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[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:35:49 PM 
Eh...only an idea...

You know what's a hot item in touristy beaches? Chiclets!!



Hi, Spapad!! Hi, Becks!!
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[guidogodoy] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:30:23 PM 
Oh I MUST get a guitar like that one!!!
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[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:29:27 PM 
Hello everyone! Home from work, still got more chores to do. Stupid dishes, LOL! I'm in a generous mood considering it's not usually my thing to do haha.
[guidogodoy] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:29:21 PM 
Now just how the hell would I get to the rich neighborhood? Ride a bike? That sounds like work to me! Plus, I'd have to move as everyone knows everyone around here (oddly enough, I've noticed a lot of people have the same last name in small town, USA. Hmmmmm.....).

I'm thinking of taking classes on how to make jewelry out of coconuts and moving to some touristy beach town out of the USA.
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[spapad] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:26:52 PM 

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[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:22:40 PM 
What? No free dudes?? Damn!!! Oh, well...back to fishing.

As for your rant...why not pose as a homeless guy in a rich neighborhood? You'll start off small, but at least you'll get some spare change...?
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[guidogodoy] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:17:01 PM 
See? I told you the party would start! HAAAA!!!

And, no...no free dudes. Not fair as you are jumping my rant (and song).
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[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:11:32 PM 
...

Because you're not selling yourself?

...and instead of a free chick, can I get a free dude? Heheh...preferably one named Glenn Raymond Tipton?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:03:42 PM)
[guidogodoy] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:03:42 PM 
Why it's because I haven't shown up yet! Now the party gets started.

Yawn....actually, pretty beat myself! LOL! Curse this thing called "work." Why can't someone just GIVE me money?
(ok, now someone chime in "and the chicks for free!)
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[spapad] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 7:59:31 PM 
Is this place a morgue tonight or what?



Cant wait to see your new art adventures Becks!


[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 7:13:59 PM 
Yep I remember Spa
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[spapad] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 6:54:48 PM 
Remember the certain artist's sketchbooks I told you about, if your going to go to doing whole bodies, there are fine displays of porportioning and forshortening it them.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Becks from Tuesday, September 01, 2009 5:09:28 PM)
[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 5:09:28 PM 
LOL yeah Robs clothes will prove difficult I reckon. Scott certainly does have great body definition, he's well ripped LOL!
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[.] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 5:06:38 PM 
Scott Travis has great body definition. He doesn't have an ounce of fat and he's quite the anatomy lesson. It' rather difficult to do it IMO and while Halford is an icon, he's tough to do because of his studded clothes. I haven't done KK and Downing yet. I sense the difficulty there will be the guitars and I guess I'll use a grid to get the proportions right, though it's the lazy way.
[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:50:41 PM 
I want to draw some action shots of the boys, as well as a group picture. I'll get around to that at some point LOL!
I found it hard to get started too, cos like you, I hadn't drawn in ages. But once I got in to it it was fine LOL.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Where AmI from Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:48:19 PM)
[.] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:48:19 PM 

What is your next art project? 
Last night I tried to sketch Rob Halford and I found it hard to get started, since it's been years I've done anything.

[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:45:22 PM 
LOL I know the feeling. I should be doing chores but am having difficulty getting off my butt to do them lol. Also considering my next art project LOL!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Where AmI from Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:44:16 PM)
[.] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:44:16 PM 
Doing good. Or shall I say...doing nothing at all
[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:26:37 PM 
Hiya Where AmI how are you today?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Where AmI from Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:23:06 PM)
[.] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:23:06 PM 
Good morning/afternoon/evening/night to everyone.
[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:55:03 PM 
Morning everyone! A pretty nice day here. Hope you are all well!
[Bev] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 8:41:33 AM 

Looks like it was quite a nite here ... farts, and bulbs, and butts ... oh my!!!     

It is the first day of September, isn't it?!  'Tis the month of Travis   the God of Thunder!

Good morning to all here at JP.com   

[ron h] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:26:19 AM 
Morning Blah!!



Oh, and Happy September 1st!!!!!!
Edited at: Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:38:01 AM
[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 9:43:56 PM 
Hey, who doesn't like stories involving vacuum cleaners, butts out of windows, lightbulbs and private parts. HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 9:43:34 PM 
Now that is going to cost too much money! I'm poor! Got to do things on the cheap! LOL
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 9:37:51 PM 
HA!! you perve! LMAO!
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[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 9:36:24 PM 
HAAAAAA!!! Oh, gawd. THIS is the convo that I like to return to find.
[Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:56:01 PM 
yeah.  quite sad.  could be fatal.  but.. it happens.
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:55:45 PM 
Ya know, I meant to say that does not sound sexy to me! But when I reread it, ............well, I think I messed up! LOL 
For the record! Not liking anything like that on any level! LOL

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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:49:38 PM 
Blegh, LOL! Oooh imagine the pain if it broke.............ewwww, and ouch, LMAO!
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:47:35 PM 
NOT to me! LOL
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[Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:46:11 PM 
seriously, if your sex life is so messed up a lightbulb looks atractive.... 
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:44:50 PM 
Oh, no way and breakables are comming near me! LOL But seriously, who did he think he would fool with that story!?
I'll leave the experimentation up to you and your fart lighting friend! LOL

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[Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:44:31 PM 
you can get heated parking pads.  just extend it.
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[Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:44:08 PM 
shower is a good place to wash your runners also.  multitasking.
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[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:41:32 PM 
Oh c'mon.....tell me u don't experiment....NOT with light-bulbs obviously....lol  (this is where i stfu  BTW)
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:28:57 PM 
When will people ever learn certain things are not good for you! LOL
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:28:05 PM 
OH, I'm sorry but how do you put a lightbulb down there accidentally! I just happening to be standing near a pack of lightbulbs, lost my balance and coincidentally was not wearing any clothes and Viola! Bulb just ended up there! LMAO!!!
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[momo] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:24:58 PM 
Ouch!
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:24:25 PM 
Bahahahaha! LOL what the fuck! haha.
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[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:23:32 PM 
I remember a dude being admitted cos he had a vacuum/hoover attached to his dick....
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:22:15 PM 
LMFAO Spa! Now that would be hilarious!
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[momo] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:21:17 PM 
When I worked at the hospital some one went into surgery to have a light bulb removed from his rectum, one of the long ones, said he sat on it accidentally. BTW it was Valentines Day
[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:18:56 PM 
U want embarrassing ER? Mate Charlie tried to light a fart as part of a drunken evening, it kinda went wrong and Derek drove him to the casualty department - Charlie had his ass out the window, they passed a police car - poor buggers didn't know what to do...i mean - how do u write THAT up??  lol.
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:17:20 PM 
I've heard some pretty funny ones myself! My best friend's mom was a late night ER nurse!  How embarassing  to be the fool who passed out at a club, back in the days of disco, and have the ER people  cut away the pants to discover a cucumber taped to his leg! HA!! 
Of cours that was the eighties and tatoos were not something most people got, but her motto back then was more than 4 tatoos and your a loser! Once again, preface that remark with the time! It's a bit different now as so many people have body art.

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[.] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:16:53 PM 
Hello everyone. How is everybody this fine afternoon/evening/night/early morning/lunch time?
[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:11:53 PM 
Funny thing is...I bet it has happened! Oh the stories I'm sure they could tell at the emergency room here.
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