This is stupid but I'm going to tell it anyway. I just started laughing today for no real reason except I remembered something from years ago. My art teacher had a personalized license plate. The plate said her initials. D.A.F. and then a space and to end it ART so when you were the casual glancer at the plate it said. DAF ART. Now, if you don't see the fail in that plate, your mind just aint sick enough. Edited at: Monday, June 21, 2010 6:35:14 PM
[spapad] Monday, June 21, 2010 6:33:50 PM
This is stupid but I'm going to tell it anyway. I just started laughing today for no real reason except I remembered something from years ago. My art teacher had a personalized license plate. The plate said her initials. D.A.F. and then a space and to end it ART so when you were the casual glancer at the plate it said. DAF ART. Now, if you don't see the fail in that plate, your mind just aint sick enough. Edited at: Monday, June 21, 2010 6:35:14 PM
[hellrider 31038] Monday, June 21, 2010 4:41:04 PM
MELTDOWN
HEY K2M ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEW PRIEST ALBUM
THE ULTIMATE PRIEST HEAVY METAL MONSTER
THE ULTIMATE RUSH OF METAL POWER
just to let you know if you have been told not to respond to my post you can send me a pm [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by K2M from Monday, June 21, 2010 10:56:11 AM)
K2M wrote:
METAL !!!!
Edited at: Monday, June 21, 2010 4:43:00 PM
[hellrider 31038] Monday, June 21, 2010 4:39:57 PM
We went to Sevierville, TN to visit my mother and since it's right next door to Dolly Wood and about a million other things to do, the only limit to how much we did was my money. LOL Flora made sure I came home broke. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Sunday, June 20, 2010 7:54:04 PM)
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Happy Father's Day to all the daddies on the Noticeboard!!
Hey Spa! I'm curious, too. Where did you go on that vacation of yours?
[guidogodoy] Monday, June 21, 2010 1:19:56 PM
Take it easy, DF. Go watch some foooootball! Spain is beating up on Honduras! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Monday, June 21, 2010 1:12:19 PM)
Deep Freeze wrote:
Ah!! The Monday after!! STILL sore and tired but, what the heck?!?!? HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! GREAT to see THE Commander, JD Diamond back with us! Always on the right track with his "pearls of wisdom"...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAA!!!!
Very quiet today. The Princess is out of town and I am doing as little as one possibly can do. In fact, typing on this diabolical machine is TOO HARD so I will take my leave. Keep fighting the good fight, gang!!! MOST of you are doing it right.
[Deep Freeze] Monday, June 21, 2010 1:12:19 PM
Ah!! The Monday after!! STILL sore and tired but, what the heck?!?!? HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! GREAT to see THE Commander, JD Diamond back with us! Always on the right track with his "pearls of wisdom"...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAA!!!!
Very quiet today. The Princess is out of town and I am doing as little as one possibly can do. In fact, typing on this diabolical machine is TOO HARD so I will take my leave. Keep fighting the good fight, gang!!! MOST of you are doing it right.
[K2M] Monday, June 21, 2010 10:56:11 AM
METAL !!!!
[Vaillant 3.0] Sunday, June 20, 2010 7:54:04 PM
Happy Father's Day to all the daddies on the Noticeboard!!
Hey Spa! I'm curious, too. Where did you go on that vacation of yours?
[guidogodoy] Sunday, June 20, 2010 12:09:20 PM
Thanks, Ozzy. "I LOVE YOU ALL" too. Heh... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:28:27 AM)
Deep Freeze wrote:
A VERY Happy Father's Day to those among us! Great day to do absolutely nothing. In short, be ME for a day....HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT show yesterday!! The biker event was incredible. I am working on THREE hours sleep here so I will get back to being the zombie I feel like. Much love to you all!
[ron h] Sunday, June 20, 2010 11:33:37 AM
Take it easy Freeze!! As usual, you nailed Father's Day!! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:28:27 AM)
Deep Freeze wrote:
A VERY Happy Father's Day to those among us! Great day to do absolutely nothing. In short, be ME for a day....HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT show yesterday!! The biker event was incredible. I am working on THREE hours sleep here so I will get back to being the zombie I feel like. Much love to you all!
[Deep Freeze] Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:28:27 AM
A VERY Happy Father's Day to those among us! Great day to do absolutely nothing. In short, be ME for a day....HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT show yesterday!! The biker event was incredible. I am working on THREE hours sleep here so I will get back to being the zombie I feel like. Much love to you all!
[Becks] Sunday, June 20, 2010 8:17:57 AM
Happy Fathers Day Ron and all the dads here! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by ron h from Sunday, June 20, 2010 4:54:15 AM)
ron h wrote:
Good morning fellow Metalheads
Just wanted to take a time out for a sec to wish all my amigos a very Happy Fathers Day today!! Enjoy!!
Just wanted to take a time out for a sec to wish all my amigos a very Happy Fathers Day today!! Enjoy!!
[ron h] Sunday, June 20, 2010 4:54:15 AM
Good morning fellow Metalheads
Just wanted to take a time out for a sec to wish all my amigos a very Happy Fathers Day today!! Enjoy!!
[Maple Syrup] Sunday, June 20, 2010 12:12:35 AM
[spapad] Saturday, June 19, 2010 11:55:35 AM
I know she was thinking of cut out sugar cookies but I just got this mental image of a bark cookie on the plate with a carrot for the reindeer. If it was they guy from the Grapenuts commercials it would be ok! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Saturday, June 19, 2010 11:50:59 AM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Makes sense. Hemock tree cookies. Kill him, steal his presents....
spapad wrote:
Was watching Flora play "Family Fued" today. In the speed round she got a question "Name a cookie you would leave for Santa" I said Chocolate chip, but too late she typed in "tree" .
[guidogodoy] Saturday, June 19, 2010 11:50:59 AM
Makes sense. Hemock tree cookies. Kill him, steal his presents.... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, June 19, 2010 11:46:56 AM)
spapad wrote:
Was watching Flora play "Family Fued" today. In the speed round she got a question "Name a cookie you would leave for Santa" I said Chocolate chip, but too late she typed in "tree" .
[spapad] Saturday, June 19, 2010 11:46:56 AM
Was watching Flora play "Family Fued" today. In the speed round she got a question "Name a cookie you would leave for Santa" I said Chocolate chip, but too late she typed in "tree" .
[_strat_] Friday, June 18, 2010 3:09:10 PM
Ok, quick English language lesson: is it yellowor yellov ?
[LORD of TEXAS] Friday, June 18, 2010 2:30:11 PM
[guidogodoy] Friday, June 18, 2010 12:10:27 PM
HAAA!! I have no problem with "the G-word" at all.
Then again, I am not Italian and the only time I have every been to N.Jersey is passing through its airport.
First I must join Guido in celebrating a Blackhawks victory for the Stanley Cup!! WOOHOO!! More than 2,000,000 fans showed up for the parade on Friday...no, I had to work but I am soooo happy none the less the way my Cubbies are looking, it's all I'm gonna have to cheer about 'til football season.
Not to say I'm not happy that team USA didn't lose in SA yesterday, but c'mon, we tied because EUR goalie fumbled the ball!!
A little news for my friends here, a week from Friday I'm flying one last time down to see Bev, and we're driving back...to stay!! We're giving it a shot folks. We met here at JP.com in December '08, and we're now gonna try to make a go of it!!
As you can imagine, things are / have been a bit stressful trying to tend to all the details, and a few are still not totally dealt with...but if we all waited for the perfect moment, we'd get nothing done lol Wish us luck friends!
[Deep Freeze] Thursday, June 17, 2010 10:45:21 AM
I could not have said it better, Jerz . Carlin was and will always be one of my "heroes". A great man with a unique perspective. Intelligent beyond mere words and , oh SO right on! Just a great, great comedian and philospher. I miss him.
Anyone remember his "Hair" poem?? To this day I can recite it all!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by jerZgirl from Wednesday, June 16, 2010 5:40:22 PM)
jerZgirl wrote:
RIP George...
He was the best.
spapad wrote:
If its not on this list...............Its fine!
Head banger wrote:
neither. it wasnt quite phrased that way of course but thats the essence. I only swore twice today though, once was damn which hardly counts.
spapad wrote:
HB, which part of the apraisal did you thank them for; knowing your shit or the swearing too much? Tell them you'll be pleased when they write "Has brought swearing in the workplace into an absolute artform " under extra comments.
Necro, I'm with Becks, that was way out of left field, but I'm pretty sure your right about the digbat that did it. (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:03:11 PM)
Head banger wrote:
So... I had my performance apraisal today, and apparently I know my shit and swear to much. there is a shock. HA!
Edited at: Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:44:11 PM
[Necroticist] Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:15:45 AM
Ya - i coulda worded that a bit better - blame the meds and the fact i didnae want her ladyship to worry about it. (She's in for a minor op soon and hates the darn place as much as i do). So yeah - i'm here and on MSN - anyone hears frae another source...it ain't me. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:42:16 PM)
spapad wrote:
HB, which part of the apraisal did you thank them for; knowing your shit or the swearing too much? Tell them you'll be pleased when they write "Has brought swearing in the workplace into an absolute artform " under extra comments.
Necro, I'm with Becks, that was way out of left field, but I'm pretty sure your right about the digbat that did it. (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:03:11 PM)
Head banger wrote:
So... I had my performance apraisal today, and apparently I know my shit and swear to much. there is a shock. HA!
neither. it wasnt quite phrased that way of course but thats the essence. I only swore twice today though, once was damn which hardly counts.
spapad wrote:
HB, which part of the apraisal did you thank them for; knowing your shit or the swearing too much? Tell them you'll be pleased when they write "Has brought swearing in the workplace into an absolute artform " under extra comments.
Necro, I'm with Becks, that was way out of left field, but I'm pretty sure your right about the digbat that did it. (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:03:11 PM)
Head banger wrote:
So... I had my performance apraisal today, and apparently I know my shit and swear to much. there is a shock. HA!
neither. it wasnt quite phrased that way of course but thats the essence. I only swore twice today though, once was damn which hardly counts.
spapad wrote:
HB, which part of the apraisal did you thank them for; knowing your shit or the swearing too much? Tell them you'll be pleased when they write "Has brought swearing in the workplace into an absolute artform " under extra comments.
Necro, I'm with Becks, that was way out of left field, but I'm pretty sure your right about the digbat that did it. (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:03:11 PM)
Head banger wrote:
So... I had my performance apraisal today, and apparently I know my shit and swear to much. there is a shock. HA!
Edited at: Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:44:11 PM
[spapad] Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:49:13 PM
You can say Damn on prime time TV now. So what was the second one? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Head banger from Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:46:51 PM)
Head banger wrote:
neither. it wasnt quite phrased that way of course but thats the essence. I only swore twice today though, once was damn which hardly counts.
spapad wrote:
HB, which part of the apraisal did you thank them for; knowing your shit or the swearing too much? Tell them you'll be pleased when they write "Has brought swearing in the workplace into an absolute artform " under extra comments.
Necro, I'm with Becks, that was way out of left field, but I'm pretty sure your right about the digbat that did it. (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:03:11 PM)
Head banger wrote:
So... I had my performance apraisal today, and apparently I know my shit and swear to much. there is a shock. HA!
Edited at: Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:44:11 PM
[Head banger] Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:46:51 PM
neither. it wasnt quite phrased that way of course but thats the essence. I only swore twice today though, once was damn which hardly counts. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:42:16 PM)
spapad wrote:
HB, which part of the apraisal did you thank them for; knowing your shit or the swearing too much? Tell them you'll be pleased when they write "Has brought swearing in the workplace into an absolute artform " under extra comments.
Necro, I'm with Becks, that was way out of left field, but I'm pretty sure your right about the digbat that did it. (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:03:11 PM)
Head banger wrote:
So... I had my performance apraisal today, and apparently I know my shit and swear to much. there is a shock. HA!
Edited at: Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:44:11 PM
[spapad] Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:42:16 PM
HB, which part of the apraisal did you thank them for; knowing your shit or the swearing too much? Tell them you'll be pleased when they write "Has brought swearing in the workplace into an absolute artform " under extra comments.
Necro, I'm with Becks, that was way out of left field, but I'm pretty sure your right about the digbat that did it. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:03:11 PM)
Head banger wrote:
So... I had my performance apraisal today, and apparently I know my shit and swear to much. there is a shock. HA!
Edited at: Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:44:11 PM
[guitardude] Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:27:34 PM
I guess this means I`m losing a fellow Texan
Bev`s a great lady, I wish you both the best.
First I must join Guido in celebrating a Blackhawks victory for the Stanley Cup!! WOOHOO!! More than 2,000,000 fans showed up for the parade on Friday...no, I had to work but I am soooo happy none the less the way my Cubbies are looking, it's all I'm gonna have to cheer about 'til football season.
Not to say I'm not happy that team USA didn't lose in SA yesterday, but c'mon, we tied because EUR goalie fumbled the ball!!
A little news for my friends here, a week from Friday I'm flying one last time down to see Bev, and we're driving back...to stay!! We're giving it a shot folks. We met here at JP.com in December '08, and we're now gonna try to make a go of it!!
As you can imagine, things are / have been a bit stressful trying to tend to all the details, and a few are still not totally dealt with...but if we all waited for the perfect moment, we'd get nothing done lol Wish us luck friends!
[Becks] Wednesday, June 16, 2010 11:55:23 AM
LOL Necro that's very random. You're probably right in your assumption of who set it up too [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Necroticist from Wednesday, June 16, 2010 6:31:23 AM)
Necroticist wrote:
Right, was gonna ignore this but is easier to make it public so to avoid confusion. I have NOT signed onto any Microsoft chat/dating/message w/e service - so if anyone got any invite or anything it's NOT from me (as those who know me will tell by the real name). Daily i get these stupid invites from equally stupid women via an account that has been set up using my e-mail, quite possibly by a crazy 'lady' we all know and hate. If i wanted to talk away from the boards there's easier and far more pleasant ways of doing so. (As some of you know). Anyway - is off ma chest now...TY.
[Necroticist] Wednesday, June 16, 2010 6:31:23 AM
Right, was gonna ignore this but is easier to make it public so to avoid confusion. I have NOT signed onto any Microsoft chat/dating/message w/e service - so if anyone got any invite or anything it's NOT from me (as those who know me will tell by the real name). Daily i get these stupid invites from equally stupid women via an account that has been set up using my e-mail, quite possibly by a crazy 'lady' we all know and hate. If i wanted to talk away from the boards there's easier and far more pleasant ways of doing so. (As some of you know). Anyway - is off ma chest now...TY.
[Head banger] Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:03:11 PM
So... I had my performance apraisal today, and apparently I know my shit and swear to much. there is a shock. HA!
[spapad] Tuesday, June 15, 2010 4:02:58 PM
Oopsy, Meant to hit cancel, not post. I really have nothing to say but ask, are those fries made with real fresh cut potatoes and served with malt vinegar? Those are the best fries I've ever eaten. Now, you see why I meant to hit cancel.
Ha! I'VE eaten there many a time! Al's is great! Been to the downtown locale plus one in Evanston and one in Tinley Park. GREAT fries too.
Didn't see the show but I give it my two personal thumbs up!
METALMANJP wrote:
WOW ! Thats great, Good Luck to both of you. Off the subject, have you ever ate at Al's Italian Beef ? It was on Man vs Food and I'm tellin ya I am seriously thinking about going there. They have some Kick ASS roast beef sandwhiches there. Let me know.
ron h wrote:
Good Sunday fellow Metalheads
What a week...crap, month it's been!!
First I must join Guido in celebrating a Blackhawks victory for the Stanley Cup!! WOOHOO!! More than 2,000,000 fans showed up for the parade on Friday...no, I had to work but I am soooo happy none the less the way my Cubbies are looking, it's all I'm gonna have to cheer about 'til football season.
Not to say I'm not happy that team USA didn't lose in SA yesterday, but c'mon, we tied because EUR goalie fumbled the ball!!
A little news for my friends here, a week from Friday I'm flying one last time down to see Bev, and we're driving back...to stay!! We're giving it a shot folks. We met here at JP.com in December '08, and we're now gonna try to make a go of it!!
As you can imagine, things are / have been a bit stressful trying to tend to all the details, and a few are still not totally dealt with...but if we all waited for the perfect moment, we'd get nothing done lol Wish us luck friends!
but I am soooo happy none the less 
