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[paorcamp] Tuesday, February 24, 2009 11:47:18 AM 
who are you???!! and wtf are u doing in my bathroom???!!!
[guitardude] Tuesday, February 24, 2009 10:44:03 AM 
 See how convenient I can be!!!!  Bring some steaks also, may be some other guests coming!!!
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[_strat_] Tuesday, February 24, 2009 12:36:52 AM 
Aw, aint that cute... Ok, ok, ill tell the big D to let you be... For a while at least. You can come with me friday. Me and Lucifer want someone to grill up a couple of burgers... And you dont even need a grill!
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[guitardude] Monday, February 23, 2009 4:18:43 PM 

It`s more like getting me out of his misery. Not just anyone can claim that they torment the Devil. Since his plan for me back fired, he`s living proof that regret can and will eat you alive!!!
So , not being evil enough is no sweat, just as long as I can defeat anyone or anything he may throw at me!! And I`ve been successful thus far!!!
Nicolas Cage as Ghost Rider in Columbia Pictures' Ghost Rider (2007)

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[_strat_] Monday, February 23, 2009 11:32:20 AM 
Oh, and my soul is about as useless as my conscience. I sold both to the devil. He kinda liked them, tho, so now we play poker every friday. He has a lot to say about you, you know. "Well... Lets just say that we all have our bad days... Hes not what I wanted at all... Just not evil enough. I always wanted to take him out of his misery, but I dont have the heart to do it to the poor little thing..." Yup, thats what he said.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Monday, February 23, 2009 8:59:17 AM)
[guitardude] Monday, February 23, 2009 8:59:17 AM 
Think your soul is useless? Try being without it for a while!!

Nicolas Cage as Ghost Rider in Columbia Pictures' Ghost Rider (2007)
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, February 22, 2009 9:10:08 AM)
[_strat_] Sunday, February 22, 2009 9:10:08 AM 
Ah, my soul? You can have that... The thing is bloody useless!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Saturday, February 21, 2009 8:33:27 PM)
[guitardude] Saturday, February 21, 2009 8:33:27 PM 
All that is required for payment is your soul!! But since you did seem to ask nicely, I guess I`ll give you another chance, but I`ll still be watching you!!
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[_strat_] Saturday, February 21, 2009 11:03:43 AM 
Aha. That ultimate price... Do you take credit cards, or just cash? Do I have to pay right now? You see, Im in a bit of a cash low crisis right now... Come on, be a good little skeleton, and just forget about it, eh?
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[guitardude] Saturday, February 21, 2009 10:34:26 AM 
Hey Strat
Meet my Inn Keeper, he has a reservation just for you!!!
Wes Bentley as Blackheart in Columbia Pictures' Ghost Rider (2007)
[guitardude] Saturday, February 21, 2009 10:31:39 AM 
You just had to call me EMO, didn`t you?? I warned you about what might happen , prepare for the first of many assaults with the ultimate price being paid in the end by you!! 

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[spapad] Friday, February 20, 2009 6:19:51 PM 
[_strat_] Friday, February 20, 2009 4:23:51 PM 

Oh, looks like Im dealing with an EMO skeleton!



Now, now... Just dont cut your wrists!


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Thursday, February 19, 2009 5:08:23 PM)
[guitardude] Thursday, February 19, 2009 5:08:23 PM 
You know,... One of these days you`re really gonna hurt my feelings!!  And after that, I won`t be accountable for my actions!!
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  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, February 19, 2009 3:45:38 PM)
[_strat_] Thursday, February 19, 2009 3:45:38 PM 

Well said, Bones. Very nice. Now dance for your master!

Put your right leg in...

Put your right leg out...

Erm... Put on a dress and be a girl...



I must say, being dead sure isnt good for cleavege, eh?


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Thursday, February 19, 2009 2:18:58 PM)
[guitardude] Thursday, February 19, 2009 2:18:58 PM 
DPK and Strat are correct. We as defenders were to soft on the infidels that were invading our Kingdom, luckily we were given another oppurtunity to prove our worthiness and provided another Kingdom to defend. Now, in it`s defense, brutallity is the order of the day. Being PC and understanding has gone by the wayside. But what a beautiful Kingdom we have now. I hope that answers your question.
Ghost Rider mit Nicolas Cage und Eva Mendes
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by kiamat from Thursday, February 19, 2009 6:51:17 AM)
[_strat_] Thursday, February 19, 2009 7:37:51 AM 
More like a language related fuckup...

In any case, we moved here because certain noobs were using the first thread for chitchatery, not aware of the importance of the thread. Me and Guido thought it up, and Dawn created the new thread here, if my memory is correct.
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Thursday, February 19, 2009 7:04:28 AM 
If memory serves me right, there was a giant upheaval in the first one many moons ago, and thus the king and queen took the remnants of the kingdom and created this one.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by kiamat from Thursday, February 19, 2009 6:51:17 AM)
[kiamat] Thursday, February 19, 2009 6:51:17 AM 
I was just wondering- Kmac the Second? What happened to the first one? Or should such dark deeds be left undisturbed?

We've found you out Strat- a very freudian slip...
[_strat_] Thursday, February 19, 2009 1:40:46 AM 

Dont get grammatic on my ass! Im no fake.... Im evil! Honest!


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[spapad] Wednesday, February 18, 2009 5:18:41 PM 
I think that would be "personification" of evil, and not "impersonation" of evil. Unless you meant to say your an absolute fake "devil". LOL
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[guitardude] Wednesday, February 18, 2009 1:55:58 PM 
You so funny!!
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[_strat_] Wednesday, February 18, 2009 1:40:52 AM 
Not so bad?!?! Misunderstood? Sympathy?!?!?! Hey, I have a reputation to uphold here! Im the impersonation of evil!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Tuesday, February 17, 2009 5:10:10 PM)
[spapad] Tuesday, February 17, 2009 5:10:10 PM 
Hello King Kmac, I have never met you, but is it ok with you I stay in the land of Kmac? Strat is not so bad, he's just misunderstood!? Have a little sympathy for the devil. HA!!! Just kidding, please don't stone me!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by kmac from Tuesday, February 17, 2009 7:29:46 AM)
[guitardude] Tuesday, February 17, 2009 5:05:24 PM 
Hello my King! nice to see you , never mind Strat, he`s having a bad day!! But at your command, I will improve his "attitude"  !
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[_strat_] Tuesday, February 17, 2009 7:36:48 AM 
Foolish little king... Your knighets are no match for me! I fart in your general direction!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by kmac from Tuesday, February 17, 2009 7:29:46 AM)
[kmac] Tuesday, February 17, 2009 7:29:46 AM 

GREETINGS !!!!!!!

You have served me well my "Faithful Defenders" . May you forever be safe under my Guidance be it rare at best . 

As for the foolish Strat who has continually betrayed me , GIVE UP!!!! You cannot defeat the mighty Kingdom of Kmacia !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I am always watching , those who I trust will see the signs and know my wishes. 

Farewell for now my people ,Take care .

FOREVER KMACIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spapad] Thursday, February 12, 2009 7:11:15 PM 
Reminds me of another family. Slightly offbeat.
[guidogodoy] Thursday, February 12, 2009 12:22:30 AM 
GO TEAM VENTURE!
[adrianaec_88] Sunday, February 08, 2009 8:06:30 PM 

hahahahaa

[_strat_] Sunday, February 08, 2009 4:19:32 PM 
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It Cannuck!!!!! Kill it! Kill it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Head banger] Sunday, February 08, 2009 2:40:41 PM 

I am sure that the weekest kmacian woman, on her worst day could kick the crap out of said mutt!!!


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[spapad] Sunday, February 08, 2009 2:36:08 PM 
Cannuck Catcher needs to buy Kamacian Woman so he can be sewn up in bed at night and set on fire. Then maybe Cannuck give second thoughts to bartering women.
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[_strat_] Sunday, February 08, 2009 8:43:36 AM 
Cannuck catcher gratefull for that too - Cannuck catcher been shot at in woods for being taken for bear! Cannuck catcher lose wife like that... But, is ok, he buy new one!
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[spapad] Saturday, February 07, 2009 6:17:32 PM 
Cannuck Catcher could stand a ride on "Bones" machine, it would maybe get rid of some of that excessive body hair. LOL
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[_strat_] Saturday, February 07, 2009 5:23:47 PM 
It better - Cannuck catcher will be gratefull for ride! He not have ride ever since his horse lose dignity (it been touched in a very bad place).
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[guitardude] Saturday, February 07, 2009 5:20:46 PM 
How`s that?
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[_strat_] Saturday, February 07, 2009 5:01:14 PM 
You may want to post that pic again - all there is is a little red cross on a little piece of paper.
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[guitardude] Saturday, February 07, 2009 4:59:16 PM 
Ya know, even though he`s a "doof", I thought it may be nice to offer a ride to the "Cannuck Catcher" as you call him. But I think it may be a bit uncomfortable for him!!
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[_strat_] Saturday, February 07, 2009 4:56:41 PM 
Cannuck catcher can do yanks to...
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[guitardude] Saturday, February 07, 2009 4:54:47 PM 

Yes, I know you are just playing the part Strat, so no worries!!


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[_strat_] Saturday, February 07, 2009 4:46:59 PM 

Cannuck catcher can run very fast...


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[spapad] Saturday, February 07, 2009 4:43:23 PM 
This is why Bella is so very important to Kamacians. She will destroy Cannuck catcher! The bottom of his suit would be the first bite she would take and then..... Bahahahahwhahahahwhahahahaha!!!! The Cannuck catcher would surely lose some of his prime property from the waist down!
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[_strat_] Saturday, February 07, 2009 4:39:16 PM 
Sorry to hear about it. Good pets are hard to find nowadays... My cat, for example, wouldnt even consider biting any of you traitors. She would just take a nap.
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[_strat_] Saturday, February 07, 2009 4:36:58 PM 
That is why I employ special persons to keep Cannuck out! Meet our new Cannuck catcher! He grab them by horns and make romance with them until they go away! Naughty, naughty!


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[spapad] Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:33:45 AM 

She was a billiant star that burned twice as bright! JP baby!
Love to her always, and she will protect Kmacia. LOL


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[Vaillant 3.0] Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:28:10 AM 
She was a wonderful dog. I'm sure she's looking after you, being the canine Defender of the Faith that she is.
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[spapad] Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:23:35 AM 
Hate to wrench my pain for her on the boards. She was a true defender of the faith. I don't have a decent shot of her spot on her head, but in real life, it was the 
upturned cross. She was JP Doggie. She was the best.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:18:37 AM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:18:37 AM 
Awwww!!! What a cute little Bella!!!
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[spapad] Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:18:07 AM 
No Kmacian Defender I can think of that would do a better job!
Now that she is in the realm of the afterlife, she can fight off such things! She is the best!
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