It would go something like this: "I your truest fan. All other fans are not really fans, they don't have higher feelings that I feel. I have such high feelings for you and you're music. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah........ to infinity.
Interview over. Rob asks Jayne, "Was there ever a question in there? I never had an opening to speak!"
I can imagine being "interviewed" by Trixi. 2000+ questions to my one answer....at best.