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[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:38:36 PM 
That's the spirit!! The king would be very proud!! We are now a force to be reckoned with. 

Defend the kingdom alongside us Spapad, for you will be given great rewards for your bravery!!

Now, I must go. This thing called assigned reading beckons my return to my post. I shall return!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:33:11 PM)
[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:33:11 PM 
I think we may spit at him and fart in his general direction!  Bahahahawahahawahahwaa!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:30:03 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:30:03 PM 
Welcome back, fellow defender. As you witnessed in our video mesage to Strat, we shall burst our pimples at his direction should he attempt to take over our kingdom, for his mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:25:01 PM)
[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:25:01 PM 

I have accomplished my task! Poor Tom could not be saved, but I was always a Kmacian! Bahahahawahahawahahwaa!

P.S. Thanks for the tacos!
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Edited at: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:25:53 PM
[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:56:37 PM 

Ahhh...if you need your brain to be cleansed, try Sir Tim's world-renowed infidel tacos and his homemade brew. However, Tim has not been here very often due to his Purgatory occupation, but I do believe I have some of those tasty tacos left in my pantry.

In the meantime, please show Strat this video, as it contains a message of utmost importance to him:



  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:48:21 PM)
[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:48:21 PM 
Thanks to you Vaillant 3.0 commrad of Kmac! I will carry this message back to the infidel......Oooops Mighty King Strat. I have promissed Video for
Release from the Washing of the Brain. Do you have Such facility to help to unwash the brain?

P.S. Need deprograming! Must Save Tom Tuttle!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:40:53 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:40:53 PM 
Strat? God? I didn't vote for him (and there's no way in Hell I am going to pay 3000 euros for not being hot)!!

Now, stranger. As for our kingdom... WELCOME TO KMACIA!!

We are a wonderful, resourceful kingdom, ruled by our great king, Kmac, and his Queen, Dawn. Our purpose is to eliminate any shit stirrers, or "infidels" that harrass the good people of our kingdom for no reason. 

Kmac has a very large army, lead by General Guido, Sir Tim, and Sir Guitardude! I merely serve as the gatekeeper of the castle.

ALL HAIL KMAC!!

P.S.: Get back here!!   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:29:40 PM)
Edited at: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:45:22 PM
[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:29:40 PM 
So.............This is land of Stratistan........Now tell me of yours so I may return home to Commrads with lengthy report of your Great Culture.
P.S.         Help!
[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:27:01 PM 

 Our Soveriegn has declared that "The population of Stratistan is very Big........Trust me!!!"
On this account he is very right. They are big and environmentally aware.

[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:24:05 PM 

Another Moving PIcture of Glorious February 4 Parade.

[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:22:02 PM 

The National Anthem of Stratistan is YMCA by Glorious Village People. The members of band have own saint day to honor their great talents!
Unfortunate for Band who play Anthem they did not do good job and many were executted for Dishonor of State.


Edited at: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:37:56 PM
[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:14:01 PM 

I have been given Mission to come to Kmac as mighty Stratistan Cultural Attaché. To make Cutural learnings for make benefit of Glorious Nation
Of Stratistan!! Hail!
I please, must return to Stratistan with Video.
But first I must give Culture of Stratistan to all Kmacians to know our Soveriegn Nation Better.
The Mighty Nation of Stratistan was Founded on February 4, 2009. Our king declared there would Be State Parade to Honor Such Great Day!

 

 



 


 

[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:03:04 PM 

Good Evening Commrads of Kmac.  I now live in the independent Sovereigh Kingdom of Stratistan. Where my friend Tom Tuttle 
and I were on recon when we ran into a force so sinister I have no identity left! The torture!
All Hail King of Stratistan Strat and All He surveys! Hail!!  (Did I say that?)

[hellrider 31038] Monday, February 02, 2009 5:01:16 PM 
im refering to the picture no you incase your wondering.lol
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Monday, February 02, 2009 3:27:34 AM)
[hellrider 31038] Monday, February 02, 2009 4:55:09 PM 
GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY.DO YOU FEEL LUCKY. WELL DO YA PUNK   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Monday, February 02, 2009 3:27:34 AM) Edited at: Monday, February 02, 2009 4:56:56 PM Edited at: Monday, February 02, 2009 4:58:32 PM
Edited at: Monday, February 02, 2009 4:59:57 PM
[_strat_] Monday, February 02, 2009 3:27:34 AM 
How dare you say that to me, The Great Humungus, The lord Humungus, the Warrior of the wasteland, the Ajatolah of Rockandrollah!!!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by TIMBONI from Sunday, February 01, 2009 10:37:23 PM)
[TIMBONI] Sunday, February 01, 2009 10:37:23 PM 
Nice   .    .     .  lame, but nice.   These are guns !


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Sunday, February 01, 2009 4:24:43 PM)
[_strat_] Sunday, February 01, 2009 4:24:43 PM 

Well, unfortunately for you, I didnt rob Saddam Husseins household guard... My guns are not only real, but are really, really big. And cool. And multi-purpose.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Saturday, January 31, 2009 6:41:12 PM)
[guitardude] Saturday, January 31, 2009 6:41:12 PM 
I usually only have to point it at some poor fool and that gets the job done. If all else fails, I`ll beat them about the head and body with it!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, January 31, 2009 4:10:59 PM)
[_strat_] Saturday, January 31, 2009 4:10:59 PM 
Wow! A beauty! Folding stock, the caliber looks like a 7,62, so Im guessing its an AKS, maybe AKMS or one of the non-Soviet variants...

Theres just one problem to... You know, a gold gun cannot fire.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Saturday, January 31, 2009 1:57:03 PM)
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