Hung Chow calls into work and says,'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says,'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.'I do what you
say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got