|[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 7:07:37 PM|| |
|I am Lord Darth!!!! All will bow and kneel before me! Pledge your allegiance to me and receive power and glory!!!! |
DF, my faithful Warlock! It seems the renegade Guido has decided the pop music of _strat_ is better than the heavy metal of Darthism! Lead my legions into battle! The lycan foot soldiers, the vampire generals, the demon painkillers and killing machines are for YOU to command at my lesuire! Do NOT fail me, lest you face my wrath!
Paorcamp, I bestow upon you the power of the undead! Direct sunlight is your undoing...everything else is really just bullshit.
Adrianaec, I bestow upon you the power of the lycan (werewolf)! Only the silver bullet is your undoing...so none of that Coors Light swill for you!
Now, my legions...ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|[Deep Freeze] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 6:24:06 PM|| |
|HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Death to you, false prophet!! Giveth me the holy wood and nails, that I may put thee upon the stake!!!! ALL hail lord and master DARTH!!!!!!!!|
|[paorcamp] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 6:01:12 PM|| |
|now...you advertise the topic...|
|[_strat_] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 5:46:16 PM|| |
|[paorcamp] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 5:41:37 PM|| |
|yes!!! you were so fuck!ng right when you said we wouldn't like the name you gave to this topic|
|[_strat_] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 5:00:57 PM|| |
|Also, for all those who think I am good... Well, I shalt just paraphrase the immortal Terry Pratchet:|
I am wonderfull. I provoke wonder.
I am marvellous. I cause marvels.
I am fantastic. I create fantasies.
I am glamorous. I project glamour.
I am enchanting. I weave enchatment.
I am terrific. I beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Nobody said I was nice.
I am bad.
Edited at: Tuesday, January 27, 2009 5:01:43 PM
|[_strat_] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 4:32:42 PM|| |
|You who read this, thou shalt beware! For I am god. The god of Judas Priest and a dot and a com. I am your lord and thou must obey me. Thou must not obey evil Darth Painkiller, for he is a sissy. |
Thou must worship me, and my earthly reprsentative, the one we call devils_child, for she is the pope. If thou does not worshipeth me or DC, thou will get unexpectedly arrested by the inquisitor Guido. He can count all of his weapons.
Thou has not any commandments to obey. If I think thou hast sinned, the bill will be delivered to your addres. The deadline shalt be 30 days, lest you get unexpectedly arrested by the inquisitor Guido. He can count all of his weapons.
Thous only commandment is that thou shalt not worship Darth Painkiller or Deep Freeze, for they are evil. If you do, you will get unexpectedly arrested by the inquisitor Guido. He can count all of his weapons.