...gee...if i get a spanking for the first offense...what about the second????
You callin' me MOMMY ?? - I knew I should've thrown out my Oil Of Olay !!!
Well since you had the nerve to call me MOMMY you can go to bed with no supper along with Phantom & Soy----must I give you all spankings too ?? --Must think of your punishment since you implied that I look older than you !!
...as i was saying...she gave me a bottle of Whiskey as an intro to her Chess world...i indulged, not knowing the consequences...(and the fact she's a good player didn't help)...i was distracted...the dog ate my homework...let me think...i'll come up with another one here in a sec......mommmmmy...
Whiskey wasn't talking Smack about you Ron --she's too much of a lady for that
Nope she was just telling the truth
May I ask --what were you doing looking at her fishnet stockings in the 1st place ?? --maybe if you had kept your eyes in their sockets you might have won a game or 2 ?? Just asking
So she was talking smack behind my back......Hhmmmmm....to her credit, she is a very good player....she exposed my mistakes and made me pay for 'em (typical woman )......and this was no girl i lost to....this was a fishnet wearing Queen that put me under the influence of an intoxicant
Fishnet stockings make my legs look longer & slimmer--so until you lose your knickers I won't get them back !!-( but from Whiskey is telling me you're losing terribly --so I should be getting them back by the weekend )
Poor Ron--losing to a GIRL !!--want me to send you some Puff's Plus ??
Aahhh, so you WERE duped!! WW is holding YOUR stockings hostage in lieu of your support for her (I knew it!!)...Well, MY friends don't have to be tricked!!
Sorry to burst your bubble Ron--Whiskey never had me duped--I was rooting for her all along--she borrowed my fishnet stockings so if I don't root for her I'm afraid I'll never get them back--unless you're willing to buy me more but until then --Go Whiskey Go Whiskey
Well John, she really stuck it to me. But that's OK, we don't learn getting it right all the time do we?? I put up a fight, all the way to the end on both counts, but dude, you've never seen a fishnet wearing Queen coming at you after 'bout 6-7 shots of Jack!! I was doomed from the start!! I did learn a few things in defeat however, and as we throw on our armor and sharpen our blades, there are 2 new battles brewing. There will be arms and legs and all sorts of appendages strewn about, blood spattered every where!! The battle to end all battles!! Thank you for your kind words of support, I need all that I can get as she has Lana duped convinced that she is the true Chessgod(dess). We'll just see about that...
Well, VOM ... of course you may speak on behalf of Ron...
... but that "driving me insane" part is already taken by my husband -- lol!
(That song fits *way* too well... especially the gettin' old part! *sigh*)
Ron should consider himself lucky, having his own cheering section and all...
He needs all the luck he can get -- heh heh...
VICTIM OF METAL wrote:
May i just say a couple of words on behalf of my friend Ron?
Whiskey Women don't you know that you are driving me insane ohhhh
the liquor you give stems my will to live and gets right to my brain
don't you know your driving me insane
your tryin' to find your way through life
your trying to get some new direction
another womens got her man
she won't find a new connection
takes another drink or two, things look better when she's through.
Ron she's through! With you anyway. Have those drinks, and lick those wounds.