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[TIMBONI] Sunday, June 22, 2008 12:04:57 AM 
Hi Vail.  Check out my new dog.  A Predators best friend !  What a cutie pie !
[Head banger] Friday, June 20, 2008 8:47:38 PM 
well, we seem to have run off all the infidels, so we need to raise the next generation right!
[_strat_] Friday, June 20, 2008 6:30:06 PM 
I see that the defenders have switched fighting for baby sitting! Mayhaps they are practicing for their king?
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, June 20, 2008 12:38:10 AM 
[Head banger] Monday, June 16, 2008 10:47:29 PM 
so did he.  if you show fear, your worst fears will come true.
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[TIMBONI] Monday, June 16, 2008 10:44:27 PM 
Believe me when I say that I was no natural, but when you don't have choice you find a way real quick !
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[Vaillant 3.0] Monday, June 16, 2008 10:42:10 PM 

Thank you for your sage advice, Timboni. I shall keep these words in mind during my next encounter with the little one.


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[TIMBONI] Monday, June 16, 2008 10:38:15 PM 
It's easy for me, since I've been through it twice.  Try this.  Relax, hum quietly in very even tones so it more resonates from within rather than sounds out loud
and make sure his head is close to your heart so he can hear it beating.  If you are relaxed, the slow and even sound of your heart couple with the monotone
humming will more than likely quiet him right down.  By the way, this works with most "animals".  I've used it on humans, dogs, cats, horses and birds.
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[Vaillant 3.0] Monday, June 16, 2008 10:30:00 PM 
He was only 10 days old, so I had every reason to be scared.   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by TIMBONI from Monday, June 16, 2008 10:27:02 PM)
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[TIMBONI] Monday, June 16, 2008 10:27:02 PM 
Little secret.  Your fear is what made him cry.  The more calm and relaxed you can be, the safer and more comfortable he will be with you.  Don't worry.
You aren't going to do anything that will cause any permanent damage.  
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[Vaillant 3.0] Monday, June 16, 2008 10:24:49 PM 

I saw him this afternoon. He was really small and quiet, although he became mad when I tried to hold him. I lack experience in the baby-holding field, I'm afraid...


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[TIMBONI] Monday, June 16, 2008 10:20:11 PM 
Lady Vail, a pleasure to see you again.  Sorry for the interruption by the "slimy alien".  As I said, they talk a good game.  But as with most, they are only strong in numbers.  If you can catch one or two alone, consider them ready for the barbeque !  By the way, congratulations on the addition to the family. Have you gotten home yet to see the little one yet ?
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[Soylentgreen4u] Monday, June 16, 2008 10:15:57 PM 

CAPTAIN OF TEAM ALIEN HERE: ...AND IF THE TWO OF YOU KNEW WHAT THE HELL YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT,THAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT,BUT YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T......MUST YOU INCUR MY WRATH?...MUST THERE BE A GAME 7 IN BOSTON??...MUST I SEND IT TO OVERTIME AND SEE THE LAKERS.....???  BEHAVE YOURSELF! 


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[Vaillant 3.0] Monday, June 16, 2008 10:07:23 PM 
MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(TIMBO!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


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[TIMBONI] Monday, June 16, 2008 10:04:26 PM 
You know it.  They talk a good game, but most are pretty puny and pathetic.  Did manage to bag a couple of keepers though.  Just like fishing, you've got to get the picture.
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[guitardude] Monday, June 16, 2008 4:35:33 PM 
Glad your back Tim! So how was the hunting trip to the outer regions? Bag many of those slimy Alien creatures?
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[TIMBONI] Saturday, June 14, 2008 11:22:39 PM 
ENOUGH !   This place has gone to shit in a fucking basket.  I'm back, kickin' ass and takin' names in that fuckin' order.
[TIMBONI] Tuesday, June 03, 2008 9:12:05 PM 
Sounds good to me.  The septic is getting a little backed up out here !
[guitardude] Tuesday, June 03, 2008 8:13:47 PM 
Sorry Sir Tim,I believe that the contractors backhoe ran out of diesel in Phoenix and they can`t afford to keep working out west. 
Hey,we got some room here in Tejas,interested in re-locating?   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by TIMBONI from Monday, June 02, 2008 8:25:17 PM)
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[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, June 03, 2008 12:32:12 AM 

MEOW!!!!!!!!

(Oh, well...nothing wrong with indoor plumbing.... )

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