Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
It is so beautiful, I cannot resist for I have never seen such a creation before. Very well, your offer is accepted! Now let me finish off these posers who are trying to dethrone me as master ninja!
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more......
Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM