Sorry to burst your bubble there, big guy, but a new computer does not necessarily mean a new IP. While I probably shouldn't have mentioned it leaving him to clean toilets and find out the hard way, I would just hate to see you suffer waiting anxiously for those colorful words of inspiration and wisdom.
I can blather some incoherent nonsense at you from time to time if it will make you feel better, though.
Deep Freeze wrote:
BWAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! I can't believe I missed it! Ah well, NOW the cretin will have to get a second job cleaning toilets (certainly a step up from his current employment) to pay for ANOTHER computer so he can get back here and show us all what's what! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh glorious retribution! What ever shall we do without his cerebral wit and depth of insight????? Words like penis and vaginal warts have little meaning without his colorful ability to "bring them to life", as it were! (My apologies for the language)
As was mentioned the very first day he started, ALL of his ilk eventually meet with the same fate. As it was, it is and shall be. Good Bye, Norman/Glenn/Jack/Dreamer , et al!! Alas, I never knew ye! HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know, sadly, you weren't terribly far off with that guess / rant! I guarantee, while I would be holding my "typewriter" whilst rocking to and fro in a corner, you would have been doing the same clutching both a dictionary and Strunk and White's "Elements of Style."
I give a resounding HUZZAH for Murray! IP ban this time around!
Deep Freeze wrote:
DAMN! DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! I missed it!! Murray got to him before I had the opportunity to be inspired by his remarkable words of wit and wisdom, wherein he destroys my posts with pinpoint logic and his unique sense of the English language, forcing me to take a "hard look" at just what a loser I am and how my life has become a vast wasteland of emptiness, at which point I huddle in the corner, soiling myeslf and rocking slowly back and forth while I sob and softly call out his name!!! DAMN!!!!!!!! Guido! What did he say???? No. Wait. I know!! He said this;
whtevr MEANSA i would put hog in tool go but throat side canary wiggle! you bite go far do thursday word flat beceaz freind good want cake...wife married had fight eye was tip water frog ! i win stoopid cuz i have dogs and sex smart meat on wondow 20 years she wants me i am tough you are gravy!!!
Well done, Murray! Another cretin sent back where he belongs! And now, as I shuffle slowly from room to rooom, shaken to my very core by the razor-sharp attacks of this boor, I stand at the window, facing to the east, and wave slowly...hoping someday he will find his queen. Or his dictionary..... Edited at: Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:06:38 AM