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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:47:35 PM 
NOT to me! LOL
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:46:11 PM)
[Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:46:11 PM 
seriously, if your sex life is so messed up a lightbulb looks atractive.... 
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:44:50 PM 
Oh, no way and breakables are comming near me! LOL But seriously, who did he think he would fool with that story!?
I'll leave the experimentation up to you and your fart lighting friend! LOL

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Necroticist from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:41:32 PM)
[Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:44:31 PM 
you can get heated parking pads.  just extend it.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, August 31, 2009 6:15:35 PM)
[Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:44:08 PM 
shower is a good place to wash your runners also.  multitasking.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, August 31, 2009 7:44:54 PM)
[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:41:32 PM 
Oh c'mon.....tell me u don't experiment....NOT with light-bulbs obviously....lol  (this is where i stfu  BTW)
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:28:57 PM 
When will people ever learn certain things are not good for you! LOL
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:28:05 PM 
OH, I'm sorry but how do you put a lightbulb down there accidentally! I just happening to be standing near a pack of lightbulbs, lost my balance and coincidentally was not wearing any clothes and Viola! Bulb just ended up there! LMAO!!!
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[momo] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:24:58 PM 
Ouch!
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:24:25 PM 
Bahahahaha! LOL what the fuck! haha.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Necroticist from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:23:32 PM)
[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:23:32 PM 
I remember a dude being admitted cos he had a vacuum/hoover attached to his dick....
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:22:15 PM 
LMFAO Spa! Now that would be hilarious!
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[momo] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:21:17 PM 
When I worked at the hospital some one went into surgery to have a light bulb removed from his rectum, one of the long ones, said he sat on it accidentally. BTW it was Valentines Day
[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:18:56 PM 
U want embarrassing ER? Mate Charlie tried to light a fart as part of a drunken evening, it kinda went wrong and Derek drove him to the casualty department - Charlie had his ass out the window, they passed a police car - poor buggers didn't know what to do...i mean - how do u write THAT up??  lol.
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:17:20 PM 
I've heard some pretty funny ones myself! My best friend's mom was a late night ER nurse!  How embarassing  to be the fool who passed out at a club, back in the days of disco, and have the ER people  cut away the pants to discover a cucumber taped to his leg! HA!! 
Of cours that was the eighties and tatoos were not something most people got, but her motto back then was more than 4 tatoos and your a loser! Once again, preface that remark with the time! It's a bit different now as so many people have body art.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:11:53 PM)
[.] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:16:53 PM 
Hello everyone. How is everybody this fine afternoon/evening/night/early morning/lunch time?
[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:11:53 PM 
Funny thing is...I bet it has happened! Oh the stories I'm sure they could tell at the emergency room here.
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:07:54 PM 

Yeh, you could, but what if they get to looking around or there is actually a fork, stuck in your body, and they go to investigate? 
LMAO!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:02:45 PM)
Edited at: Monday, August 31, 2009 8:11:33 PM
[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:02:45 PM 
You assume I have a phone in my shower, don't you?

Why, if I could make it to the phone, I could move to another room, right? See? I've got it all planned out...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, August 31, 2009 7:57:31 PM)
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:57:31 PM 
Imagine how embarassing that would be when you slipped on a plate, and had to call an ambulance because you injured yourself taking a shower with your dishes! You'd be the laughing stock of the the ER!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, August 31, 2009 7:44:54 PM)
[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:44:54 PM 
I find that if you just put dirty dishes in the shower, you can kill two birds with one stone.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Becks from Monday, August 31, 2009 7:43:21 PM)
[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:43:21 PM 
LMAO Ron! Oh yes poor little Craig still has to do the dishes. Most of the time anyways hehe
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[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:10:42 PM 
<----waits to be killed...
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