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TOPIC: jokes
[_strat_] Friday, November 21, 2008 4:30:56 PM 

Dancing - A vertical expression of a horizontal desire

Economist - Somebody who will tomorrow know why the things he predicted yesterday didnt come true today

Gynecologist - A person that works in a place where others have fun

Marriage - A union of two people that are trying to work out problems that they wouldnt have, had they stayed single

Pessimist - An optimist with experience

Alarm clock - A device made for waking people that dont have small kids

Superstar - A person that works for years to become famous, but when that happens, he/she wears big black glasses to avoid being reckognised.

A computer expert - A person that solves problems you didnt know you had

Headache - The most popular form of contraception
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