I actually appreciate you both. One comment that I cannot help but make, though, is the posting of a PRIVATE message in public. There was a public post to the same effect in the "pissing you off" thread. It should have been addressed there if anywhere. Posting a private message in public just violates the very nature of a PM.
That said, I hope you both keep posting. I am sure that I am not the only one who enjoys them.
Now someone translate all the above into Japanese.