just plain STUPID!! He makes THE WORST decisions when he is under pressure, almost always resulting in him making a stupid pass that is stolen. Or he commits the dumbest fouls you can make in basketball. Wouldn't it be interesting if we had a WI vs MSU final???? The refs handed WI that Big 10 Championship win by not calling that guy out of bounds when he saved the ball. Of course not scoring in the OT is MSU's fault and at that point they didn't deserve the win. If we do face them, they will actually call WI for all the fouls they commit since this is on the big stage now. It cracks me up when announcers say WI commits the least fouls of any team...... uh, you mean are CALLED for the least fouls? Just because you aren't called for fouls doesn't mean you don't commit them! Remember Michael Jordan???? I rest my case! Dude could pick up the ball at half court and run with it for 6 steps and never get called for walking!
guidogodoy wrote:
GO GREEN!!!!! Friggin' FINAL FOUR!!!
[guidogodoy] Tuesday, March 31, 2015 3:33:22 PM
Oh, come on, you call after my "GO GREEN" was what...."GO WHITE!!!" I'll chalk that up to a typo.
Hell, final four?!? DAMN!! I am going to work tomorrow dressed in the garb only because I am in NW TN and everyone is rooting for Kentucky here (who didn't drop a game). Don't care! GO GREEN!!!! Call them damn fouls! Yeah, Jordan was a joke but Larry Bird was the same. See Magic in the crowd last game? Damn kewl!
If you had told me that THIS Spartan team was going to make it to the Final Four, I'd have laughed you out of the room!! Valentine makes me CRAZY!!!! He is a great example of a guy with a ton of talent and ability but is just plain STUPID!! He makes THE WORST decisions when he is under pressure, almost always resulting in him making a stupid pass that is stolen. Or he commits the dumbest fouls you can make in basketball. Wouldn't it be interesting if we had a WI vs MSU final???? The refs handed WI that Big 10 Championship win by not calling that guy out of bounds when he saved the ball. Of course not scoring in the OT is MSU's fault and at that point they didn't deserve the win. If we do face them, they will actually call WI for all the fouls they commit since this is on the big stage now. It cracks me up when announcers say WI commits the least fouls of any team...... uh, you mean are CALLED for the least fouls? Just because you aren't called for fouls doesn't mean you don't commit them! Remember Michael Jordan???? I rest my case! Dude could pick up the ball at half court and run with it for 6 steps and never get called for walking!
guidogodoy wrote:
GO GREEN!!!!! Friggin' FINAL FOUR!!!
[guidogodoy] Tuesday, March 31, 2015 3:26:57 PM
Man, I have been laughing half an afternoon over this post. Too damn funny. Of COURSE I had to call my mother and ask her if she had any similar stories to tell. She clammed up! Only said that she had glass jars explode on her (what the hell kinda gas was in THAT poop?!?") but chose the route: "THAT is why I became a hemotologist and not a cytologyst." HAAAAA!!!!
I will read your message again and still laugh. Ugly scene but I can't help it. She DID commisserate with your ills about bulging containers, Tupperware, etc. Despite her 40+ year career, though, she wouldn't share any nasty stories with me. Only said that she has had similar experiences (and worse), understoood but wouln't elaborate. Guess she wants to push it out of her mind!
Lemme know if your hubby can't make the concert. I'd be glad to wear his boots and pretend to be him!
Your mom and I could spend days sharing stories, I'm sure!! Did she tell you any exploding poop stories??!! Now that's when the shit really flies! I tell everyone, BEWARE of the bulging container - she's gonna BLOW!! Sounds like someone fired a gun and scares the shit out of everyone. I had one next to me, thankfully the container was in a sealed bag on the bench, and before I could get to it, the lid came exploding off because of all the built up gas in the container and poop splattered inside the entire bag. I jumped about feet in the air! My friend wasn't nearly as lucky with hers though. It exploded inside the hood and caming splattering out. She was covered in shit from the chest to her knees and shit was covering every inch of the hood. Poor thing. We all gathered around her and carefully took off her lab coat which thank God protected most of her!!
You know that if I could BUY a backstage pass, I WOULD!! FaceBook has its uses for sure and this was one of them!! The tickets went on pre-sale through Crowd Surge before any other pre-sales. They only said on FB that the tickets were going on sale 3/25/15 at 10 am and gave the Crowd Surge link. I was on-line exactly at 10am and the "buy tickets" icon appeared. When it gave me row AAA, I almost passed out!! The tickets have to be picked up at Will Call and it says NO TRANSFERS allowed. We still haven't seen any being resold, so it looks like all the close tickets went to fans that are actaully going to the show, what a concept!! If you look up the show in Chicago, there are 384 tickets being re-sold for 6X down to 3X face value. Tried to get tickets to that show and were online immediately and ended up back in row P or something and said FUCK THAT!! Glad we said no way to that show!
guidogodoy wrote:
Yup. Right as always, HRMG. Spoke wiith Mom today (GO GREEN) and she confirmed what you said. Even laughed and gave me more of the way people sent in "specimens" over her 40+ career. She LOVED the way you abbreviated "C. diff" and told me more about your test than I could understand. I still say send poop in a Tupperware container! LOL!!! Obviously, she agreed with you.
Your hubby can't make it to Sterling Hights? Lemme know. I'd be g;lad to pay for his tix! Buy him a backstage pass or something!
HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote:
, huh, what? Collected my continuing education credits and moved along, LOL! Actually, the C. diff one was pretty interesting. I stayed awake for it since I had just started to validate our C. diff PCR test. That's where I found out it is no longer just caused by antibiotic use, that it can be transmitted from person to person and healthy people have contracted it. They also talked about the new treatment - fecal transplants. All I could think was, THANK GOD I'm not the one that has to filter the poop! Definitely NOT the job that I ever want to do!! (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, March 25, 2015 8:19:53 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAAA!!! So no hair, then?
Thanks for chiming in on the subject. Man, I am really sorry to have missed THAT conference! Sounds like a hoot!
HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote:
Came in on this conversation a little late, but what the hell.
NO to the God Damn Tupperware container and NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE IT BACK WHEN I AM DONE WITH IT!!! A CLEAN, laboratory provided specimen container PLEASE!! FFS, I once got a turd in a velvet ring box!! I guess we know what she thought of the ring!
Usually, the patient with an extreme case of Clostridium difficile will find their own donor, but I suppose if we are talking about research cases, then perhaps. The new treatment when all else fails, is to do a fecal transplant so that the donor stools bacteria will take over and the C. difficile will be crowded out. Ask your mom, they had a presentation on it a couple years ago at the ASCLS-Michigan meeting that I went to. Quite a NASTY little bug it is!!
guidogodoy wrote:
Poop? I can sell my poop? While might be a slight to the band, I produce a lot of it as I am sure many fans doi as well. HAAA!!!
Details, woman, details! Shall I collect petri dishes or is Tupperware or even Ziplock baggies good enough? I would be more than happy to send it ot Jayne!!!!! She really deserves some shit! Curbishley as well.
Mis-handled the greatest band in the world, IMO. I know I speak for many. (ps ed. The band has remained strong despite of it!!!).
Edited at: Sunday, March 22, 2015 9:09:13 PM
Edited at: Wednesday, March 25, 2015 8:46:41 PM
[HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS] Tuesday, March 31, 2015 11:13:23 AM
GO GREEN!!!!
If you had told me that THIS Spartan team was going to make it to the Final Four, I'd have laughed you out of the room!! Valentine makes me CRAZY!!!! He is a great example of a guy with a ton of talent and ability but is just plain STUPID!! He makes THE WORST decisions when he is under pressure, almost always resulting in him making a stupid pass that is stolen. Or he commits the dumbest fouls you can make in basketball. Wouldn't it be interesting if we had a WI vs MSU final???? The refs handed WI that Big 10 Championship win by not calling that guy out of bounds when he saved the ball. Of course not scoring in the OT is MSU's fault and at that point they didn't deserve the win. If we do face them, they will actually call WI for all the fouls they commit since this is on the big stage now. It cracks me up when announcers say WI commits the least fouls of any team...... uh, you mean are CALLED for the least fouls? Just because you aren't called for fouls doesn't mean you don't commit them! Remember Michael Jordan???? I rest my case! Dude could pick up the ball at half court and run with it for 6 steps and never get called for walking!
[HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS] Tuesday, March 31, 2015 11:00:17 AM
Your mom and I could spend days sharing stories, I'm sure!! Did she tell you any exploding poop stories??!! Now that's when the shit really flies! I tell everyone, BEWARE of the bulging container - she's gonna BLOW!! Sounds like someone fired a gun and scares the shit out of everyone. I had one next to me, thankfully the container was in a sealed bag on the bench, and before I could get to it, the lid came exploding off because of all the built up gas in the container and poop splattered inside the entire bag. I jumped about feet in the air! My friend wasn't nearly as lucky with hers though. It exploded inside the hood and caming splattering out. She was covered in shit from the chest to her knees and shit was covering every inch of the hood. Poor thing. We all gathered around her and carefully took off her lab coat which thank God protected most of her!!
You know that if I could BUY a backstage pass, I WOULD!! FaceBook has its uses for sure and this was one of them!! The tickets went on pre-sale through Crowd Surge before any other pre-sales. They only said on FB that the tickets were going on sale 3/25/15 at 10 am and gave the Crowd Surge link. I was on-line exactly at 10am and the "buy tickets" icon appeared. When it gave me row AAA, I almost passed out!! The tickets have to be picked up at Will Call and it says NO TRANSFERS allowed. We still haven't seen any being resold, so it looks like all the close tickets went to fans that are actaully going to the show, what a concept!! If you look up the show in Chicago, there are 384 tickets being re-sold for 6X down to 3X face value. Tried to get tickets to that show and were online immediately and ended up back in row P or something and said FUCK THAT!! Glad we said no way to that show!
Yup. Right as always, HRMG. Spoke wiith Mom today (GO GREEN) and she confirmed what you said. Even laughed and gave me more of the way people sent in "specimens" over her 40+ career. She LOVED the way you abbreviated "C. diff" and told me more about your test than I could understand. I still say send poop in a Tupperware container! LOL!!! Obviously, she agreed with you.
Your hubby can't make it to Sterling Hights? Lemme know. I'd be g;lad to pay for his tix! Buy him a backstage pass or something!
HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote:
, huh, what? Collected my continuing education credits and moved along, LOL! Actually, the C. diff one was pretty interesting. I stayed awake for it since I had just started to validate our C. diff PCR test. That's where I found out it is no longer just caused by antibiotic use, that it can be transmitted from person to person and healthy people have contracted it. They also talked about the new treatment - fecal transplants. All I could think was, THANK GOD I'm not the one that has to filter the poop! Definitely NOT the job that I ever want to do!! (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, March 25, 2015 8:19:53 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAAA!!! So no hair, then?
Thanks for chiming in on the subject. Man, I am really sorry to have missed THAT conference! Sounds like a hoot!
HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote:
Came in on this conversation a little late, but what the hell.
NO to the God Damn Tupperware container and NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE IT BACK WHEN I AM DONE WITH IT!!! A CLEAN, laboratory provided specimen container PLEASE!! FFS, I once got a turd in a velvet ring box!! I guess we know what she thought of the ring!
Usually, the patient with an extreme case of Clostridium difficile will find their own donor, but I suppose if we are talking about research cases, then perhaps. The new treatment when all else fails, is to do a fecal transplant so that the donor stools bacteria will take over and the C. difficile will be crowded out. Ask your mom, they had a presentation on it a couple years ago at the ASCLS-Michigan meeting that I went to. Quite a NASTY little bug it is!!
guidogodoy wrote:
Poop? I can sell my poop? While might be a slight to the band, I produce a lot of it as I am sure many fans doi as well. HAAA!!!
Details, woman, details! Shall I collect petri dishes or is Tupperware or even Ziplock baggies good enough? I would be more than happy to send it ot Jayne!!!!! She really deserves some shit! Curbishley as well.
Mis-handled the greatest band in the world, IMO. I know I speak for many. (ps ed. The band has remained strong despite of it!!!).
Edited at: Sunday, March 22, 2015 9:09:13 PM
Edited at: Wednesday, March 25, 2015 8:46:41 PM
[i flick my boogers] Monday, March 30, 2015 8:29:12 AM
mind if I chime in???? ......I have an idea.....why don't you all just eat each other's poop !!......it would save ya a ton on your food bill...........ha
[guidogodoy] Sunday, March 29, 2015 8:15:32 PM
Yup. Right as always, HRMG. Spoke wiith Mom today (GO GREEN) and she confirmed what you said. Even laughed and gave me more of the way people sent in "specimens" over her 40+ career. She LOVED the way you abbreviated "C. diff" and told me more about your test than I could understand. I still say send poop in a Tupperware container! LOL!!! Obviously, she agreed with you.
Your hubby can't make it to Sterling Hights? Lemme know. I'd be g;lad to pay for his tix! Buy him a backstage pass or something!
, huh, what? Collected my continuing education credits and moved along, LOL! Actually, the C. diff one was pretty interesting. I stayed awake for it since I had just started to validate our C. diff PCR test. That's where I found out it is no longer just caused by antibiotic use, that it can be transmitted from person to person and healthy people have contracted it. They also talked about the new treatment - fecal transplants. All I could think was, THANK GOD I'm not the one that has to filter the poop! Definitely NOT the job that I ever want to do!! (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, March 25, 2015 8:19:53 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAAA!!! So no hair, then?
Thanks for chiming in on the subject. Man, I am really sorry to have missed THAT conference! Sounds like a hoot!
HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote:
Came in on this conversation a little late, but what the hell.
NO to the God Damn Tupperware container and NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE IT BACK WHEN I AM DONE WITH IT!!! A CLEAN, laboratory provided specimen container PLEASE!! FFS, I once got a turd in a velvet ring box!! I guess we know what she thought of the ring!
Usually, the patient with an extreme case of Clostridium difficile will find their own donor, but I suppose if we are talking about research cases, then perhaps. The new treatment when all else fails, is to do a fecal transplant so that the donor stools bacteria will take over and the C. difficile will be crowded out. Ask your mom, they had a presentation on it a couple years ago at the ASCLS-Michigan meeting that I went to. Quite a NASTY little bug it is!!
guidogodoy wrote:
Poop? I can sell my poop? While might be a slight to the band, I produce a lot of it as I am sure many fans doi as well. HAAA!!!
Details, woman, details! Shall I collect petri dishes or is Tupperware or even Ziplock baggies good enough? I would be more than happy to send it ot Jayne!!!!! She really deserves some shit! Curbishley as well.
Mis-handled the greatest band in the world, IMO. I know I speak for many. (ps ed. The band has remained strong despite of it!!!).
Edited at: Sunday, March 22, 2015 9:09:13 PM
Edited at: Wednesday, March 25, 2015 8:46:41 PM
[guidogodoy] Sunday, March 29, 2015 4:35:03 PM
GO GREEN!!!!! Friggin' FINAL FOUR!!!
[HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS] Wednesday, March 25, 2015 8:44:43 PM
, huh, what? Collected my continuing education credits and moved along, LOL! Actually, the C. diff one was pretty interesting. I stayed awake for it since I had just started to validate our C. diff PCR test. That's where I found out it is no longer just caused by antibiotic use, that it can be transmitted from person to person and healthy people have contracted it. They also talked about the new treatment - fecal transplants. All I could think was, THANK GOD I'm not the one that has to filter the poop! Definitely NOT the job that I ever want to do!! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, March 25, 2015 8:19:53 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAAA!!! So no hair, then?
Thanks for chiming in on the subject. Man, I am really sorry to have missed THAT conference! Sounds like a hoot!
HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote:
Came in on this conversation a little late, but what the hell.
NO to the God Damn Tupperware container and NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE IT BACK WHEN I AM DONE WITH IT!!! A CLEAN, laboratory provided specimen container PLEASE!! FFS, I once got a turd in a velvet ring box!! I guess we know what she thought of the ring!
Usually, the patient with an extreme case of Clostridium difficile will find their own donor, but I suppose if we are talking about research cases, then perhaps. The new treatment when all else fails, is to do a fecal transplant so that the donor stools bacteria will take over and the C. difficile will be crowded out. Ask your mom, they had a presentation on it a couple years ago at the ASCLS-Michigan meeting that I went to. Quite a NASTY little bug it is!!
guidogodoy wrote:
Poop? I can sell my poop? While might be a slight to the band, I produce a lot of it as I am sure many fans doi as well. HAAA!!!
Details, woman, details! Shall I collect petri dishes or is Tupperware or even Ziplock baggies good enough? I would be more than happy to send it ot Jayne!!!!! She really deserves some shit! Curbishley as well.
Mis-handled the greatest band in the world, IMO. I know I speak for many. (ps ed. The band has remained strong despite of it!!!).
Edited at: Sunday, March 22, 2015 9:09:13 PM
Edited at: Wednesday, March 25, 2015 8:46:41 PM
[guidogodoy] Wednesday, March 25, 2015 8:19:53 PM
HAAAAA!!! So no hair, then?
Thanks for chiming in on the subject. Man, I am really sorry to have missed THAT conference! Sounds like a hoot!
Came in on this conversation a little late, but what the hell.
NO to the God Damn Tupperware container and NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE IT BACK WHEN I AM DONE WITH IT!!! A CLEAN, laboratory provided specimen container PLEASE!! FFS, I once got a turd in a velvet ring box!! I guess we know what she thought of the ring!
Usually, the patient with an extreme case of Clostridium difficile will find their own donor, but I suppose if we are talking about research cases, then perhaps. The new treatment when all else fails, is to do a fecal transplant so that the donor stools bacteria will take over and the C. difficile will be crowded out. Ask your mom, they had a presentation on it a couple years ago at the ASCLS-Michigan meeting that I went to. Quite a NASTY little bug it is!!
guidogodoy wrote:
Poop? I can sell my poop? While might be a slight to the band, I produce a lot of it as I am sure many fans doi as well. HAAA!!!
Details, woman, details! Shall I collect petri dishes or is Tupperware or even Ziplock baggies good enough? I would be more than happy to send it ot Jayne!!!!! She really deserves some shit! Curbishley as well.
Mis-handled the greatest band in the world, IMO. I know I speak for many. (ps ed. The band has remained strong despite of it!!!).
Edited at: Sunday, March 22, 2015 9:09:13 PM
[HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS] Wednesday, March 25, 2015 11:58:46 AM
Came in on this conversation a little late, but what the hell.
NO to the God Damn Tupperware container and NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE IT BACK WHEN I AM DONE WITH IT!!! A CLEAN, laboratory provided specimen container PLEASE!! FFS, I once got a turd in a velvet ring box!! I guess we know what she thought of the ring!
Usually, the patient with an extreme case of Clostridium difficile will find their own donor, but I suppose if we are talking about research cases, then perhaps. The new treatment when all else fails, is to do a fecal transplant so that the donor stools bacteria will take over and the C. difficile will be crowded out. Ask your mom, they had a presentation on it a couple years ago at the ASCLS-Michigan meeting that I went to. Quite a NASTY little bug it is!!
Poop? I can sell my poop? While might be a slight to the band, I produce a lot of it as I am sure many fans doi as well. HAAA!!!
Details, woman, details! Shall I collect petri dishes or is Tupperware or even Ziplock baggies good enough? I would be more than happy to send it ot Jayne!!!!! She really deserves some shit! Curbishley as well.
Mis-handled the greatest band in the world, IMO. I know I speak for many. (ps ed. The band has remained strong despite of it!!!).
Of course, what you decide to do with YOUR poop (and who you want to send it to) is your business (heh).
guidogodoy wrote:
Poop? I can sell my poop? While might be a slight to the band, I produce a lot of it as I am sure many fans doi as well. HAAA!!!
Details, woman, details! Shall I collect petri dishes or is Tupperware or even Ziplock baggies good enough? I would be more than happy to send it ot Jayne!!!!! She really deserves some shit! Curbishley as well.
Mis-handled the greatest band in the world, IMO. I know I speak for many. (ps ed. The band has remained strong despite of it!!!).
Edited at: Sunday, March 22, 2015 9:09:13 PM
[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, March 24, 2015 1:12:47 AM
Well, I'm not "most people". I'll KNOW where that box of poop came from! And will prolly "Return to Sender" that thing.
Hey, HB. Them nutbars also want you to be extremely healthy. No Coke for you, in other words.
Of course, what you decide to do with YOUR poop (and who you want to send it to) is your business (heh).
guidogodoy wrote:
Poop? I can sell my poop? While might be a slight to the band, I produce a lot of it as I am sure many fans doi as well. HAAA!!!
Details, woman, details! Shall I collect petri dishes or is Tupperware or even Ziplock baggies good enough? I would be more than happy to send it ot Jayne!!!!! She really deserves some shit! Curbishley as well.
Mis-handled the greatest band in the world, IMO. I know I speak for many. (ps ed. The band has remained strong despite of it!!!).
Edited at: Sunday, March 22, 2015 9:09:13 PM
[guidogodoy] Monday, March 23, 2015 9:25:14 PM
HAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Most people would say that if they saw a Fed Ex box of poop that they would call the FBI (hair or not)!!!
Of course, what you decide to do with YOUR poop (and who you want to send it to) is your business (heh).
guidogodoy wrote:
Poop? I can sell my poop? While might be a slight to the band, I produce a lot of it as I am sure many fans doi as well. HAAA!!!
Details, woman, details! Shall I collect petri dishes or is Tupperware or even Ziplock baggies good enough? I would be more than happy to send it ot Jayne!!!!! She really deserves some shit! Curbishley as well.
Mis-handled the greatest band in the world, IMO. I know I speak for many. (ps ed. The band has remained strong despite of it!!!).
Edited at: Sunday, March 22, 2015 9:09:13 PM
[Head banger] Monday, March 23, 2015 8:14:32 AM
What? now the poo that these nutbars collect needs to be hair free? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Monday, March 23, 2015 7:19:01 AM)
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Hell no!!!
FedEx is gonna throw your box everywhere. If I see hair touching poop it's going to the garbage.
guidogodoy wrote:
I'm just sending all my crap to you. Hair too. Figure out what to do with it. Fed Ex, of coursel LOL.
Of course, what you decide to do with YOUR poop (and who you want to send it to) is your business (heh).
guidogodoy wrote:
Poop? I can sell my poop? While might be a slight to the band, I produce a lot of it as I am sure many fans doi as well. HAAA!!!
Details, woman, details! Shall I collect petri dishes or is Tupperware or even Ziplock baggies good enough? I would be more than happy to send it ot Jayne!!!!! She really deserves some shit! Curbishley as well.
Mis-handled the greatest band in the world, IMO. I know I speak for many. (ps ed. The band has remained strong despite of it!!!).
Edited at: Sunday, March 22, 2015 9:09:13 PM
[Vaillant 3.0] Monday, March 23, 2015 7:19:01 AM
Hell no!!!
FedEx is gonna throw your box everywhere. If I see hair touching poop it's going to the garbage.
Of course, what you decide to do with YOUR poop (and who you want to send it to) is your business (heh).
guidogodoy wrote:
Poop? I can sell my poop? While might be a slight to the band, I produce a lot of it as I am sure many fans doi as well. HAAA!!!
Details, woman, details! Shall I collect petri dishes or is Tupperware or even Ziplock baggies good enough? I would be more than happy to send it ot Jayne!!!!! She really deserves some shit! Curbishley as well.
Mis-handled the greatest band in the world, IMO. I know I speak for many. (ps ed. The band has remained strong despite of it!!!).
Edited at: Sunday, March 22, 2015 9:09:13 PM
[guidogodoy] Monday, March 23, 2015 3:00:46 AM
I'm just sending all my crap to you. Hair too. Figure out what to do with it. Fed Ex, of coursel LOL.
Of course, what you decide to do with YOUR poop (and who you want to send it to) is your business (heh).
guidogodoy wrote:
Poop? I can sell my poop? While might be a slight to the band, I produce a lot of it as I am sure many fans doi as well. HAAA!!!
Details, woman, details! Shall I collect petri dishes or is Tupperware or even Ziplock baggies good enough? I would be more than happy to send it ot Jayne!!!!! She really deserves some shit! Curbishley as well.
Mis-handled the greatest band in the world, IMO. I know I speak for many. (ps ed. The band has remained strong despite of it!!!).
Poop? I can sell my poop? While might be a slight to the band, I produce a lot of it as I am sure many fans doi as well. HAAA!!!
Details, woman, details! Shall I collect petri dishes or is Tupperware or even Ziplock baggies good enough? I would be more than happy to send it ot Jayne!!!!! She really deserves some shit! Curbishley as well.
Mis-handled the greatest band in the world, IMO. I know I speak for many. (ps ed. The band has remained strong despite of it!!!).
Edited at: Sunday, March 22, 2015 9:09:13 PM
[guidogodoy] Sunday, March 22, 2015 9:06:53 PM
Poop? I can sell my poop? While might be a slight to the band, I produce a lot of it as I am sure many fans doi as well. HAAA!!!
Details, woman, details! Shall I collect petri dishes or is Tupperware or even Ziplock baggies good enough? I would be more than happy to send it ot Jayne!!!!! She really deserves some shit! Curbishley as well.
Mis-handled the greatest band in the world, IMO. I know I speak for many. (ps ed. The band has remained strong despite of it!!!).
Edited at: Sunday, March 22, 2015 9:09:13 PM
[Vaillant 3.0] Sunday, March 22, 2015 5:43:19 PM
I think you can donate your stool, too. Or sell it to hospitals. Lots of patients in need of stools with good, healthy bacteria in order to recover from intestinal issues, or something like that.
Or how about we just disguise you as a dying hospital patient, take a pic of you and post it on the Internets, saying how you're such a huge fan of JP and how you wish to see them play live one last time, and HOPE that one of the band members takes pity and says "Yes" to a gig in your backyard?
If not, then...I can make baked goods and sell 'em. Pretend to use a weird fair-trade ingredient to attract the rich foodie snobs...
TRIBUTE band?!? No way! I say a "gymnatorium" or my backyard and we try for the real thing. Might have to sacrifice another body part of yours (hmmm...what else can you donate..heart? No, prolly need that...liver? Doubt you could live long without one. Tonsil transplant?). HEY, hair!!! I have a ton of it right now!!! Wonder how many wigs I would need. Of course, we'd have a bald crowd (you too, of course) but I'd do it!!
Oh yes, and I can sell a bunch of phones, ski goggles and computer parts!
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Suuuure!
Just as long as everyone agrees to go halfsies on renting out a dance hall (with open bar, of course), and getting the food and the entertainment for the night: a Judas Priest tribute band!
May still have to sell one of my kidneys, but it's doable. Whaddya think?
guidogodoy wrote:
Oh, be serious.....you can't sell BOTH kidneys (and still live). Just one and perhaps a cornea.
You know that is one of my favorite tunes. Ok, private party for me and a few hundred great JP fans. Howse 'bout that deal?
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Nope, sorry. Don't feel like selling my kidneys for that just yet.
guidogodoy wrote:
GAAAAAAAHHHHHH! That kinda rubs me wrong. KK trademark even more than Jawbreaker.
I'ld like to hear it in private. Can you arrange it?
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Listening to Sinner now. KK's on fire in this one!!!
I'll have to admit, though, I'd love to see/hear what Richie can do with this song if they were to play it live.
[guidogodoy] Sunday, March 22, 2015 4:36:17 PM
TRIBUTE band?!? No way! I say a "gymnatorium" or my backyard and we try for the real thing. Might have to sacrifice another body part of yours (hmmm...what else can you donate..heart? No, prolly need that...liver? Doubt you could live long without one. Tonsil transplant?). HEY, hair!!! I have a ton of it right now!!! Wonder how many wigs I would need. Of course, we'd have a bald crowd (you too, of course) but I'd do it!!
Oh yes, and I can sell a bunch of phones, ski goggles and computer parts!
Just as long as everyone agrees to go halfsies on renting out a dance hall (with open bar, of course), and getting the food and the entertainment for the night: a Judas Priest tribute band!
May still have to sell one of my kidneys, but it's doable. Whaddya think?
guidogodoy wrote:
Oh, be serious.....you can't sell BOTH kidneys (and still live). Just one and perhaps a cornea.
You know that is one of my favorite tunes. Ok, private party for me and a few hundred great JP fans. Howse 'bout that deal?
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Nope, sorry. Don't feel like selling my kidneys for that just yet.
guidogodoy wrote:
GAAAAAAAHHHHHH! That kinda rubs me wrong. KK trademark even more than Jawbreaker.
I'ld like to hear it in private. Can you arrange it?
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Listening to Sinner now. KK's on fire in this one!!!
I'll have to admit, though, I'd love to see/hear what Richie can do with this song if they were to play it live.
[Vaillant 3.0] Sunday, March 22, 2015 3:52:14 PM
Suuuure!
Just as long as everyone agrees to go halfsies on renting out a dance hall (with open bar, of course), and getting the food and the entertainment for the night: a Judas Priest tribute band!
May still have to sell one of my kidneys, but it's doable. Whaddya think?
we don't know how long he's got left but every day will be like Christmas from now on! He has also lost 6kg without a massive change in diet or rigorous exercise, couple with the cancer being quite aggressive (from what the vet said) we don't expect he'll be with us for much longer. He has been the best dog. Cancer is a bastard!!!!!!!!!!! I bawled for ages after finding out.
Did she tell you any exploding poop stories??!! Now that's when the shit really flies! 
