Whoa, hold on. Are we talking about the movie or the real-life realm? 'Cause Cassandra and Wayne had an entire conversation in Cantonese at some point, which even shifts to the topic of Stacy, no less.
You wanna impress Cassandra? Go learn some fuckin Cantonese. Wanna impress "Tia the babe"? Ummm...I dunno...learn Hawaiian??