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Happy Sabbath (Friday the 13th of August 2010)
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Celebrating Religion and Irreligiosity

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[_strat_] Saturday, August 14, 2010 8:16:09 AM 
[Head banger] Saturday, August 14, 2010 7:36:44 AM 
its not worth the effort.  easy, hard, you need drugs to read it.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Friday, August 13, 2010 9:37:17 PM)
[Budred] Saturday, August 14, 2010 5:13:29 AM 
You're all fools. This man sounds like a genius. I've never read anything that's made more sense.
I'm behind you dude. I'll join your church. Hell, let's skip the bullshit and get right to the poison kool-aid.
You drink it first though. Don't worry, as soon as you die I'll nail one of your hands to the ground and 
flatten the other one for you. Dude, I'm pumped, let's do this.

Edited at: Saturday, August 14, 2010 5:28:09 AM
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, August 13, 2010 10:45:51 PM 
This guy has been on an acid trip for three years! And he hasn't come back ever since.
[acolyte55] Friday, August 13, 2010 10:31:55 PM 
again wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[spapad] Friday, August 13, 2010 9:42:37 PM 
I just figured he was on a  major acid trip, and was in his own universe, because no one here would care a rats ass about what ever the hell he just said. lol

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Friday, August 13, 2010 9:37:17 PM) Edited at: Friday, August 13, 2010 9:43:17 PM
Edited at: Friday, August 13, 2010 9:43:52 PM
[guidogodoy] Friday, August 13, 2010 9:37:17 PM 

Liberative_pipe. I have not seen such drivel since the LAST time you posted.

I beg you, please go to the sites (if any) that can stand you. Should you continue to post here (as I guess) PLEASE learn to write. You claim to be an author but a single paragraph does not make for easy reading.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by liberative_pipe from Friday, August 13, 2010 10:34:24 AM)
[liberative_pipe] Friday, August 13, 2010 10:34:24 AM 

Happy Sabbath, Friday the 13th of August 2010!


My name is Kenneth, a.k.a. “Pipe” for the predominantly tobac (or “tobacco”) pipes I smoke (kind of rare among common people these days).  My thoughts go out to High Priest “Salty” Peter Gilmore and Reverend John Allee.  I believe in “Lex Talionis” (tit for tat cause and effect) in addition to “Lex Voluntatis” (freewill) as cosmic principles.  I understand that the word “Satanist” sometimes means “gehazi” (in Arabic) or “spiritual fighter” (in English).  I am monotheistic and respect many sound leaders, kind of like a Unitarian, but far more discriminating and intolerant.  I have a lot of experience in spiritual thought, including sorrow for mistakes.  I would like to think of myself as a basic, responsible pagan (not conforming to any of the world religions, all of which seem to worship the planetary crime lord Jesus at the center of the earth), and also a witch.  Which is a great word of question in cases such as:  Which is God – masculine or feminine?  AND Where does God reside – above or below us?  Speaking of the words “Satanist” and “Jesus”, I have found that to worship enmity is as wrong as it is to be vain and masochistic; either way, disadvantage for oneself develops.  To me, saying “The church of Satan” sounds like speaking Ebonics.  I consider Jesus and Satan to be about the same.  Do good and good (meaning advantage) will happen, including to yourself.  As a teenager, I was declared to be “Satan” by the pastor of a heretical Southern Baptist church, because I held that reincarnation was true.  (“ Yes, there’s a chance of returning.  I’m only sending Letters From the Earth.” – Black Sabbath)  Sometimes I have problems with typographical errors that seem to develop in my documents as though from out of nowhere; perhaps an example of malleable matter, I don’t know.  Anyway, I have been working on developing a movement, which for me as of now is a fantasy.  I call it “Brand Fresh Church of Jesus (Same Old Church of Satan)”.  This fantasy religion features the Judas Priest song “Genocide” from Sad Wings of Destiny combined with stigmata (bleeding holes in palms).  I theorize that the psychological buttons this movement would push in people will work, so that the palms of some Jesus worshippers become pierced with nails, and so that the left hands of some Satan worshippers become hammered flatter.  A lot of pain naturally would be involved and my vision is sort of ugly, including ear-splitting screams.  I invite you to look at my latest document, “BFCJInstructions.pdf” and consider whether you think this movement would be feasible at all.  If you’re a dreamer, I hope envisioning BFCJ entertains you.  I believe “laws” in parts of the United States of America would allow Brand Fresh (hot scar or stale somewhat?) Church of Jesus services to be conducted.  You might want to add “Gallows” (people hanging themselves onstage), which I hear is (or was) popular in California.  Unfortunately, where I live for now, the Brand Fresh Church of Jesus (Same Old Church of Satan) service probably would be frowned upon by rules patrols and trouble would ensue.  As I said, again, Happy Sabbath, Friday the 13th of August 2010.


Peace for Good Now,

Kenneth Wood (a.k.a. Pipe)

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