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TOPIC: Kmac the second!
[Vaillant 3.0] Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:12:36 PM 
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:

a farting calf.

My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.

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