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[_strat_] Wednesday, September 22, 2010 3:49:57 AM 
Ummm... Bacon...

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Tuesday, September 21, 2010 4:17:49 PM)
[_strat_] Wednesday, September 22, 2010 3:49:04 AM 
Minitrue mark this post doubleplusungood crimethink. Miniluv remake goodthink fullwise. 



Person Guidigodoy now marked doubleplusungood unperson.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, September 20, 2010 6:10:56 PM)
[guitardude] Tuesday, September 21, 2010 4:17:49 PM 
Uh.....no!
You are wrong , I do love cows,usually  medium well right next to my baked potoato with lot`s a butter, sour cream and piles of BACON bits!!!(see I love pigs also)
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Monday, September 20, 2010 3:27:30 PM)
[guidogodoy] Monday, September 20, 2010 6:10:56 PM 
Now just what the hell is this crap that popped up as my "word of the day" screensaver?
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stratocracy |strəˈtäkrəsē|
noun ( pl. -cies) rare
government by military forces.
• a military government.
[_strat_] Monday, September 20, 2010 3:27:30 PM 
You are a poopyhead cow-hater.
I demand that you state that in your profile.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Monday, September 13, 2010 6:10:02 PM)
[guitardude] Monday, September 13, 2010 6:10:02 PM 

Strat, looks like you`ve taken Lady Vail`s Farting Cow technology a step further!

I pity that test pilot! Poopyhead huh?


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Monday, September 13, 2010 3:27:53 AM)
[_strat_] Monday, September 13, 2010 3:27:53 AM 
Misty eyed? You mean like this:
?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:07:53 PM)
[_strat_] Monday, September 13, 2010 3:25:38 AM 
Well, I can always call you names... Poopyhead.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Saturday, September 11, 2010 5:56:45 PM)
[spapad] Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:07:53 PM 
Strat..................Now don't go all misty eyed.................But your my Favorite Asshole!   

[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, September 11, 2010 3:16:49 PM) Edited at: Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:08:18 PM
Edited at: Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:08:36 PM
[guitardude] Saturday, September 11, 2010 5:56:45 PM 
Now Strat, there`s no need in any name calling, even towards yourself. May I recomend a little help from Tony Robbins, he`s a great motivational speaker that can help with any esteem issue`s you may be having out there all alone in Stratland.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, September 11, 2010 3:16:49 PM)
[_strat_] Saturday, September 11, 2010 3:16:49 PM 
I dont have top leaders - I am a freelance asshole!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Saturday, September 11, 2010 7:52:39 AM)
[guitardude] Saturday, September 11, 2010 7:52:39 AM 
Yes, that is our first brigade,do not doubt their power. If you look a little closer you will see that they are the mother`s of all of your top leaders Strat! They just couldn`t stand what there little boys have become and decided to join us. 
The "Mother`s of Power" thank you for the group photo.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:57:49 AM)
[guitardude] Saturday, September 11, 2010 7:48:02 AM 
No worries Lady Vail, I was just being a drama king! I appreciate  your appreciation of my "culinary" talents (not), but I do enjoy the influence I have on creating such a powerful weapon.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:38:10 PM)
[_strat_] Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:57:49 AM 
Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
[_strat_] Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:51:27 AM 
FYI, I dont need to add anything fishy to my cooking to make it deadly.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:55:51 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, September 10, 2010 10:27:04 PM 
Yes, ma'am. I will do my best.

Now where are those spiked high heels I got from an infidel I slaughtered several months ago?...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Friday, September 10, 2010 10:11:48 PM)
[spapad] Friday, September 10, 2010 10:11:48 PM 
Oh he'll be around for sure now that his name has come up! Guard Well Vailant! and kick him in the nuts if he does not cooperate! Should do it.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, September 10, 2010 10:03:00 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, September 10, 2010 10:03:00 PM 
You may be right. Looks like there's no sleep for me tonight. Must stay on guard and watch for that slimy trickster.
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[spapad] Friday, September 10, 2010 9:57:56 PM 
It's just a photo, I'm surprised it does not show. I see he's already working his  dastardly Astley Magic! lol
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:55:51 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, September 10, 2010 9:55:51 PM 
"Bandwidth exceeded". Boy, I miss the red X.

Hmmm...I would not trust Strat to feed all of us. He might add something fishy to our dinners, even deadly. Remember, he plots to take over the kingdom!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:49:53 PM)
[spapad] Friday, September 10, 2010 9:49:53 PM 


I spoke to Strat, and he is willing to become the Gordon Ramsey of Kmacia. Stituation Neutralized. LOL



  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:38:10 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, September 10, 2010 9:38:10 PM 
Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.

Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence.   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
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[Painkiller87] Friday, September 10, 2010 5:06:12 PM 
Thanks for the welcome. Now that I am aboard we can repel/distract any major assault by the infidels not just with my skills but also a secret weapon that must be kept safe until the time is right! Trust me, even if they have the willpower to beat it, they will fall to our might as we ambush them in their stuper/horror!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Friday, September 10, 2010 3:54:48 PM)
[guitardude] Friday, September 10, 2010 3:54:48 PM 
Nice to have you onboard PK.
IMDB page for Ghost Rider
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
[guitardude] Friday, September 10, 2010 3:52:49 PM 

BAD COOKING!!! Hey, I burn a mean piece of toast I want you to know, and besides without my cooking you may only have an average bovine ! I think I may cry, and that would ruin my evilness, think I`ll go for a ride to clear my mind and see if there is an infidel or two I can slaughter!


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[Painkiller87] Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM 

It is so beautiful, I cannot resist for I have never seen such a creation before. Very well, your offer is accepted! Now let me finish off these posers who are trying to dethrone me as master ninja!


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:12:36 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:12:36 PM 
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:

a farting calf.

My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:06 PM)
[guitardude] Wednesday, September 01, 2010 5:11:21 PM 
Train hard my friend, the day will come when your dedication will be rewarded!
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[Painkiller87] Wednesday, September 01, 2010 7:59:27 AM 

Ahhh yes, your abilities are known for.....Turning up the heat. I may consider the offer more, I just need to head back to my camp to train. Though mortals and infidels still want to claim my fame, they must remember how dangerous I can be to those who are treacherous.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Tuesday, August 31, 2010 5:22:01 PM)
[guitardude] Tuesday, August 31, 2010 5:22:01 PM 
Sounds fair, but consider this. I`m very convenient to be around if you like your bacon crispy!!


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[Painkiller87] Tuesday, August 31, 2010 10:04:20 AM 
MMMMMMmmmmmm................ bacon............. very tempting. But, I am a equal man. I will hear all offers before I make my pick.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Monday, August 30, 2010 6:06:42 PM)
[guitardude] Monday, August 30, 2010 6:06:42 PM 
As long as you are a warrior for the Priest, you may come in handy. How about a Wendy`s Baconater combo meal for payment?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:06 PM)
[Painkiller87] Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:06 PM 
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more......

Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
[_strat_] Sunday, August 29, 2010 2:28:05 PM 

Okay


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[_strat_] Sunday, August 29, 2010 2:27:20 PM 
The n00b has left the building.
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[guidogodoy] Saturday, August 28, 2010 9:50:21 PM 
What is all THIS now? Seems we have a war going on two fronts. Whilst I defend in the newbie section to the north we seemingly have an infiltration here in the south.

To ARMS....oh wait. I guess that would be FOUR ARMS!!

[guitardude] Saturday, August 28, 2010 3:51:57 PM 

You want WAR!!!! You got it!
ghost4.gif Ghost Rider image by Bigdadd5600


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[spapad] Saturday, August 28, 2010 11:43:12 AM 
It would appear you've left him speechless Strat! HA!!
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[spapad] Saturday, August 28, 2010 11:40:31 AM 
Now, that's more like it!
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[Brian_Evans] Saturday, August 28, 2010 10:57:04 AM 

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[Brian_Evans] Saturday, August 28, 2010 10:57:04 AM 

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[_strat_] Saturday, August 28, 2010 10:56:29 AM 
You want to outnoob me? Give me your worst...
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[Brian_Evans] Saturday, August 28, 2010 10:54:18 AM 
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[Brian_Evans] Saturday, August 28, 2010 10:53:04 AM 

Edited at: Saturday, August 28, 2010 11:05:27 AM
[_strat_] Saturday, August 28, 2010 10:50:19 AM 

Okay


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, August 28, 2010 10:43:29 AM)
[spapad] Saturday, August 28, 2010 10:43:29 AM 
But Barney really sucks and isn't even funny! Bleah! Now,..........silly person.............go back to your true destiny!


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, August 28, 2010 9:59:32 AM)
[_strat_] Saturday, August 28, 2010 10:02:55 AM 
It was, in fact, a declaration of war.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Saturday, August 28, 2010 8:15:08 AM)
[_strat_] Saturday, August 28, 2010 9:59:32 AM 
I cant help it - the minute I saw Barney, Rick was forgotten.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, August 28, 2010 8:29:27 AM)
[_strat_] Saturday, August 28, 2010 9:55:37 AM 
That is generaly a consequence of hitting a wrong button, or to paraphrase that isssue, it is a logical consequence of the human subject (you), mistaking the cyber location of a certain thing that opens a screen in which you can insert various symbols that can be read by other human subjects, via the apparatus which houses many keys with those symbols. While the sign to open that screen is identical in all posts, you have to press the symbol above the exactly correct post, to be able to quote the post that you wish to quote.

In short: you pressed the wrong button.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, August 28, 2010 8:31:00 AM)
[spapad] Saturday, August 28, 2010 8:31:00 AM 
Damn it! How did I end up quoting myself???
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