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[Steve Forrest] Tuesday, April 07, 2009 1:10:48 PM 
I heard that Chuck Norris was part of the original Blue Collar Comedy Tour, but he was too redneck, so Larry The Cable Guy replaced him
[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, April 01, 2009 12:59:24 AM 
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
[toddie] Saturday, February 21, 2009 10:12:00 PM 
lol hahaha good one very clever
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[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, February 20, 2009 12:53:14 AM 
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
[Tyrant] Sunday, January 04, 2009 4:58:16 AM 

Pls insert photo of Chuck Norris here ! 

This is where he belongs, with his own people ! 

LMFAO @ Chuck Norris , what a complete toss! 

Tyrant..

Never turn your back, on the Ripper! T.O.

[Tyrant] Sunday, January 04, 2009 4:22:02 AM 
cool, so  thats how ya do it , lol! 

Ahhhhhhhh , the old saying, it can only happen in America , where so many hold such a tosser, so high ! 

Nuff, nuff, lol said 

Tyrant,

Never turn your back, on the ripper! T.O.




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[devils_child] Friday, December 12, 2008 12:16:21 PM 
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[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, December 10, 2008 1:14:13 AM 
Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
[Justin Kenny] Thursday, October 09, 2008 12:04:29 PM 

When Jesus was three times tempted by  Satan during his time of fasting and meditation,  the only reason Satan got lost after Jesus said,   "Get Thee Hence, Satan!!!"   was because Satan saw Chuck Norris standing 'bout 3 feet behind Jesus...in a 'ready-to-fight' stance.

....all told...that's pretty bad-ass...

[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, October 02, 2008 3:40:35 PM 
LOL I like that one Vaill!
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