|[kiamat] Thursday, February 12, 2009 2:45:46 PM|| |
|Reminds me of Northern Word (Ayup/Nah/gerr'way wi' ye!) |
Oooh, somebody make me stop laughing- bad for my poor rock climbing tortured stomach muscles!
|[adrianaec_88] Wednesday, February 11, 2009 7:47:12 PM|| |
|LMAO!!! I want Windaz!!!! how to fuck around with the settings LOL |
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|Also, Microsoft has released "Windaz", the special version for Ausies. Here are some of the new features:
Edited at: Wednesday, February 11, 2009 7:47:43 PM
|[_strat_] Monday, February 09, 2009 4:12:00 PM|| |
|Also, Microsoft has released "Windaz", the special version for Ausies. Here are some of the new features:|
|[_strat_] Monday, February 09, 2009 4:08:45 PM|| |
|[_strat_] Monday, January 26, 2009 6:29:47 AM|| |
|Advertisement in the newspaper:|
"I sell a dog. German doga, 3 years old. Eats everything, loves children."
|[buck foston] Sunday, January 25, 2009 4:47:04 PM|| |
|[ron h] Saturday, January 24, 2009 7:27:01 PM|| |
|[mgdman] Saturday, January 24, 2009 7:25:48 PM|| |
|A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. |
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
|[ron h] Saturday, January 24, 2009 10:55:49 AM|| |
|[ron h] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:58:08 AM|| |
|[_strat_] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:54:33 AM|| |
|[ron h] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:25:33 AM|| |
|You got it HB!!!|
What'd the fish say when it swam into the wall??
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Friday, January 23, 2009 7:10:34 AM)
|[Head banger] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:10:34 AM|| |
|[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:02:36 AM|| |
|[ron h] Friday, January 23, 2009 5:56:33 AM|| |
|What's the last thing to go through a bugs mind as it hits your windshield??|
|[devils_child] Thursday, January 22, 2009 8:52:45 PM|| |
|[Soylentgreen4u] Thursday, January 22, 2009 8:20:12 PM|| |
|THE ONLY HOPE FOR YOUR LOVED ONE IS A BRAIN TRANSPLANT...THE DOCTOR INFORMS THE|
FAMILY GATHERED IN THE WAITING ROOM...HOW MUCH DOES A BRAIN COST? ASKED A FAMILY MEMBER...THE DOCTOR REPLIES...$10,000 FOR A FEMALE BRAIN,AND $7,000 FOR A MALE BRAIN...WOMEN IN THE ROOM TRIED NOT TO SMILE,BUT SOME ACTUALLY SMIRKED...
A GIRL,UNABLE TO CONTROL HER CURIOUSITY,BLURTED OUT...WHY IS THE FEMALE BRAIN SO MUCH MORE?...THE DOCTOR SMILED AT THE CHILDISH INNOCENCE AND THEN TO THE ENTIRE GROUP SAID...IT'S A STANDARD PRICING PROCEDURE...WE HAVE TO MARK THE MALE BRAINS DOWN....THEY'RE USED....
|[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Tuesday, January 20, 2009 5:14:10 AM|| |
|If you can drink beer, fart and watch NASCAR simultaneously, you might be a redneck!|
|[kiamat] Monday, January 05, 2009 7:18:27 AM|| |
|No, I'm thinking sofa and Sky sports might sum up all of that.|
|[_strat_] Monday, January 05, 2009 1:26:32 AM|| |
|Not to mention remote control operating, proper car parking, and the Chill out center.|
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