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[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:58:44 PM 
We do not play games where players have to use big, suggestive sticks to hit balls, and then run home.

We kick them instead.

The fart that is even older than you (lol like thats possible), is probably watching the game with sticks and balls and running home.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:54:42 PM)
[guidogodoy] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:54:42 PM 
Baby Got Back! HAAAA!!! That must be a cool way to start your baseball games!
Do you have the American vs. National Leagues too? I mean, you must as you participate in the WORLD series of baseball. I wonder why it is always played here?

Hmmmm...were is Freeze when you need an even older fart to explain this one?

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:51:43 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:51:43 PM 
No, we sing it like it is:

"I like big buts and I cannot lie.."
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:48:27 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:49:22 PM 
Nah, it was stupid anyway.

Besides, I looked into the Russian thread, and its the same there. Looks like we dont have it set up right, IDK.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:45:01 PM)
[guidogodoy] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:48:27 PM 
Now, see? If you weren't a foreigner, your script wouldn't be all screwy. I mean, how do you get by singing the singing the American National Anthem over there? Do you just translate it, or what?

Oh yes, and as a Disciple of Cornholio I can also claim to be able to pronounce" Las rrrrrruedas rrrrruedan rrrrrrápidamente en el ferrrrrrrrrocrarrrrril"!!! 
[Vaillant 3.0] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:45:01 PM 
Awww, that sucks. Maybe you can write it and scan it and post it as a pic?

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:43:11 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:43:11 PM 
No, it was supposed to be in Russian, and it looked perfectly allright when I wrote it, but when I posted it, it turned to question marks.

I hate computers.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:41:54 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:41:54 PM 
Yes...were you speaking Questionese? And I can roll r's when the occasion calls for it.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:37:08 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:37:08 PM 
Okay, techincal question... Am I the only one that sees just question marks in the first line of my last post?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:36:07 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:36:07 PM 
???? ?? ??????????, ????????????????? ?????!

You are overseas, and Im onthissideofseas - and yes, I speak with an accent. I bet you cant even roll r`s, right?

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:29:23 PM)
Edited at: Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:47:09 PM
[guidogodoy] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:29:23 PM 
Now just how the hell would something be "blocked overseas" if we can see it and you can't? Riddle me that, jester! 
I bet that you speak with an accent, too.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:24:27 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:24:27 PM 

I wouldnt know. I live on this side of the seas -  you are overseas. And the seas were put in place to prevent the spread of disco plague.

Unfortunately, it didnt work. You heartless old bastards. We already have yodling, you know, no need to torture us further...


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:20:23 PM)
[guidogodoy] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:20:23 PM 
I can say that I can easily name both those Muppets without having to look it up! HAAA!!!
Doesn't it suck to live overseas? You miss all the good videos. Why don't you quit being lazy and move underseas?

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:10:48 PM)
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  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:08:33 PM)
[spapad] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:09:32 PM 
As a mom I must protect her from the bad music out there. lol

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:08:33 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:09:11 PM 
It is blocked overseas, and for once im pretty happy about it.

I mean, if youre going to sing like someone has cut your balls off, you might as well cut them off.

Like this:



The quality is shit, but you can tell that he was far more talented than the bee gees.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:55:06 PM)
[guidogodoy] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:08:33 PM 
Would she know Winger? Perhaps get the joke tha Micky was the drummer of the Monkees, not the guitarist? LOL!!!!
Nope. KIDS!!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:07:02 PM)
[spapad] Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:07:02 PM 
That was very funny! I would have called Flora out to watch it but she would have no clue who the BeeGees are.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:55:06 PM)
[guidogodoy] Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:55:06 PM 
Cats make me sneeze!
Man, I can't think of the BeeGees without the "Barry Gibb Talk Show" skit on Saturday Night Live. Damn, I hope this isn't blocked overseas.



  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:46:47 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:51:42 PM 
Without kittens, the world would be a much sadder place to live in.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:46:47 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:46:47 PM 
It is nice to see someone with a soft heart, who can hear the pleas of innocent little kittens, who do not want to be blown out of existance by the Bee Gees.

Unfortunately, Guido prefers dogs.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:39:06 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:39:06 PM 
KITTY!!!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:37:12 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:37:12 PM 
You... Wouldnt...


Would you?

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:34:33 PM)
[guidogodoy] Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:34:33 PM 
I think it is as the song goes with you: some "She" has devoured all your sweet love, took all you had and then fed you dirt!"
Shall I break out my BeeGees collection now?


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:21:08 PM)
[spapad] Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:29:21 PM 


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:21:08 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:21:08 PM 
You own a Monkees CD.

Right. That does it.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:16:17 PM)
[guidogodoy] Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:16:17 PM 
HERESY!
I thought as much from you, you young bounder. You cad. Thus, I have already prepared my visual response.
Right below. Says quite clearly: Micky Dolenz: guitar! Both CDs autographed! LOL!




  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:07:55 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:07:55 PM 
LMAO!

Guido, sit down, take a deep breath... Have a drink..

Here it comes:

The Monkees did not play their own instruments.

The Archies probably did, tho, they sound too good to be made up.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:05:26 PM)
[guidogodoy] Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:05:26 PM 
OMG! NOOOO!!!

Next, you are going to say something absurd like they didn't play their own instruments either.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:04:25 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:04:25 PM 
Sure. But you do know that they didnt write their own lyrics, right?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, July 24, 2011 2:54:45 PM)
[guidogodoy] Sunday, July 24, 2011 2:54:45 PM 
Oh don't you dare screw with the Monkees, man! Them's fightin' words! LOL!!!
(plus, they had many more hits than Winger).

The lyrics to this song are some of my favorite:



  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 2:29:25 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 2:44:48 PM 


There. Pope worships the great Cornholio. Nothing more to say.
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 2:29:25 PM 
Exactyly? I see Freeze hasnt been around much.

Anyway - Yes, Bon Jovi for Winger - would work. Although since we are at it, they might as well swap it for the Monkees - they are probably heavier than either, anyway.

I read minds at CET 0h - 24h, so theres nothing much you can do here.

What I do hope is that the new Beavis and Butthead will make it to MTV Adria soon. Right now the only thing that they are playing is Jersey Shore and all those bullshit Hip hop shows like Short Circuitz and all the rest that all look the same. Humour has never looked as bad as it does now. We need the Brits to start doing some new sitcoms.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, July 24, 2011 2:15:59 PM)
[guidogodoy] Sunday, July 24, 2011 2:15:59 PM 
1. No, man. I am not saying that Beavis and Butthead should change shirts (sacrilige!...unless they changed to a JP shirt, of course) but that the Winger could be swapped out for, say, Bon Jovi!

2. Yeah, I agree that Butthead has always been smarter (hey, who pays the rent?). My comment was meant to compare the Beavis of old to the new incarnation. He seems smarter than he should be. I once heard an interview about the Simpsons and, in particular, Homer. The creators said that he should be only as smart as a dog. Another creator asked for clarification: "yes, but what BREED of dog!?" LOL.
3. EXACTYLY what I thought when I saw "Snookie!" That South Park line! HAAA!!! I told you to quit reading my mind, damnit! At least between the hours of 4-6 (-5GMT). That's GUIDO'S time!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 1:51:52 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 1:51:52 PM 
The t-shirts have to stay as they are for two reasons:

1. There are no modern bands that would be good (or known) enough to take their place

2. I disagree with Beavis being more intelligent - I always thought that Butthead was the smart one, if nothing else because Beavis has the Metallica t-shirt. They should keep it that way.


I must admit Ive watched Jersey Shore once. It was after I watched the South Park episode ("Snooki want smoosh-smoosh!"), which was much better than the original.

Oh, and youth of today doesnt have a clue about what Winger is. They like Lady Gaga, which makes my stomach turn. Not to say that Winger was brilliant, but at least they could dress better.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, July 24, 2011 1:40:52 PM)
[guidogodoy] Sunday, July 24, 2011 1:40:52 PM 
Kinda odd voice, isn't it? I mean, it is still Mike Judge but it seems like he threw every catchphrase and clip into that one little segment trying to re-capture his old audience. Does the youth of today even know who "Winger" is anymore? They should have updated the t-shirts.

I don't know about you but, IMO, Beavis actually sounds too intelligent!  As for the Jersey Shore comments, I am glad to say that I have never once seen the show. That was as much as I have ever seen and I daresay that it was too much. Yeah, spoof Gaga. At least she doesn't make my stomach turn.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, July 24, 2011 1:11:10 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, July 24, 2011 1:11:10 PM 
I dont like Beavises new voice much either.

It is a good idea that they comment on Jersey Shore, tho. But I think that Lady Gaga videos might be even better.
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