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[spapad] Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:15:39 AM 
[Vaillant 3.0] Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:12:56 AM 
[spapad] Friday, February 06, 2009 8:15:38 PM 
Soft? Bwahahahawahahahbahaha!
My friend Tom Tuttle from Tachoma stayed behind in Stratistan to destroy it from within. 
He is cunning like that, being that he's really Canandian and all!
So sorry I missed the banter! LOL
[adrianaec_88] Friday, February 06, 2009 6:52:51 PM 

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, February 06, 2009 5:13:50 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, February 06, 2009 5:34:10 PM 
Goodnight, Strat!!
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[_strat_] Friday, February 06, 2009 5:31:07 PM 
Ehm... My mistake. I was refering to your language. 

Looks like someone has a dirty mind!

And, in any case, Im going to sleep now... See you all tomorow.
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[Deep Freeze] Friday, February 06, 2009 5:28:26 PM 
Actually, I am "soft" from too many pizzas.......HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[_strat_] Friday, February 06, 2009 5:22:30 PM 

You see, I created you people in my own image. Its not that Im above you, its that you are like me. Except you, of course. Dunno what I did wrong with you.

Maybe I should have done what the textbook said, and leave the clay until its dry? Maybe thats why youre a bit soft...


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[Deep Freeze] Friday, February 06, 2009 5:17:20 PM 
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[_strat_] Friday, February 06, 2009 5:14:45 PM 
Now, now... GD knows Im kidding... Right GD? No busting yo ribs on my ass?
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[_strat_] Friday, February 06, 2009 5:13:50 PM 


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Friday, February 06, 2009 5:04:00 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, February 06, 2009 5:05:07 PM 

What violent acronym language. No wonder you are losing followers ...


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[Deep Freeze] Friday, February 06, 2009 5:04:00 PM 

Now now!! Is that any way for a "god" to act???? I should think you would hold yourself to a "higher" standard!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, February 06, 2009 4:56:52 PM)
[_strat_] Friday, February 06, 2009 4:56:52 PM 
Yeah. Why dont you GTFO, so the little brat..erm king can come back?
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[guitardude] Friday, February 06, 2009 2:42:11 PM 

He need not be here to be admired and respected by his faithful followers, that my friend, is part of his charm. Should his presence be required, he will be available to any of his faithful. It`s the wicked and less than trustworthy he seeks to shun. Any further questions?


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, February 06, 2009 2:48:39 AM)
[_strat_] Friday, February 06, 2009 2:48:39 AM 
Is not true! Our womens are treated ok! When I buy wife, I treat her nice, we make love whenever I like!

Where is your king anyway? Havent seen him in ages!
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[guitardude] Thursday, February 05, 2009 2:54:17 PM 
Because our young Scottish King is wise to the ways of the world and allows us our freedoms to do as we please, when we please!!
Should we over step our boundaries, then we all know justice will be served swiftly by any combination of our many "Faithful Defenders"!!!!
Plus our women here are appreciated and respected, not looked upon as playthings , as a few of yours have Strat!!!
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[_strat_] Thursday, February 05, 2009 2:18:39 AM 
In my country there is problem and that problem is Cannuck Soy...
And our diaspora is a real pain in the ass too!
[_strat_] Thursday, February 05, 2009 1:53:43 AM 
Now, why do people always have to betray me? Why dont they betray Kmac?
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[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 9:31:14 PM 
Go do your assignments Vail, I will stand guard tonight! Watch it Strat! Bahahahawahahawahahwaa!

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[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:38:36 PM 
That's the spirit!! The king would be very proud!! We are now a force to be reckoned with. 

Defend the kingdom alongside us Spapad, for you will be given great rewards for your bravery!!

Now, I must go. This thing called assigned reading beckons my return to my post. I shall return!!!
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[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:33:11 PM 
I think we may spit at him and fart in his general direction!  Bahahahawahahawahahwaa!
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[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:30:03 PM 
Welcome back, fellow defender. As you witnessed in our video mesage to Strat, we shall burst our pimples at his direction should he attempt to take over our kingdom, for his mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries.
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[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:25:01 PM 

I have accomplished my task! Poor Tom could not be saved, but I was always a Kmacian! Bahahahawahahawahahwaa!

P.S. Thanks for the tacos!
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Edited at: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:25:53 PM
[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:56:37 PM 

Ahhh...if you need your brain to be cleansed, try Sir Tim's world-renowed infidel tacos and his homemade brew. However, Tim has not been here very often due to his Purgatory occupation, but I do believe I have some of those tasty tacos left in my pantry.

In the meantime, please show Strat this video, as it contains a message of utmost importance to him:



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[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:48:21 PM 
Thanks to you Vaillant 3.0 commrad of Kmac! I will carry this message back to the infidel......Oooops Mighty King Strat. I have promissed Video for
Release from the Washing of the Brain. Do you have Such facility to help to unwash the brain?

P.S. Need deprograming! Must Save Tom Tuttle!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:40:53 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:40:53 PM 
Strat? God? I didn't vote for him (and there's no way in Hell I am going to pay 3000 euros for not being hot)!!

Now, stranger. As for our kingdom... WELCOME TO KMACIA!!

We are a wonderful, resourceful kingdom, ruled by our great king, Kmac, and his Queen, Dawn. Our purpose is to eliminate any shit stirrers, or "infidels" that harrass the good people of our kingdom for no reason. 

Kmac has a very large army, lead by General Guido, Sir Tim, and Sir Guitardude! I merely serve as the gatekeeper of the castle.

ALL HAIL KMAC!!

P.S.: Get back here!!   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:29:40 PM)
Edited at: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:45:22 PM
[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:29:40 PM 
So.............This is land of Stratistan........Now tell me of yours so I may return home to Commrads with lengthy report of your Great Culture.
P.S.         Help!
[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:27:01 PM 

 Our Soveriegn has declared that "The population of Stratistan is very Big........Trust me!!!"
On this account he is very right. They are big and environmentally aware.

[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:24:05 PM 

Another Moving PIcture of Glorious February 4 Parade.

[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:22:02 PM 

The National Anthem of Stratistan is YMCA by Glorious Village People. The members of band have own saint day to honor their great talents!
Unfortunate for Band who play Anthem they did not do good job and many were executted for Dishonor of State.


Edited at: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:37:56 PM
[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:14:01 PM 

I have been given Mission to come to Kmac as mighty Stratistan Cultural Attaché. To make Cutural learnings for make benefit of Glorious Nation
Of Stratistan!! Hail!
I please, must return to Stratistan with Video.
But first I must give Culture of Stratistan to all Kmacians to know our Soveriegn Nation Better.
The Mighty Nation of Stratistan was Founded on February 4, 2009. Our king declared there would Be State Parade to Honor Such Great Day!

 

 



 


 

[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:03:04 PM 

Good Evening Commrads of Kmac.  I now live in the independent Sovereigh Kingdom of Stratistan. Where my friend Tom Tuttle 
and I were on recon when we ran into a force so sinister I have no identity left! The torture!
All Hail King of Stratistan Strat and All He surveys! Hail!!  (Did I say that?)

[hellrider 31038] Monday, February 02, 2009 5:01:16 PM 
im refering to the picture no you incase your wondering.lol
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[hellrider 31038] Monday, February 02, 2009 4:55:09 PM 
GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY.DO YOU FEEL LUCKY. WELL DO YA PUNK   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Monday, February 02, 2009 3:27:34 AM) Edited at: Monday, February 02, 2009 4:56:56 PM Edited at: Monday, February 02, 2009 4:58:32 PM
Edited at: Monday, February 02, 2009 4:59:57 PM
[_strat_] Monday, February 02, 2009 3:27:34 AM 
How dare you say that to me, The Great Humungus, The lord Humungus, the Warrior of the wasteland, the Ajatolah of Rockandrollah!!!

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[TIMBONI] Sunday, February 01, 2009 10:37:23 PM 
Nice   .    .     .  lame, but nice.   These are guns !


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[_strat_] Sunday, February 01, 2009 4:24:43 PM 

Well, unfortunately for you, I didnt rob Saddam Husseins household guard... My guns are not only real, but are really, really big. And cool. And multi-purpose.


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[guitardude] Saturday, January 31, 2009 6:41:12 PM 
I usually only have to point it at some poor fool and that gets the job done. If all else fails, I`ll beat them about the head and body with it!!!
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[_strat_] Saturday, January 31, 2009 4:10:59 PM 
Wow! A beauty! Folding stock, the caliber looks like a 7,62, so Im guessing its an AKS, maybe AKMS or one of the non-Soviet variants...

Theres just one problem to... You know, a gold gun cannot fire.
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[guitardude] Saturday, January 31, 2009 1:57:03 PM 
Nah, this is all the gold I will ever need.


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[_strat_] Saturday, January 31, 2009 2:15:40 AM 

Well, Im a outcast admiral in one thread, a god in another... I get goofy.


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[spapad] Friday, January 30, 2009 7:18:10 PM 
LOL Strat, I see someone is feeling a bit fiesty since he's got his own realm! LOL

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[Head banger] Friday, January 30, 2009 4:39:16 PM 
harsh!!!!
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[_strat_] Friday, January 30, 2009 4:27:52 PM 

Lack of C vitamin?

Oh, and my sailors all agree - golden teeth are sooooooooooo 70s.... 1670s, to be precise, but hey... We are not all fancy-asses like someone I could mention. Btw, ever considered gold plating your ribs?


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[guitardude] Friday, January 30, 2009 4:24:49 PM 
Yes Strat it is gold plated, but have you ever wondered why all your sailors are toothless?
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[guitardude] Friday, January 30, 2009 4:23:57 PM 

Inspiration thru violence!! I`ve got to get me one of those!!


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by TIMBONI from Thursday, January 29, 2009 9:54:13 PM)
[_strat_] Friday, January 30, 2009 2:45:42 AM 
Oooohh... Fancy, are we? I bet its gold plated... You are the most fashionable skeleton I ever met!
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[TIMBONI] Thursday, January 29, 2009 9:54:13 PM 
Hey Bones !  Check it out  .   .   .  you've inspired me to invent something new for myself !


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[guitardude] Thursday, January 29, 2009 4:29:21 PM 
Can`t you see in the photo below that my "handbag" has a strap made from chain!!  When you`re all bones like I am...you tend to have issues!!!!
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