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[mmmmmm] Thursday, November 13, 2008 8:08:07 PM 
I JUST RANG HIS DOOR BELL--NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT FOR HIM TO OPEN THE DOOR (RUBBING HANDS TOGETHER GLEEFULLY ) -WHEN HE OPENS--I'LL JUMP OUT OF THE BUSHES & YOU ZAP HIM WITH THE ELECTRIC METAL PROD --THAT WAY HE'LL BE SUBDUED LONG ENOUGH TO EAT THE PIZZA BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING ELSE --A GAL'S GOTTA HAVE NOURISHMENT YA KNOW !!--
* EXTRA EVIL SMIRK * 

OH RON--PIZZA DELIVERY FOR YOU
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Thursday, November 13, 2008 8:02:27 PM)
[devils_child] Thursday, November 13, 2008 8:02:27 PM 
Hahaha..... "Pizza Delivery for Ron" - i knew my occupation would come in handy. When he comes out you jump out of the bushes and we'll rush him back into the house.... yes that should work...*evil smirk*
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:47:38 PM)
[mmmmmm] Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:47:38 PM 

DC--I THINK WE SCARED HIM AWAY FOR GOOD !!

YOU USE YOUR FEMININE WHILES TO LURE HIM OUT & I'LL TIE HIM UP --


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:45:31 PM)
[devils_child] Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:45:31 PM 
**Turns on Harder, Faster - WASP**........ Come here Ron...... I got a little surprise for you...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:40:33 PM)
[mmmmmm] Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:40:33 PM 

OMG DC !!--he just turned up the cd player & it's Marc Anthony now --this man needs serious help that only us sinful gals can dish out

WASP lyrics are good !!  (especially at a time like this )

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:38:26 PM)
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[devils_child] Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:38:26 PM 
He's locked himself away with Ricky Martin on the CD player..... Shhhh i think i can hear him... Hahaha we'll have to track him down like an animal thats on the run... God now im quoting WASP lyrics.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:36:38 PM)
[mmmmmm] Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:36:38 PM 
DC--I see you're well prepared but no Ron in sight --do ya think we scared the big baby away or is he just off listening to Ricky Martin in privacy ??   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:34:40 PM)
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[devils_child] Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:34:40 PM 
He was here earlier toting about how he was bought up with spankings... so i had to try extra hard to impress him... So i've brought along the 4 rowed cone studded leather belt with me today.... He's gonna have spots on his backside from the studs. If that don't do the trick i will bring my spikes... oh yes, Spikes... may draw blood.. haahaha Ron you have been warned. Where's MG?? she's usually up for a trick or two..
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[mmmmmm] Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:29:55 PM 
Sure--DC---I'm ready to serve --I thought we got "rid " of him last night 'cause all I found this morn was his eyebrows but he's back & trying to warn other helpless men of his pain & torture --so I'll hog tie him & you gag him Ok ??
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[devils_child] Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:25:18 PM 
Ever trod on an electrical prong?.... i had one go into my foot... that was paiiiiiinful i tells ya. Lego kills like a b*tch too. 
Heyyyy Lana!! Help me gag Ron, i don't want anyone to find him and attempt a rescue, we may end up in a hostage situation of they hear him yelp.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by hellrider 31038 from Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:17:56 PM)
[hellrider 31038] Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:17:56 PM 
im sure it is not as bad as stepping on studs with the prongs facing up.lol
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[mmmmmm] Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:17:13 PM 

DC--you didn't start without me did ya ??----no gimp mask but we have to gag him --you know so we don't scare the other guys off


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[paperflowers] Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:13:58 PM 
LOL my brother and I used to do that!! The worst feeling in the world is stepping on legos. Fucking ouch.
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[devils_child] Thursday, November 13, 2008 6:16:04 PM 
Hahahaha gimp mask..... no i want to see your face when i dish out the whipping oh and no gag.. i want to hear you scream. U better believe i got good aim... of course you will get a few smacks on the back of your thighs, just to amp it up a bit.
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[ron h] Thursday, November 13, 2008 6:07:40 PM 
You know no bounds and I hope you have good aim you're not making me wear a gimp mask or anything, are you?? 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Thursday, November 13, 2008 6:00:01 PM)
[devils_child] Thursday, November 13, 2008 6:00:01 PM 
Hot Wheels tracks.... me and my brother used to fight with those. They freakin hurt! Well since your such a seasoned veteran I'll use my studded belt for that extra sting.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Thursday, November 13, 2008 5:53:53 PM)
[ron h] Thursday, November 13, 2008 5:53:53 PM 
You're talking to a guy who's the oldest of 5 kids and had a Dad who believed in 'capital punishment'.  His favorite 'educator' of choice was his weightlifting belt and a Mom who knew how to weild a Hot Wheels race track (remember the orange ones??)!!!  

So give it your best shot ...

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Thursday, November 13, 2008 5:41:02 PM)
[devils_child] Thursday, November 13, 2008 5:41:02 PM 
Hey Ron.. 
You know i just remembered, I have the biggest thing for hitting people on the arse (only a matter of time before i get arrested for sexual harrassment) anyways... i was at work one day, indulging myself in a few spankings. I hit my boss on the backside so hard she came up to me the next day and said she still had the hand print on her butt when she got home that night. LOL... apparently i can smack really hard. I've got a very very bad reputation
.......  Maybe I'll leave you with some hand prints, One on each cheek?   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Thursday, November 13, 2008 5:36:33 PM)
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[ron h] Thursday, November 13, 2008 5:36:33 PM 
What's up folks??  

DC...my butt's as
pink as a pig...I think we can get it a few shaders darker

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Thursday, November 13, 2008 4:38:02 PM)
[devils_child] Thursday, November 13, 2008 4:38:02 PM 
LOL.... Well now you've met the ladies of the sinful thread, you just know there's more of us around. But always remember the Priest Girls are the best in the business.

So Ron.... how's the sore butt?.... I can dish out another spanking if your not satisfied. Hahaa Oh and i didn't lose the key... it's in my hot little hand, but you can't have them just yet. I'm not finished.
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[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:12:59 AM 
Well lets see   ... today I only got up 2 hours late.. still shutting off the damm clock.... thank god I work from home..
My puter was backed up with files... to be recieved...  AGAIN.... LMAO................

I need to move the clock...  Hopefully I will remember to do this ...... LMAO

Have a wonderful day everyone...
MG~
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