your a fucking bugwit who doesnt give a fuck about rob or priest, only in making yourself feel beter, seek professional help. your whole goal of making yourself feel beter by making other people upset isnt going to work here. we are too smart for that.
It would go something like this: "I your truest fan. All other fans are not really fans, they don't have higher feelings that I feel. I have such high feelings for you and you're music. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah........ to infinity.
Interview over. Rob asks Jayne, "Was there ever a question in there? I never had an opening to speak!"
I can imagine being "interviewed" by Trixi. 2000+ questions to my one answer....at best.